Rebeccaloves__#61

[Justine]

She’s back! With the rest of the French trip which is equally as boring as the previous stops. Went to the same chain pâtisserie…
Also she went to the château de Chanteloup in the Sarthe, but managed to tag a château with the same name in a completely different region in half of her stories (she has one “job”…).
And last but not least, her nails… urgh . Outgrown tipex gels and dirt. How inspirational.

 

[JamTart]

Probably shoved the tree in the buggy bag and smuggled it on board an easy jet flight

 

[Justcyrious]

Waiting with anticipation for the family Halloween dress up to be revealed today

Nothing can ever beat the FRKs as ghosts in the double buggy

 

[Carnations & Corner Baths]

It’s been reduced by £200k still over priced IMO

 

[Mommatoaginggerninger]

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The pool was too “chloriney” apparently. HOW did she get a law degree?! The word you’re looking for is chlorinated Grabby love

‘ And just about clean enough’ says the woman who had a mouse in her car and the state of her home

 

[Carnations & Corner Baths]

Lolling at how when asked about food and eating out she recommends buying supermarket paella, IN FRANCE

 

[Unbelievable]

THE TALE OF GRABBY & BENPEEADOS CHRISTMAS DATE DAY

Jesus H Christ and the wee baby donkey. Also known as... what the actual fuck!!!

Soo, Grabs and Benpeeado had a midweek 'date day' this month aka this week because that was the only gap in their 'diaries' *tena pants activated* She asks "Can you relate?" So... hands up who can relate??? Anyone??? No grabby. No one relates to you and gingy saville. You don't work, you've never have done {twatting about on Instagram with the delusion that you're some kinda guru for whatever fad is 'in' isn't actual work}. You wouldn't know the meaning of what work actually entails and the sacrifices you make for your family.

She explains that every year they try to fit in some time for themselves before the craziness of December/the Christmas diary begins. But hang on, they ALWAYS have oodles of time fitting in time for themselves. And SHE makes December crazy with the loonisy of cramming in billions of unnecessary things for the FRKs to do and her wanky traditions she religiously follows every year since year dot.

She waffles on about always preferring a night away together over a physical gift but this year. They've splurged {as fucking if} on some family trips and then moaning in the next breathe, that it's hard to get an overnight babysitting stay for kids lined up They realised a midweek November day when the kids were {actually} attending school for once instead of "World Schooling" aka colouring flags of the world... would be their only chance and made a date day instead. Your kids are only kids for a short time, cherish those moments. I've always put my children first and made sacrifices over the years. They're adults now, so myself and my hubby focus on ourselves for a change. Having a night away about once a month or lunching if and when we're both off at the same time.

Grabby reminiscing about all the good ole days of their favourite haunts in London... pre-kiddos, especially the big Christmas tree they like awkwardly smug kiss infront of course she has to mention that they lived in London for a while. I'll skip the rambling nonsense about walking, talking, cracking up laughing, browsing lovely shops without anyone else to worry about what a weird thing to come out with. I wonder if reality has hit home. Their must be some tension regarding mucky mansion not being snapped up as soon as it went on the market. Remember, it was declared to be the most - or something along the lines of it - beautiful house in the village.... until the ginger bodger got his liver spotted hands on it. I also wonder if the Kedgefunders are against them world schooling?

Oh and there's NO FUCKING WAY they actually stepped foot into that pub with all the bright colourful Christmas decorations.

 

[Justine]

WHY does Raffy have a bib and a high chair for dinner and WHY do her 6 and 4yo go to the 0 to 4 playroom????? Why can’t she admit her children are growing up?

 

[RebeccaB77]

It’s an insult to true homeschooling parents who put the effort in all year round!!

As well as the parents who get up everyday and take their kids to school and then pick them up, actually commit to putting their education and needs first. It is really hard work and you cannot put your own needs first but you know that is what good, decent parents do. Absolutely shame on them they are a disgrace.

 

[Carnations & Corner Baths]

If this is what healthy eating does for your appearance pass me the pinot and a packet of crisps please!

 

[MissTeddy]

I'm wondering if they're away AGAIN. Friend told me kids not been in school the last few days.

So they will miss all the class parties, the nativity, the Christmas jumper day, the church service… all the lovely little memories you have from primary school…. And she wonders why they are unsettled at school

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

I’m howling at this. I thought they minimised screens for the kiddos????

 

[Luckyaston]

Kids have been back at school for 3 weeks and they’ve already been on 2 holidays The school and the LA should be looking at her page.

 

[Unbelievable]

So.... What's gonna happen with the FRKs when they hit double digits?!? She can only exploit them for soo long before rebel. Would she be cnutty enough to birth another kid for the purpose of gaining?

The Sterlings have ditched:-

House renovation and interior design They've had the same boring, outdated interior for quite a while now. Must be what, over 10 years now and this is including the previous property pre mucky mansion. As the interior was a smaller carbon copy. On Instagram, house renovations and interiors are still VERY popular.í

The Garden/Allotment It's very noticeable that the garden is now unimportant. Content for that dropped drastically. They could've exploited that niche especially when they've got 2 LARGE allotments.

She was, sort of a "mumma" {God I absolutely LOATHE that bloody word, my sister uses and gives me the rage} influencer for a short while. And was rather, surprise surprise, fucking useless and well out of her depth.

And, oh this latest fad "Travelling with Kids" bullshit will die a death too because people will bore of the same olde shit content. None of the holidays are interesting or educational. EVERY holiday follows the same format:-

✓ Benpeeado with the suitcases, pushchair(s) and other unnecessary crap. Judith Charmless boasting about not paying any extra for it. And how they've cleverly packed for the holiday.

✓ F&R sat on a plane with many {messy} activities/things to occupy them and snacks that Judith Charmless has prepared for the flight.

✓ At the hotel, you barely see what the ALL the facilities are like. Just the swimming pools, saunas, select restaurants etc.

✓ The FRKs being dumped in kids clubs/childcare...whilst Benpeeado & Judith Charmless having grown up time What's the point bringing the kids?!? Oh yeah, no kiddos = no freebie holidays.

✓ The kids dressed in Victorian swimming wear with rubber rings in a pool... I imagine them singing along to some songs from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

✓ Judith Charmless videoing the food buffets gushing about how yummy it looks but not having anything from it bar:- croissants, grains, yogurt, pizza & gelato.

✓ Tired looking kiddos being dragged about, having to perform for dull unformited reel(s)

✓ They only visit outside the resort, to go to a local market and playpark

✓ The twinning of clothes

✓ Judith Charmless dressing like a 10 year old from the 1980s.

Soo... what bandwagon will she jump on next. When this one WILL die a death???

 

[CausticYoda]

I genuinely can't believe that a fellow Kings Langley parent hasn't at least lurked on this thread. Come on, spill the tea!

 

[Ecosse]

Yep, still used on the school run, I'm told.

 

[FlowersintheRain]

She has such an odd way of describing her HOLIDAYS. It’s always ‘parenting’ or ‘to parent’ {lest we forget the classic “parenting on the sand}. I’ll say again grabs, you mean HOLIDAYS. At a push something like being surrounded by likeminded families {although doesn’t look like they were surrounded by anything other than drizzle} Do you think she believes her own wanky hype or does she groan to herself whilst typing this nonsense?

 

[rosieflowers]

So they stayed in a nearby hotel and got up at an ungodly hour to use the magic hour on check in day as well as refusing the kids the chance to see the fireworks to make magic hour the next morning. They're absolutely obsessed with getting what they can for 'free' or rinsing what they've paid for that they lose sight of what's actually important for the kids.

 

[Carnations & Corner Baths]

They took all their own food for the whole time in mumma kedgefunders’ cool bag which is ‘basically a mini fridge’

 

[Duchesspink]

According to my local friend, she's quite well-known in the village for being "that one who has her school-aged kids in the buggy."

Better than being known as the p aedos wife