Absolutely buzzing
oh and she’s still greasier than the bottom of the maccies chip fryer but still claims luhmehhh is the best thing ever!
it’s the holiday saga for me.Absolutely buzzing
Recap:
Tenners is on because Mr Surgeon Come Secretary gave Begs the green light
Tenners is off because the gallstones are back and suh suh excruciating so Begs is on the urgent list
Tenners is ON because you only live wunce
Woody’s birthdays coming up and he’s been bought a load of cack, but it’s ok cos they’re going to a zoo cos Woody asked to go to a zoo so they’re going to a zoo
Begs did a reel and wore a really tit hat
Begs had lots of catch ups with herself and told us some supah fun and inspirational facts/lies such as that she and beaver have sex every other night, she bought her supah sexeh rangeh outright and that she no longer works with channel mum cos of the supah nasteh trolls and feeling controlled whereas now she can do loads of supah exciting content and be her authentic self
Begs is working with some supah exciting brands and did an ad for an animal comic
Begs filmed herself driving the rangeh and singing a song
There’s a supah cute park behind Wetherspoons
And
My personal favourite
Begs discovered that eating two eggs a day was the root cause of her horrific illness!!!!!! Mind blowing content as always
She really did miss a trick not singing along to Independent Women (what a bleeping joke that would beThat video of her driving, I thought the song was aimed here ‘say my name’ as in go on then you cunty trolls now say my name !!
passive aggressive in my opinion!
One very unhappy individual TRYING to like her life
) Oh she’s done independent woman before. We were all talking about how she doesn’t provide for them, it must be Steve’s family etc & next thing there was a video of her sat in the car singing along to itShe really did miss a trick not singing along to Independent Women (what a bleeping joke that would be
The shoes on my feet (I bought it)
The clothes I'm wearing (I bought it size 12 hunnipots)
The rock I'm rocking (Steve bought it in 20 easy monthly repayments)
'Cause I depend on lumi if I want it
The watch I'm wearing (fake rolex)
The house I live in... (Er Steve's dad bought it)
The car I'm driving... Steve bought it (on bank loan)
Cause I depend on, oh.
it really was as tragic as this latest instalment. I don’t know why she doesn’t just be honest about everything. If she was bringing those boys up properly nobody would actually give a tit if she was working or was a stay at home mum, but the truth is she doesn’t work but she also doesn’t really do anything with Alfie & Woody. They’re not in any clubs, they don’t go to Cubs, scouts or anything like that, they never go out with friends after school, she doesn’t bake with them anymore or do any activities with them, she doesn’t even do any real housework or cooking! She just plonks them in front of the tv or out on the unsafe trampoline & leaves them to it, while she eye fucks herself in the magic mirror.
I missed that one! She's a parody of herselfOh she’s done independent woman before. We were all talking about how she doesn’t provide for them, it must be Steve’s family etc & next thing there was a video of her sat in the car singing along to it
these threads at giving me life
