Rebecca Lamb #74 Allergic rash, thinks she’s flash, in reality trash!

[Clarity456]

Keep titles PC.

New thread for the one woman tit show that is Rebecca Ellen Dingle-Lamb NTB Hobson.

As you were everyone, and if someone would be good enough to do a recap that would be very useful.

Congrats to @Mrsfifi for the winning title, I amended slightly to make it fit.

Previous thread - https://tattle.life/threads/rebecca...ive-me-attention-its-all-about-me.20796/liked

Woopsie that's me told

 

[Cooper123]

Ah no way gash didn’t make it into the title

I reckon next thread should be straight to the point #75 Rebecca lamb - smelly fanny

 

[April17]

Taking my place

 

[NormaBates]

Definitely agree, she's been purposefully quiet to create drama. And will come back on either telling us about another miraculous recovery from her life threating kidneystone/infection/anaphylaxis/dirtyfanny episode or that she's been in a&e draining even more of the NHS's time and resources this weekend. Wouldn't surprise me if she tells us she's had a kidney transplant as hers were so soo poorleh

 

[PhoebeBailey]

Definitely agree, she's been purposefully quiet to create drama. And will come back on either telling us about another miraculous recovery from her life threating kidneystone/infection/anaphylaxis/dirtyfanny episode or that she's been in a&e draining even more of the NHS's time and resources this weekend. Wouldn't surprise me if she tells us she's had a kidney transplant as hers were so soo poorleh

Either that or she’ll claim they had some ‘family time’ and it was suh suh nice not to be filming it all’t time.
In reality she had her head stuck in her phone on tattle while Steve entertained the kids.

 

[Mum123]

Definitely agree, she's been purposefully quiet to create drama. And will come back on either telling us about another miraculous recovery from her life threating kidneystone/infection/anaphylaxis/dirtyfanny episode or that she's been in a&e draining even more of the NHS's time and resources this weekend. Wouldn't surprise me if she tells us she's had a kidney transplant as hers were so soo poorleh

100% she will have had a kidney transplant because hers have been making her soooo poorleh and it's been going on a whole week now so this is the only way to make her better. She won't have had to wait of course, dont they know she's a social media influencer and she will be right as rain again tomorrow happy Monday everyone!!

 

[Noonoosanne2]

100% she will have had a kidney transplant because hers have been making her soooo poorleh and it's been going on a whole week now so this is the only way to make her better. She won't have had to wait of course, dont they know she's a social media influencer and she will be right as rain again tomorrow happy Monday everyone!!

And there will be swipe up for the kidney to

 

[Uglybetty12]

I think Rebecca has munchausen 🥲

 

[Mrsfifi]

Wow. I have been on this thread for so long and that was my first ever thread suggestion! Thank you to all you wonderful bastards for voting for it. I’m suh suh suhhhh happeh and gloweh today now! Happeh sundehhh!!

 

[Imhere123]

New thread already!

Cannot wait to see what bullshit she spouts next time she makes an appearance.

 

[Chatchatchat]

we’ve still not seen the boys new beds!!!!!!!

 

[DoolinEnnis]

She might be getting geared up for some crap vitamins ad that miraculously saved her kidneys etc.

 

[brocoligalreturns]

She’s been quiet because she’s been out on the piss!!! Seen her on stories of someone I know…so much for kidney infection

 

[noseylondonmama]

Parking….. Ready for the next tit show

 

[PhoebeBailey]

I think Rebecca has munchausen 🥲

100%… waiting for the gofundme

 

[Its-all-about-me!]

Have we seen the chick's lately?

 

[ConsuelaBananaHammock]

Recap?

We were treated to dramatic scenes akin to Casualty this week, when Rebecca's dirty pounded fanny UTI turned into a serious case of kidney stones and she had a significant reaction to tanning oil antibiotics and came out in a rash.

She's on a major health kick at the moment as her poorleh body is craving goodness. She went for plenty of calcium (cheese pizza with the gehls) and carbohydrate and glucose (super healthy pancakes x5), and then topped up her food shop with some MODERASHUN treats from B&M. (Steve doesn't think we care, but we really do.)

Thankfully this made her well enough for nails and incredible sharpie henna brow treatments, and a bounce on the trampoline in her new thigh rub knickerbockers. #AD

We still haven't seen the boys new beds.

She was sacked by Matalan and Channel Mum over Steve's racist tweets backlash.

Yes, she was on Pornhub.

It's all in the Wiki.

 

[heidilouxx]

She’s been quiet because she’s been out on the piss!!! Seen her on stories of someone I know…so much for kidney infection

Post a screenshot

 

[Lollyjane25]

Now I understand why she thinks she is qualified to give advice every time she gets back into fitness or cooks a meal.

 

[Bellaboo83]

Is she MIA?

Yes definitely a ploy for more attention

Post a screenshot

She's never been out on the piss??!!! Hahaha. Now going out on the piss while suffering from a horrendous kidney infection / stones wouldn't be the best idea would it . No wonder she's kept that quiet!!!