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Rebecca Lamb #73 A&E for a cup of tea, give me attention it’s all about ME
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So broke they even nick coffee cups from Costa! 
God forbid something happened to one of those boys and Steve was out and she couldn't drive them to the doctors or the hospital. I know she could call an ambulance but she's quite remote and I can't imagine its easy to get a taxi to the house, all those motors just to show of and she can't drive any of them it just goes to show what's important to them!
Hold up tattlers…I have a theory!
I think this kidney infection was some far fetched pre conceived idea.There’s a begins with you team training day going off in Manchester today..showboat steph and the other fuckwits are there living there best lives Hun,and as a magical, cubic zirconia,unicorn director I reckon boss babe Becky should be there too! My theory is she felt so out of her depth at the last one not having a penny to rub together nor a brain cell she has invented this so called kidney infection so she doesn’t have to attend today! What da ya fink?
I think this kidney infection was some far fetched pre conceived idea.There’s a begins with you team training day going off in Manchester today..showboat steph and the other fuckwits are there living there best lives Hun,and as a magical, cubic zirconia,unicorn director I reckon boss babe Becky should be there too! My theory is she felt so out of her depth at the last one not having a penny to rub together nor a brain cell she has invented this so called kidney infection so she doesn’t have to attend today! What da ya fink?
She's that nutty that's possible
Is she that clever though to think of something in advance?
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Parking my arse. Nice title!
I think this is very much possible, she's a flakey witch, also didn't she do something similar before, have a conference/meeting/get together somewhere in London? Think it was YouTube or channel mum related, she had to go to London alone and felt so out of her depth she cried, something like that? So I can definitely imagine there would be anxiety surrounding similar events...
I think you’ve hit the nail on the head!
We live the other side of the dale from Beggy and are far less remote than she is. Our neighbour needed an ambulance last weekend which came from almost 50 miles away. It's terrifying when you think about it.
She may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I believe she’s sly enough to come up with this as an excuse not to go to her boss babe training day
Shall we have a little recap?
Beggys had multiple trips to A&E this week, with pain so bad she can't breathe, but her swallowing tea and gallivanting down the river faculties are still in tact. Good old Beaver beavered his way back and forth to ferry her for lifesaving emergency treatment...for a UTI.
DRINK THAT WATER HUNEH.
We were treated to a beautiful reel of beige landfill fashion tat, with the crowning glory being a pointy pose.
No net trampoline, DVD babysitters, £1 Primark tees, chocolate breakfast starters, jeans at the beach and shoes too big are reasons why Beggy is Mum Of The Year, but prayers have been answered and Woodeh is at nursery at last.
Lips are now one jab away from lilo status.
Fired by Channel Mum and Matalan for Steve's racist tweets backlash. Wedding cancelled. Still selling the World's Number Wun Beauty Device, the Lumeh. And yes, she's been on Pornhub. Wiki at the top.
Beggys had multiple trips to A&E this week, with pain so bad she can't breathe, but her swallowing tea and gallivanting down the river faculties are still in tact. Good old Beaver beavered his way back and forth to ferry her for lifesaving emergency treatment...for a UTI.
DRINK THAT WATER HUNEH.
We were treated to a beautiful reel of beige landfill fashion tat, with the crowning glory being a pointy pose.
No net trampoline, DVD babysitters, £1 Primark tees, chocolate breakfast starters, jeans at the beach and shoes too big are reasons why Beggy is Mum Of The Year, but prayers have been answered and Woodeh is at nursery at last.
Lips are now one jab away from lilo status.
Fired by Channel Mum and Matalan for Steve's racist tweets backlash. Wedding cancelled. Still selling the World's Number Wun Beauty Device, the Lumeh. And yes, she's been on Pornhub. Wiki at the top.
I walked into my son’s bedroom and I see this kid on it smile and I’m instantly decked. Because he looks like a young Steaver with the gummy smile
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Yeah it was the HelloFresh event a few years ago. Basically she completely fucked up, didn’t read the brief so turned up in a green dress & black boots but the brief asked everyone to be in neutral tones (there’s a photo somewhere where everyone else is in whites/creams etc & she sticks out like a sore thumb), they were all supposed to also cook something I believe so she probably panicked because we all know what a tit cook she is
But she then blamed it all on her social anxiety, claimed she had a panic attack & then rushed on back home as soon as possible.I'd say she makes Mr Bean look like a brain surgeonIs she that clever though to think of something in advance?
It’s shocking to think if Matalan hadn’t pulled the plug on her ad then she would still be with channel scum now, they knew about his racists tweets way before that and all the other tit. They really are as scummy as begs and beav.
People have sent countless complaints to Channel Bum (including myself) and they do absolutely fook all about the shady people they employ and represent. They need reporting in their own right
Oh god this was something else!Yeah it was the HelloFresh event a few years ago. Basically she completely fucked up, didn’t read the brief so turned up in a green dress & black boots but the brief asked everyone to be in neutral tones (there’s a photo somewhere where everyone else is in whites/creams etc & she sticks out like a sore thumb), they were all supposed to also cook something I believe so she probably panicked because we all know what a tit cook she is
she didn’t read the brief at all.
she wore a bright green dress and heels - the brief was to wear light neutral coloured casual clothes and flat trainers/shoes.
she hadn’t looked up where the venue was, not how to actually get across London to the place. She had no idea how to get there - clearly hadn’t taken any time to look at the tube map or work out her travel arrangements across the city. She had no idea what she was doing. She hadn’t looked at the weather forecast, went to London without a jacket or umbrella and ended up getting caught in the pissing rain. She ended up going to a shop to buy an umbrella and a pair of converse trainers I think?!
she befriended some other girl on the train and essentially followed her to the event because She was completely incapable of navigating her way there on her own.
she got to the event which was some weird cookery thing being hosted by Davina Maccall and she had a breakdown because she again hadn’t read any of the information and she had no idea what she was supposed to be doing.
she was so out of her depth.
I think you're bang on the money!! Beggy Dingle is at her best when in her head she's the prettiest, slimmest, richest, most intelligent and accomplished in the room.... That's why she often reverts to getting in her crusty under crackers to tell us were all beautiful
cos it appeals to the lowest bastion of intelligence and gets all the 20st council estate mums fawning over her in the comments but when you think of it... I'm not a fan of that Steph at all BUT she has apparently got a degree in fashion, then trained to be a primary school teacher and had a career in that, same with that Ashlie, who's basically got a mansion that looks like a palace compared to the dungeon.... Exactly the same reason she had a melt down at hello fresh! She felt way out of her depth and not the number 1 for once so couldn't cope...
Histrionic personality disorder at its finest!
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