Rebecca Lamb #59 it’s 2021, MLM Hun, does anyone see a chicken run?!

[ChubClubThug]

I can't stop laughing at this

 

[virgofalls]

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How long before this is deleted? It's spot on.

 

[SuzyPeppaCandySniff]

She’s a ringer for Wayne from Wayne’s world!

 

[Bobbiewilson]

What’s gonna be finished first? Global pandemic or the bathroom?

 

[Bellaboo83]

Rebecca's lockdown bingo....

1. Trying to arrange a supermarket delivery because she doesn't feel like going to the shops and so fancies trying out delivery, especially now Steve's finished the drive. So because steve's finished the drive now supermarkets can deliver....does anyone know why there are no slots available?
2. Rebecca feeling so sad because she has to stay at home and doesn't like staying at home all the time but she has to stay at home now, she just wants it to get back to normal like when she usually stays at home all the time
3. I'm supah supah appy that iv got ma Alfie ome from skool. I luv it when Alfie is ome from skool, if it wer up to me he wouldn't gor at all, he likes to luk after woodeh while I'm werkin' orl day. Who needs skool, I didn't bover with it and look at me now!!!... I arnt one for showing off but I'm nearly a billionaire, you can be too if you join ma business
4. A rant about Corona Virus being hyped up by the media, which is swiftly deleted when she reads tattle 3 minutes after posting
5.The boys bouncing on their death trap of a trampoline #lockdowndays, while being very careful not to show the chicken shed dilapidated and empty with only some tumbleweed blowing through their run
6. Her one and only friend will come over that never comes over unless it's a full national lockdown.
7. A car story about how scared she is to go into lidl... While wearing her disposable mask upside down.

 

[Stuffandsniff]

Begga lamb only plays with her kids for the gram . I swear lumi isn’t a scam. Head to pornhub to look at my ham

 

[virgofalls]

She missed out the best advice:

"There is a thing that I heard somebody say - erm - whatever you spend .. whatever you save after you, after you spend.. Something about saving after spending or spending after saving or.. like... save a certain amount or whatever you've got left or whatever you've got left after you've paid all your bills or whatever, put a certain amount away and like maybe spend some of that. I can't remember what it was"

 

[ConsuelaBananaHammock]

Poor boys don’t even have bed frames and she thinks she might be able to buy a Porsche by the end of the year - twice over

People that can save £100k+ a year don't tile their own bathrooms, even if it's their favourite hobby.

 

[Jxxx]

Rebecca lamb #60 I aren’t gonna think of a thread title

 

[Clearglass398]

Monday: Slop with gravy
Tuesday: Raw sausages with potatoes cooked on the radiator
Wednesday: food poisoning

 

[Bellaboo83]

Guess Cuba will have to wait hun xo

Hahaha that's just made me spill me coffee . We all knew we were heading to national lockdown and she was posting about booking flights to Cuba... How out of touch and stupid do you have to be to do that?

The lumi promotion.... Let me say this clearly for you Rebecca.... NO ONE CARES RIGHT NOW ABOUT YOUR LUMI, PUT IT AWAY! I'll tell you what people are concerned with today....

Arranging emergency childcare now the schools are shut but, you know, because us key workers still have to go to work

Worrying if we've still got a job / how much furlough we will get / can we pay the bills with that / how can we manage financially

Are my parents and family all okay, what will the new rules mean for them and their physical and mental health

How can I keep my physical and mental health from crumbling..

Assessing how much food we've got in the fridge and how long it will last before we have to go and stand in a long ass queue at asda, can I afford to buy a bit more so I don't have to put us at risk by going out again too soon.

How will my children feel about this? How will I keep them entertained?Can I afford to buy them some things to keep them entertained? How will I keep them up to speed with their school work while I am working myself, how can I balance it all?

Not once, either last night or today, Rebecca, have I thought... you know what?... I've got an spare 200£ sat in my bank that I might just waste on a stupid vibrating plastic face product that is clearly going to be bad for my skin (and that if I really wanted one I could buy for £11 at Ali express), who cares about bills / food / work / childcare costs I deserve a treat and skin care expert Rebecca Lamb has got just the thing....

I can't roll my eyes far back enough.

 

[ConsuelaBananaHammock]

Hello Jules.

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[Kiwi_nz]

The other day when she posted a question box on her story asking what youtube videos people wanted her to do - I replied saying "we want to get chickens, so a "how to look after chickens and chicken life video would be great"
just realized she has blocked me now !!!!

 

[Lemonsqueezy123!]

Whilst Rebecca can’t wait for a holiday I’m just getting home now at 1.30am after seeing my Nanna through her bedroom window to say my final goodbyes. Actually ended up following the ambulance to the hospital knowing I couldn’t go in, but not wanting her to feel like she was completely alone going in there. I couldn’t give a flying fuck about a holiday.

 

[virgofalls]

Telling people not to get stuff on finance "just don't do it ok, if you can't afford it twice don't buy it" but then advertising her Lumi on tick

 

[ConsuelaBananaHammock]

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How long before this is deleted? It's spot on.

I can't see it already. But this one has popped up.

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[Unknown5]

Tips to save:

Don’t buy an overpriced face vibrator use a flannel instead

 

[Unknown5]

Come on Own up- who is this??

 

[Cooper123]

So yesterday she said she wasn’t going to be wearing makeup during lockdown, today she’s got a full face of it. This girl can’t remember what bullshit she spouts from one day to the next.

 

[ConsuelaBananaHammock]

Friar tuck phoned, he’s wanting his smock back.

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Here she is, sampling her stew flavoured soup.