Rebecca Lamb #59 it’s 2021, MLM Hun, does anyone see a chicken run?!

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Thanks to @Primrose2 for the title, it was shortened to fit but the original was:
New thread title suggestion: twenty-twenty-wunn, MLM hun, did someone say chicken run?
 
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Great thread title. 👏
Still laughing at her doing a workout after a shower! 🤪
Anyone else think she's shown those kids more in the last few days after saying she wasn't going to film them anymore!
 
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Great thread title. 👏
Still laughing at her doing a workout after a shower! 🤪
Anyone else think she's shown those kids more in the last few days after saying she wasn't going to film them anymore!
Yes! I was thinking this... but then what does she have to share without them? She hasn’t got the personality or knowledge of anything for it to just be her..
 
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I couldn't watch her goals video all the way through, she was driving me mad, but I did laugh when she said she's not got a baby any more so mummy content isn't for her and she doesn't want to just offer mummy content anymore because she's got more to offer. (And it took her 50 years to get that out! 🤣)
She's not got anything else to offer!
It's just lumi spa tit, and her rambling crap about showers like they're a new invention not even seen a food shop in donkeys.
Steve, do ya still like chicken mate?
 
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What you’ve all said. Who showers and then does a workout? No mention of the whole will they /won’t they open schools, no mention of Boris etc. She is deluded
 
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Rebecca's lockdown bingo....

1. Trying to arrange a supermarket delivery because she doesn't feel like going to the shops and so fancies trying out delivery, especially now Steve's finished the drive. So because steve's finished the drive now supermarkets can deliver....does anyone know why there are no slots available?
2. Rebecca feeling so sad because she has to stay at home and doesn't like staying at home all the time but she has to stay at home now, she just wants it to get back to normal like when she usually stays at home all the time
3. I'm supah supah appy that iv got ma Alfie ome from skool. I luv it when Alfie is ome from skool, if it wer up to me he wouldn't gor at all, he likes to luk after woodeh while I'm werkin' orl day. Who needs skool, I didn't bover with it and look at me now!!!... I arnt one for showing off but I'm nearly a billionaire, you can be too if you join ma business
4. A rant about Corona Virus being hyped up by the media, which is swiftly deleted when she reads tattle 3 minutes after posting
5.The boys bouncing on their death trap of a trampoline #lockdowndays, while being very careful not to show the chicken shed dilapidated and empty with only some tumbleweed blowing through their run
6. Her one and only friend will come over that never comes over unless it's a full national lockdown.
7. A car story about how scared she is to go into lidl... While wearing her disposable mask upside down.
 
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“My lifestyle that I’VE created”... that couldn’t possibly be a dig at the tattle witches who said she’s only where is she is now because of opening her legs for Steve, could it?!

Apart from a pile of ill-fitting fast fashion tat and some slow cooker slop, you’ve created duck all hun.
 

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“My lifestyle that I’VE created”... that couldn’t possibly be a dig at the tattle witches who said she’s only where is she is now because of opening her legs for Steve, could it?!

Apart from a pile of ill-fitting fast fashion tat and some slow cooker slop, you’ve created duck all hun.
What planet is this dumb witch living on?! What “lifestyle” does she think she has?!!

she doesn’t have any hobbies, no interests, she doesn’t do anything, she doesn’t go anywhere, she’s got no friends, she doesn’t spend any real time with her family, she doesn’t look after her animals properly, she can’t cook, she lives in an ugly old house that needs so much work doing to it they have no hope of it ever being a “dream home”, they live in the middle of nowhere and haven’t got involved with the local community in anyway..... she doesn’t have a life to speak off. She spends her days sitting in that miserable hovel, glued to her phone, obsessively reading tattle. That’s the sum total of her miserable basic existence. She’s an absolute headcase.
 
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“My lifestyle that I’VE created”... that couldn’t possibly be a dig at the tattle witches who said she’s only where is she is now because of opening her legs for Steve, could it?!

Apart from a pile of ill-fitting fast fashion tat and some slow cooker slop, you’ve created duck all hun.
She hasn’t created tit, she’s just been bloody lucky she is where she is down to Steve and his family, I’d be mortified admitting I flogged lumi as a living and a means to paying my bills. I’m embarrassed for her. Imagine Alfie’s friends asking what his mum does and him telling them she sells face cleaners 😂 she needs a bit of self respect but I fear she never will
 
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“My lifestyle that I’VE created”... that couldn’t possibly be a dig at the tattle witches who said she’s only where is she is now because of opening her legs for Steve, could it?!

Apart from a pile of ill-fitting fast fashion tat and some slow cooker slop, you’ve created duck all hun.
I think we can all agree that she can keep her ‘lifestyle’
 
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I predict other MLMs in her future. Those perfume dupes.
Didn’t she say in one of her Q&A’s a couple of weeks ago in answer to one her own ‘what do you see yourself doing in ten years time’ that she would be owning more businesses? NuSkin, Herbalife, Arbonne, Younique, etc etc the possibilities are endless
 
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Surely selling the lumi (avon, forever living etc) is something you do alongside a job, not as your main job.
 
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Business owner. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You're an online Avon Lady. You're the human embodiment of a catalogue.

I can't get over it. It's too funny. 🤣
 
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As it’s page 1. For anyone that doesn’t normally go here. YES SHE WAS ON PORNHUB.
 
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