Rebecca Lamb #2 When Steve is on the lash, Ellie shows her gash!

[virgofalls]

Men’s accessories.
From a man who dresses like it’s the noughties.
Awful jeans. T-shirts with chavvy motifs. You just know he reeks of Joop.

 

[francisjmeader]

I’m just confused why the long paragraph about now she’s a full time vlogger she can pay to take her family on holiday? She knows that we can pay to take our family on holiday too right? Just in our poor old 9-5? Hey I once worked super hard to save up too, even went to Florida. Can I get a clap please?

 

[fmmac]

Omg the title

I watched the video and can safely say I know more details about her vulva than I do my own how long before that ends up on porn hub

 

[Sticky One]

I need her to definitely show us her meal plan and workout because I need a 5 day result like this

 

[Sallydally]

Hahaaaa have you read the comments! View attachment 10180

She’s deleted that comment quicker then Steve deleted his Twitter this morning!

 

[yellowmellow]

I feel like I only post to stick up for these women but I do think some of you are really harsh! I would love a house in the middle of no where like that and decorating it takes time! My husband is a builder and our house isn’t fully done! I never decorated the boys bedroom for them yet (it’s just white and grey) but that’s no to say I won’t and it’s not doing them any harm that they’re room isn’t blue with cars etc on! She really remind me of one of my friends with how she acts and all it is, is a bit of immaturity and attention seeking. She’s doing no harm and I think the level of harsh comments on her are quite intense!

She is doing harm though. She’s offering out health and fitness advice to impressionable girls and new mums based on what? Her “workout” she’s advising is terrible and the diet isn’t much better. She’s supposed to be a Channel Mum ambassador, it’s irresponsible!!!! And I don’t think it’s harsh to suggest that maybe she could have bought her children some proper bedding and some curtains before wasting money on cheap tat for herself!

 

[Ruby’s mum]

Oh my word! Think happeh then you'll be happeh, drink water then you'll be happeh, eat healtheh then you'll be happeh, go for a walk then you'll be happeh....... That video is atrociously awful. And an assistant in a shop was rude and grumpeh to her - how dare she be miserable when she's probably working on minimum wage on a zero hours contract and might have god only knows what shit going on in her life. Be happeh woman to make Elleh happeh! FFS

 

[Grayson]

And you should feel very proud of yourself. Beating all. Those 5 years olds is some feat

 

[yellowmellow]

Wow well I've been in a meeting for a few hours (at my actual job not just a meeting with myself about what I want to post on Youtube next) and What the hell is she doing? What is that workout? How is that HIIT? It's supposed to be High-Intensity Intervals Rebecca - As in short bursts of cardio with restful exercises in between... That's just pure cardio! And that meal plan? Sauage anyone Why does she think it's a good idea to do this?

I'm gonna start on the quotes either. She's just tragic. I do genuinely feel sorry for her at this point. She's so lost and has no purpose in life. She hasn't got a clue about anything.

Rebecca here's just a couple of tips as you clearly read here:

1) For God's sake buy your kids some curtains, pillow, duvet covers
2) Take down those God awful videos on your Youtube flashing your flaps and talking shit
3) Take down these pathetic workouts and meal plans because you have NO idea and should not be recommending this rubbish to people
4) Put Woodeh in Nursery for a couple of days a week and get yourself a part-time job to give yourself some purpose in life!!
5) Look up some decent food recipes online and actually make yourself and your family some healthy food for once

 

[Mgb]

What the fuck are homemade potatoes

 

[francisjmeader]

I’ll just leave this here...

 

[Daisyblue]

She’s definitely worried about Steve cheating. I wonder if something has happened in the past. People who are happy, confident in their relationship and trusts their partner doesn’t feel the need to pose half naked infront of the camera. Could be the reason they now live in the sticks. I had a friend whose partner kept cheating and messaging girls, then they moved to a house in the middle of nowhere because he said it was a fresh start for them. It wasn’t.. it was just a way for him to cheat without her finding out because he had cut her off from the real world.
Sound familiar?

Totally agree!!! I can imagine he’s one of these sleazy men messaging girls on instagram she became pregnant at 19 very quickly also? (I’m not bashing her just making the comment) so I don’t think they had been in a long term relationship before she fell pregnant. She probably had no idea what the real Steve was like until later down the line it’s sad really because all these women he follows on insta look nothing like Reb or are remotely similar in body size/shape. They all have fake boobs/arses ~ I can’t help but think reb is trying hard to look like them. At the end of they day she’s 25(?) & has had 2 kids. No amount of high knees in the dungeon will make her look like them! It’s actually so damaging to her self esteem knowing he looks/pervs over these women

 

[Emilycar]

Hi Rebecca.
I’d like to know why woody doesn’t have a duvet or a proper pillow. You posted a picture the other day and he looked homeless in his cot. It’s not even winter anymore and it’s still cold at night in a normal house yet alone yours. You may find he sleeps even longer with a comfy pillow and a nice cosy duvet. It concerns me how cold he must get.

 

[virgofalls]

So annoying when she does those self congratulating posts about things she can afford. Buying a car outright and booking a holiday to Tenerife are not extraordinary accomplishments. I’m pleased for her, but I don’t think she quite grasps that those things are available to those of us who don’t “do YouTube” too. In our regular, normal peasant jobs.

 

[Dovefromabove]

I tell you what ladies, I was having a shitty day at work (real werrrk not vlog werrrk) and as I sit on the peasant shuttle to go home, I am crying with laughter at some of these comments. The menu planner one actually made me snort so thanks for cheering me up

 

[Goodpup]

why does every pair of ‘pants’ have to be hoiked up so far she’s a second away from splitting her difference

I've seen a couple of instamums advertising Canesten this week, I reckon she's trying to get in on that action

 

[Sallydally]

I need her to definitely show us her meal plan and workout because I need a 5 day result like this

Meal plan is chicken curreh and her workout is sexy time with Steve every night.

 

[Cooriedoon]

Alfeh thought it would be fun to film me..
code: I told Alf to film me cos I think I look so good from behind.
Is this what her channel is now? It’s so Boring! My retired oap parents live a more exciting life.

 

[Zbear11]

Alfeh thought it would be fun to film me..
code: I told Alf to film me cos I think I look so good from behind.
Is this what her channel is now? It’s so Boring! My retired oap parents live a more exciting life.

Here’s me opening a gate. I opened the gate to get out of the gate

 

[Booski]

I literally can’t deal with how thick this girl is. Her long awaited food haul shop she says ‘Baritsa’ instead of ‘barista’ and ‘these are the Heck Chicken ITAL sausages’ ... it’s ITALIA YOU FUCKING IDIOT IT SAYS IT RIGHT THERE ON THE PACK