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Rebecca Lamb #163 MrsRebeccaHobson There’s no place like grome
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Aww lads, I feel so privileged. Temu Gromes are on me.
Why does she always leave Alfie’s birthday so late and then buy him a load of tat the week before? The poor boy. He’ll spend his 10th birthday opening shite and having a visit to the trout farm with his little brother, wearing matching outfits of course 
I bet he's not having all his school friends over, for a fabulous day out followed by a Birthday tea at the shack.....Why does she always leave Alfie’s birthday so late and then buy him a load of tat the week before? The poor boy. He’ll spend his 10th birthday opening shite and having a visit to the trout farm with his little brother, wearing matching outfits of course
Imagine all the other Mums/Dads turning up at that place dropping their precious offspring off....poor child has been let down massively by his cockwomble parents!!
She’s off her head. Asking for party ideas then saying she’s already arranged it... like, is she otay???
That kids going nowhere. Feel so sorry for him.
Problem is they live in the middle of nowhere so taking even a couple of kids to a lazer quest would be miles away !
Given that there are so few kids at his school couldn't she just have a traditional party for him at home with a few kids and woody with silly party games pass parcel etc and junky sugary party food , bet kids never had one and he will be teenager soon enough !
Clear out the barn and let him have a disco/ karaoke party in there ! With hot dogs doughnuts etc doesn't have to cost a bomb !
Given that there are so few kids at his school couldn't she just have a traditional party for him at home with a few kids and woody with silly party games pass parcel etc and junky sugary party food , bet kids never had one and he will be teenager soon enough !
Clear out the barn and let him have a disco/ karaoke party in there ! With hot dogs doughnuts etc doesn't have to cost a bomb !
She’ll take him bowling and take a picture of him there to pretend he went with his ‘besties’. She’s already told us he plays with his brother at school playtimes, sorry but that’s just so against what ordinary siblings want. Absolute rotter she is.
Why’s she so unorganised for Alfie’s birthday, every year it’s as if she gets a surprise and wasn’t expecting it. Last minute gifts, a last minute botched party idea. She’s so painful, she was obviously hoping to be gifted or colab with some kind of bowling/cinema/party experience - I feel sorry for her kids, she never puts them first. I hope everytime she looks at them she’s reminded what a tit mother she is.
Her and beaver are quite happy though to travel 2 hours to go for a walk or shop in primarni though.
I bet Leeds or somewhere has a laser quest or something they could go to. Poor kid
She HASNT given an earlier thought to A Birthday because IT ISNT ABOUT HER + everything has to be
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Visiting the Trout Farm a lovely metaphor that helps Alfie remember where he came from ten years ago when he entered the world, Surr specialWhy does she always leave Alfie’s birthday so late and then buy him a load of tat the week before? The poor boy. He’ll spend his 10th birthday opening shite and having a visit to the trout farm with his little brother, wearing matching outfits of course
She only asked the party question for engagement.
He doesn’t have friends let alone two best friends because he has never attended school regularly and is given no opportunity for outside interests. His mother is too selfish, the bleeping unhinged hound that she is.
He doesn’t have friends let alone two best friends because he has never attended school regularly and is given no opportunity for outside interests. His mother is too selfish, the bleeping unhinged hound that she is.
Whatever materialises for poor Alfeh will be a cobbled together afterthought, done on the cheap.She HASNT given an earlier thought to A Birthday because IT ISNT ABOUT HER + everything has to be
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Because if it's not about her then she sure aint interested.
That night in York looked tragic. They don't have a loving relationship at all. If they did they wouldn't have to show any of it on SM.
She's always trying to prove to everyone that she lives this perfect life - when actually it's all FAKE!
They'll be going to Billy bobs for alfehs bday with her bestie hoare & her little girl. Alfeh & woodeh.
Poor kid.she couldn't give a duck about the boys. Only rurmah
Poor kid.she couldn't give a duck about the boys. Only rurmah
Bingo ! Yes she went in Primark when in York !
God she is so bloody boring and predictable !
You and your Husband for once don't have your kids for the day and you are in York , with all it has to offer and you go in bloody Primark !
God she is so bloody boring and predictable !
You and your Husband for once don't have your kids for the day and you are in York , with all it has to offer and you go in bloody Primark !
I reckon she’s had a cry this morning because she’s entering January with no house sale and up to their eyeballs in debt. Happy New Year Begs!
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