Rebecca Lamb #162 Rebecca, we don't all need a Beave in our lives. No thanks, hunnipot.

[Noonoosanne2]

It was a suggestion but was to good not to use from a post by @Gemrose89
I’d rather tit in my hands and clap than have “a Steve” thanks
Was the full title!
Anyone want to give a rundown as she’s as boring as duck.
If wish did nose piercings beggys is one of them!
Let’s see what Christmas brings for the obsons shes best start cooking the roast bitatoes on the radiator she’s only got 8 days


Mod edit, all report if there's a title to use swear words aren't allowed and this makes no sense without it. Thanks

 

[Saltypopcorn]

Wish I hadn't asked about the bikini @Clarity456

 

[MissPrint]

The drab, unflattering outfit and overprocessed hair is not inspiring hunnipot.

 

[Unknown3]

Are we really reading a bedtime book now Rebecca?

 

[Babbitt1234]

The drab, unflattering outfit and overprocessed hair is not inspiring hunnipot.
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What does she look like?when she says 10 does she mean shoe size? Not one bit flattering in cut, or colour - any of what she’s wearing!?! Those trainers with those mom jeans cutting her up round the crotch and baggy on the waist I feel un comfy just looking at her. The waved hair which is at odds with the ‘im Not trying too hard honest’ look. I’m about as fashionable as a lost property box atm but she makes me feel good about my
self I swear
She still got the nose ring?
The fact she reads here and doesn’t want to end it all will baffle me to my dying day. Imagine people even so much as questioning your parenting and still being brainless enough not to feel shame

 

[Bubsley]

That is the bleakest kid’s bedroom ever…grey walls, navy bedding, overhead lighting, no cosy lamp. No wonder Alfie sleeps in Woody’s room.

 

[Unknown3]

Literally taking my 4yr old to bed at the same time 9yr old Alfie is already in bed, poor sod

 

[Each_peach]

My kid hasn't even had a bath or got pj's on yet and he's 6. Alfie is nearly bleeping 10.

Plus you know that chubby bleep threw that hot choc down her gullet, bet the kids didn't get one.

 

[Lovethewayyoulie]

Maybe if Alfie had his glasses on he wouldn't have to hold the book right up to his face like that!

Also, becky has clearly been catching up on here trying to make out that 1- Alfie stays up later than woody
2- they don't share rooms/beds

🥱

 

[MissPrint]

I wonder if Beggy has popped the potatoes on the heater so they’re ready for Christmas dinner?

 

[heretoread321]

They only get put on the electric heater Christmas Day morning whilst the kids are opening their B&M tat

I wonder if Beggy has popped the potatoes on the heater so they’re ready for Christmas dinner?

 

[MeghanSnarkle]

Maybe if Alfie had his glasses on he wouldn't have to hold the book right up to his face like that!

Also, becky has clearly been catching up on here trying to make out that 1- Alfie stays up later than woody
2- they don't share rooms/beds

🥱

Oh how natural
Alfeh hold the book right up so that i can show who wrote it, this isn't just any ordinary Christmas book it's a celeb who's wife does a mummy podcast celeb Christmas book

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Maybe if Alfie had his glasses on he wouldn't have to hold the book right up to his face like that!

Also, becky has clearly been catching up on here trying to make out that 1- Alfie stays up later than woody
2- they don't share rooms/beds

🥱

my elsest read that book when he was about 5……

 

[Mum123]

my elsest read that book when he was about 5……

Same. My 6 year old has just finished the new one. There's 4 of those christmasaurus books out now, why is she always so behind.

 

[Ducktalesawhoohoo]

Finish it by Christmas? My youngest is 7 and would have that read in two or three days from cover to cover!

 

[Noseyoldcow]

Alfie really likes reading, so he’s doing some reading, cause he really likes books? Jeez begs

Also, I’m currently reading that book to a year 2 class??!

 

[Your Moms Chest Hair]

Poor Alfie looks embarrassed when blabber mouth mentions him crying give him some privacy for god sakes! Let the child enjoy some down time without his younger siblings and get the camera out of his face you absolute moron

 

[Imhere123]

I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s some sort of reading/book ad on its way.

 

[Bananarama22]

So she was trying to prove to tattle that Alfeh does stay in his own room, and in doing so has shown herself up as the tit mam she is by embarrassing the poor lad and shoving the camera in his face instead of giving him space. Those poor kids all of his friends will have smartphones soon and i dread to think how embarrassed he is going to be when they find Beggy’s socials. I remember my son asking me to change my Facebook profile because he was in it and didn’t want his friends finding my private profile. And i did it for him no bother - how the duck is Rebecca going to explain her slutty insta grid to the poor bairn breaks my heart just thinking about it

 

[Bubsley]

The shack’s been reduced to £650,000