Rebecca Lamb #156 Mrsrebeccahobson The great British fake off

[Noonoosanne2]

Don’t mean to blow my own trumpet but thread title courtesy of moi!
run down from last thread! Beggy still has a favourite child she’s still using the magic mirror . Woody had a party with 30 imaginary chicken dogs
Beggy absolutely slaughtered woodys and BMA birthday cakes to add to her collection of culinary skills. What’s next? Masterchef!
the shack is still for sale and the chickens and one cat are still MIA

 

[Cocoluna]

Thought bma could walk now? And if she does have to be carted round why can’t dingle let her face the other way

 

[Lovethewayyoulie]

So why did she thicken all that sallow looking foundation all over her mug this morning, then for her afternoon "walk" it looked like she had no makeup on?
Oh & that dress?! Looks like something her little sister would wear.
Surely it's not suitable for a mama of 3
She gonna wear it down at Billy Bob's?

 

[Beggybexy]

duck meeee, well be on thread 200 before Christmas

How can someone who looks like this be so far up their own arse tell me….? The hair is grossss and the face but I’ll be nicer on this one for a change

 

[Noonoosanne2]

duck meeee, well be on thread 200 before Christmas

How can someone who looks like this be so far up their own arse tell me….? The hair is grossss and the face but I’ll be nicer on this one for a change

It’s the space raider head that gets me!

 

[Cupoftea83]

I rarely comment on here but I'm always nosying and agreeing with you guys! Anyhow, I reckon she did all that grim hair and makeup for a dirty shoot. Hooker dress, heels, full makeup. She said she wanted to shoot some stuff didn't she, next minute she's in a fekin field and all the makeup removed. If you look on the laptop behind her on her stories you can see 3 squares which looks like photos. Probably ready to edit them all before uploading for the pervs. She's vile.

 

[MissPrint]

Her hairline is receding faster than Beaver is balding.

Literal ‘hair burst’

 

[ChubClubThug]

I rarely comment on here but I'm always nosying and agreeing with you guys! Anyhow, I reckon she did all that grim hair and makeup for a dirty shoot. Hooker dress, heels, full makeup. She said she wanted to shoot some stuff didn't she, next minute she's in a fekin field and all the makeup removed. If you look on the laptop behind her on her stories you can see 3 squares which looks like photos. Probably ready to edit them all before uploading for the pervs. She's vile.

I do too. She always used to have a tripod set up in the bedroom... but barely made any youtube vlogs or reels! her flaps are their income

 

[Ducktalesawhoohoo]

Was that an exercise bike behind her?

 

[Beggybexy]

It’s the space raider head that gets me!

No joke I just polished off a packet of them hahahahahah

 

[heidilouxx]

Was that an exercise bike behind her?

Nah Beggys the only bike in that picture

 

[JaneEyre12]

Was that an exercise bike behind her?

Is this what you were referring to? She went to great lengths to hide it when she was posing in the dress with ten tonnes of makeup on. It does look like a stand of some description - unless anyone has any other ideas. It’s pointing toward the bed, she’s dressed like a tart in high heels, too. Then all the make up magically disappears later on her walk

 

[Ducktalesawhoohoo]

Is this what you were referring to? She went to great lengths to hide it when she was posing in the dress with ten tonnes of makeup on. It does look like a stand of some description - unless anyone has any other ideas. It’s pointing toward the bed, she’s dressed like a tart in high heels, too. Then all the make up magically disappears later on her walk

Yes looks like some sort of bike cross trainer thing

 

[Noonoosanne2]

Someone’s loving themselves! She’s rolled that dress up like a 14 yr old rolls their school skirt

 

[ChubClubThug]

Is this what you were referring to? She went to great lengths to hide it when she was posing in the dress with ten tonnes of makeup on. It does look like a stand of some description - unless anyone has any other ideas. It’s pointing toward the bed, she’s dressed like a tart in high heels, too. Then all the make up magically disappears later on her walk

It's a tripod and selfie stick for her iPhone they have them on amazon for about £16. You can see the bottom of the legs in one clip

 

[OhhBacon]

Someone’s loving themselves! She’s rolled that dress up like a 14 yr old rolls their school skirt

When she says, ‘I can’t believe it’s Primark’. I cried laughing. It screams Primark, it is clearly cheap crappy fabric that will pull and pucker after one wear. Cheap landfill. She is deluded.

 

[Ju19]

Don’t mean to blow my own trumpet but thread title courtesy of moi!
run down from last thread! Beggy still has a favourite child she’s still using the magic mirror . Woody had a party with 30 imaginary chicken dogs
Beggy absolutely slaughtered woodys and BMA birthday cakes to add to her collection of culinary skills. What’s next? Masterchef!
the shack is still for sale and the chickens and one cat are still MIA

Brilliant Thread Title

 

[JaneEyre12]

It's a tripod and selfie stick for her iPhone they have them on amazon for about £16. You can see the bottom of the legs in one clip

It’s definitely pointing at the bed. I’d like to think it was for her boring H&M haul but she is so seedy so I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s been performing this morning all done up!

 

[ChubClubThug]

It’s definitely pointing at the bed. I’d like to think it was for her boring H&M haul but she is so seedy so I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s been performing this morning all done up!

No doubt about it, the filthy rubber faced stinky kipper

 

[whoactuallycarez]

Someone’s loving themselves! She’s rolled that dress up like a 14 yr old rolls their school skirt

This will be her 30th outfit, she doesn’t go anywhere. The bins go out more than she does.