Rebecca Lamb #151 aboard wedding of the year, 3 margaritas and she'll take it up the rear

[Noonoosanne2]

A fresh thread just in time for Mrs & Mrs Obson & their dingle entourage!
Don’t forget to vote on the poll and pull up a chair for the tit show of the year and a meat bbq!

 

[Bananarama22]

The poll take a bow!

 

[April17]

In here for the chavviest wedding of the year

 

[Your Moms Chest Hair]

You forgot pretteh and delicut from the poll

 

[Noonoosanne2]

You forgot pretteh and delicut from the poll

next time!!

 

[JarvisCockerSpaniel]

I hope she makes the effort for a special fem fresh wash out on the big day, hopefully wherever she’s staying has a bidet for a good fanny dip.

 

[Rosie878]

Brilliant thread title!!!

 

[blondegirl26]

I hope she makes the effort for a special fem fresh wash out on the big day, hopefully wherever she’s staying has a bidet for a good fanny dip.

Eee this has killed me off

 

[Saltypopcorn]

Brilliant thread title and supeh supeh vote

 

[yellowmellow]

Parking my arse for the tit show of the year

 

[Lovethewayyoulie]

I'm here for the meat bbq, cos Steve likes chicken so we're having meat thats chicken cos that's what Steve likes.

 

[Couldlifeeverbesaneagain]

I take thee Beaver to be my awful titted husband
Cause I like Beaver and Beaver likes me so I wunnah marry ‘im cause I like him and he likes me
Sniff
I promise to always serve two sausages
I promise to always flash the nips and bits
I promise I wunt get pregnant agen (wink)
I promise I’ll learn the difference between a vase and glass
(Insert vase noise)
Sniff

I Steve ‘Obson take thee Beggy Lamb to be my flappy titted wife
I promise to always mek sure me teeth are white and sharp for a good nibble

 

[Fruitloops10]

Weeeeee, nearly aboard wedding time. it’s like a Christmas. This is going to be a fun thread.

Don’t know about the bride, but the groom sure is blushing isn’t he? Seriously, why is he all red?! Her wedding pics are going to have to be in B&W cause he is going to be glowing in all of them!

What I want to know is, what has Beave got up his sleeve to placate her next time he falls chipolata first into some poor unfortunate soul? A Rebecca tattoo on the other tit? Renewing of the vows? Dog, kitten, goat? Margarita?!

 

[Ducktalesawhoohoo]

Quick skin product advert on your wedding day?
Why not throw in a Hello Fresh advert during the wedding breakfast!

Er sniff we aren’t having a breakfast we are having a meat BBQ, sniff

 

[JaneEyre12]

If today is the day (she’s been saying soon for the past two months ) I’m going to be pissed - I’m at work all day today still, when I eventually get in, I’ll see the jump in posts, make a big brew and settle down for an evening of quality entertainment

 

[Chats4days]

She's posted nuskin first thing this morning. The day before her wedding day and she's asking people to message if they need any help. I'll take my job anyday thanks

 

[Noonoosanne2]

She's posted nuskin first thing this morning. The day before her wedding day and she's asking people to message if they need any help. I'll take my job anyday thanks

I’ve had a wonderful two weeks off, annual leave, holiday, out of office on! Full pay , marvellous!!

 

[Unknown3]

I’ve had a wonderful two weeks off, annual leave, holiday, out of office on! Full pay , marvellous!!

You sure you didn’t have to flog a bum cream or spf as a side quest?

 

[Booklover]

Flogging NuSkin shite on your wedding day! Tell us again how we're 'suh, suh jelus'! bleeping tragic.

 

[Unknown3]

Can you imagine “loads have asked me about too ups” and “any questions message and I’ll try get back to you” stopping half way down the aisle as ‘loads’ have messaged and she needs to reply