Right fuck it I’m throwing in my real proper job where I actually get up every morning, drop my 5 year old to school, go to work for the day, pick him up (I know I’m extremely lucky to work school hours) rush around like a maniac all evening getting shit done for the next day, housework, cooking blah blah we all know the drill Cos we do it day in day out. I’m gonna sell my soul on social media! I’m gonna start filming shitty days where I hang around the house, what I buy to feed my family, get my belly out for the pervs, do shit adverts where I lie to the consumers and in the meantime appear to be raking it in through pissing freebies for me and my family. Worlds gone bastard mad I swear! Sorry for the rant but seeing her open that gifted pamper pack from garnier has tipped me over the edge today. And if she’s reading here I couldn’t be the least bit jealous because I actually love my life, my home, my career and my partner and don’t need other people blowing smoke up my arse to make me feel good about myself. Sorry guys I’m off to get shit done again x