Rebecca Lamb #142 If your kids are in Tenners, run & hide. Alfeh got bit by Mr Worldwide.

[Noonoosanne2]

Cheers to @PhoebeBailey for the thread title !!
Can anyone give a quick run down I’m shattered!

 

[Longtimelurker10]

Parking my size ten for her post tenners break down

 

[Beggybexy]

Parking my fat ass here for the next meltdown

 

[MissPrint]

- She went to Tenners with the Chaser hanging off her tit,
- fed her kids chocolate in the all inclusive hotel,
- went for a walk to a cafe where her and Beaver ate breakfast,
- back to the hotel pool,
- changed into cheap street walker clothes for dinner, cocktail and edited selfies,
- then back to the hotel for bed.

Rinse and repeat daily, (apart from the part when a dog wearing a Gucci hat bit Alfeh and they met up with a couple who make porn.)

NOTE FOR ANYONE READING THIS IN THE DISTANT FUTURE: it’s all true.

 

[Bananarama22]

Naaah how can she dare say she doesn’t edit her photos the big fat liar - she was a leggy stick insect mere days ago them sandals though

 

[nogoodusernamesleft]

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Naaah how can she dare say she doesn’t edit her photos the big fat liar - she was a leggy stick insect mere days ago them sandals though

Them sandals. And Steve’s socks pulled halfway up his skinny calves

 

[MissPrint]

The sandals do her fat cankles and dumpy legs no favours whatsoever.

 

[Unknown5]

Brilliant thread title and poll! Well done!

 

[Frenchie]

Great title!
Looking forward to the meltdown soon

 

[Noonoosanne2]

She can’t admit tenners was tit can she!!

 

[yellowmellow]

NOTE FOR ANYONE READING THIS IN THE DISTANT FUTURE: it’s all true.

Hahahahaha I love it when people come on here and question if what we say is true… we’re not the ones that make stuff up… that’s Beggy

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Naaah how can she dare say she doesn’t edit her photos the big fat liar - she was a leggy stick insect mere days ago them sandals though

They are the ugliest effing sandals I’ve ever seen

 

[MycatiscalledLizzie]

Gutted I didn’t win the thread title but this is a great one Let the tit show that is Rebecca Lamb continue

 

[Telly Fanatic]

They are like liquorice all sorts and her chubby toes are always curled

 

[Beggybexy]

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Naaah how can she dare say she doesn’t edit her photos the big fat liar - she was a leggy stick insect mere days ago them sandals though

WHAAAAT the duck does she look like! Looks like giant bleeping liquorice wrapped around her trotters

 

[LauraC35]

If the police saw the dog ‘without a mussel’ So this vicious dog has to be seen with a shellfish otherwise the police will take it away from the homeless man….make it make sense! I think it’s Beggy who needs a muzzle to stop her spouting tit on a daily basis. I feel sorry for poor Alfie and hope he’s not too traumatised by what happened

 

[Beggybexy]

They are like liquorice all sorts and her chubby toes are always curled View attachment 1968178

Snap!! also dying at your picture of super moobio!!

 

[Noonoosanne2]

By the shape of that dog bite I’d say the dog needs to get its self to Turkey for some Turkey teef!! It looks like this gummy thing
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Nah she’s gone and worn that bleeping suit monstrosity! I hope she posts some full length photos

 

[Your Moms Chest Hair]

By the shape of that dog bite I’d say the dog needs to get its self to Turkey for some Turkey teef!! It looks like this gummy thing
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Nah she’s gone and worn that bleeping suit monstrosity! I hope she posts some full length photos

Is this the Gucci Poochi?!

 

[Hunipot21]

She's been out for her brother and sister's birthdays but has been asking herself questions all night!

 

[Bananarama22]

Imagine looking this smug when your eye bags are halfway down your face and you could fry an egg on your hair minging