At Alfie’s age, he should be getting into the latest brands and trends like other kids his age. Instead, the poor kid is knocking about in dinosaur jumpers, unbranded trainers and thinks the sun is raining. My heart honestly breaks for that little lad. He doesn’t stand a chance when he gets to high school - they will eat him alive 
ETA: and a haircut like Lloyd Christmas


ETA: and a haircut like Lloyd Christmas