PTWM #219 They’re not in Barbados

[DipsyDoodle]

Droning on about prom again. Kids who misbehave or can't be bothered to show up for school/exams should have to deal with the consequences. Not every shitty behaved kid lives like a pauper! I get it, it's a lot of pressure but she needs to stop going on about it because she just spouts utter shit.

The thing that gets me was Lula KNEW FULL WELL that if she didn't go, she wouldn't be allowed to go to prom. It had obviously been made really clear to her. And while she was crying (being secretly filmed) and saying "but I won't be able to go to prom" and Joyce was trying to be helpful for once in his life and saying "just go, even if you don't write anything other than your name, just sit through it and then you can still go to prom", Ratshit just kept going "you don't have to go, you don't have to go".

And then, after all that, and the kicking off to get her own way, she pissed off out of the country and wasn't even home for the prom she was so desperate for Lula to go to

It's also teaching her kids NOTHING about life. There are always conditions to doing things, and penalties if you don't. Like if I just decided to stop turning up to work because I didn't feel like it, they would stop paying me. If I turned up to work but didn't do anything and just dicked about the whole time, eventually I would get picked up on it and probably managed out. Nobody gets to just do whatever they want all the time and never have any consequences.

 

[lionesses25]

"Hi, yeah lovely to speak to you both. So I'm married with two kids, but I've started shagging my sister's mate who's been chasing me since we were teenagers. She's also got a partner and she's actually pregnant with his baby at the moment, but we just can't help meeting up for quick knee-tremblers in the bushes at the local park. I know it's wrong, but I can't stop it. Do you have any strategies for not blowing my family apart?"

“Hi Anonymous,

Our advice would be to go for it - you can’t help who you fall in love with. Alienate your wife, defame her partner, and before you know it you’ll have your very own Patchwork family. If you’re lucky, you’ll even get to do night feeds with your brand new stepchild

Cheers
Rach and Josh

PS anyone who doesn’t agree with your decision is toxic and should be cut out of your life immediately.”

 

[DipsyDoodle]

Also, "we're out of biscuits, I went to get one earlier and there were none left"

I'M FUCKING SORRY, did you just admit on camera that the donations you are CONSTANTLY begging for from your followers so you can sell them on and make a profit off are actually considered your personal snack supply?!

 

[lionesses25]

So Edie has been back five minutes and R has already shared her on her public page AND shared Edie’s Instagram on her public page. She never fucking learns. Shit parent, couldn’t safeguard a fly.

 

[Smell_my_cheese]

I think the straw that broke the camel’s back for me with teaching was when a parent emailed me several times to instruct me to never correct her child’s behaviour in front of others, or to discuss her child’s behaviour in front of the child. She wanted me to email her each day to let her know how her child had behaved and she would manage it at home…

The child in question had no (known) additional needs but took great pleasure in targeting the vulnerable children in the class by shutting them in the toilets and hitting them.
They would shout in lessons and tell members of staff that they weren’t the boss of them and they could do whatever they wanted and no one could stop them.

One day at collection time, said child punched and kicked another child in the line. Parent asked what had happened (except I wasn’t allowed to discuss behaviours in front of the child or other parents because they were “sensitive”). Anyway, I tactfully told parent I was dealing with the injured child and would ring her later. I then discovered she’d rung the headteacher to complain about me “humiliating” her child in front of all the parents.

Handed my notice in the next day.

I too fear for this generation. I also feel desperately sad for all the decent children having to experience this shitty behaviour every day in school. I feel complete empathy for any teachers still going in every day.

 

[Veryangrylady]

She's organising a Patreon event next year. Are you ready for this?

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WTAF who the hell does she think she is??? This is beyond ridiculous, she's a cheap slapper from torbay, not Beyonce

 

[reddolphin]

Despite spending time in an impoverished country with what looks like some of the friendliest locals... R still insists on ad after ad of materialistic crap. She's got no idea of what really matters in life.

If B were my child I would be so damn proud of how well she is interacting in a foreign country. She has manners, decorum and genuine interest in the culture around her.

Meanwhile, J whines like a boy child and R snorts all day long with her horse teeth looking bigger than ever. Grim.

 

[Veryangrylady]

The secret filming of the guy with the cinnamon was so rude. We were told they are quite proud of producing it as what we buy is manufactured but all she can do is laugh. The people over there are so lovely and she comes across like she is taking the piss. She is a grown woman yet her daughter is embarrassed by her rudeness.

Money can't buy you manners, class or intelligence, they're a pair of thick chavs.

 

[JJ1323]

She did a live in a few weeks ago where she said that E had been suspended "until Monday". I thought I'd posted the videos, I'll add them below.

Apparently she doesn't want to talk about all this on the internet, but yesterday was the third time now that she's gone into this level of detail, so... I smell bullshit.

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These were posted at the beginning of last month, so if Edie has actually had 30 suspensions, is she saying that 20 of them happened in the 8 months when she wasn't living with Rachaelelele and Josh, and 10 have been in the last month?

It’s the “I’ve got involved 8 months later”
1. Like she’s swooping in to save the day and 2. Just because she’s living with her dad doesn’t stop you being her mum, why haven’t you been involved all the way through??
I bet when E said she wanted to live with her dad the strop was biblical and she’s washed her hands of her to guilt trip her. Now she’s making out she’s a saviour of her “dysregulating” child as she won’t admit she’s just badly behaved.
oh and “safe teacher”
Have a day off Rach!!!

 

[chickhicks86]

I can't stop looking at that post to try and figure out her thought process (thanks for posting @Bobbybelle ). Imagine being that parent whose child takes up the time of so many staff, and who still doesn't improve their behaviour after multiple interventions. Those staff could be helping the SEN children who she says get such a raw deal in mainstream school, rather than dealing with a brat who thinks shes better than everyone because that's what her mum has taught her.

 

[Wotsit]

Breaking News! The Hundom WhatsApp group has officially entered DEFCON 1. It's only 2026, but preparations for the 2027 "Party of the Year™ are already in full swing. There have been 47 messages about who's travelling with who, 39 outfit debates, three people threatening to book separate hotels, and at least one person asking, "What are we actually celebrating again?"

 

[DipsyDoodle]

Yep, Wilby is famously a Covid baby. That’s why he’s non verbal.

He was non verbal until he went to a childminder who actually spoke to him instead of leaving him in front of CBeebies all day

 

[frankiejoehoe]

I'm sorry but i actually fucking love that for her!! Josh booked a trip to Sri Lanka so she could see Betsy and Betsy went back to Australia! I hope Betsy did it on purpose, she probably knew her mother would just go on and on trying to guilt trip her into coming home! I literally laughed my head off watching those stories, I dont care if that makes me a bad person but its no worse than what she does to people

 

[L1fe0nM@rs]

I’m quite enjoying this content just not for the reasons Rach is making it!

I cannot believe how they’re mocking Betsy for asking questions and being interested in the locals. That’s what you’re meant to do when you’re travelling, dickheads. Find out about the world outside of Devon. Poor Betsy having to bite her tongue.

Also getting racist vibes.

 

[Veryangrylady]

You reap what you sow. Rancid has continuously Bad mouthed her dad & his family then allowed edie to behave like a spoilt brat. She has no one to blame but herself.

 

[lionesses25]

She did a live in a few weeks ago where she said that E had been suspended "until Monday". I thought I'd posted the videos, I'll add them below.

Apparently she doesn't want to talk about all this on the internet, but yesterday was the third time now that she's gone into this level of detail, so... I smell bullshit.

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These were posted at the beginning of last month, so if Edie has actually had 30 suspensions, is she saying that 20 of them happened in the 8 months when she wasn't living with Rachaelelele and Josh, and 10 have been in the last month?

“Dopamine hit” and “dysregulate” - she’s definitely going to buy Edie an ADHD diagnosis to blame all this behaviour on. Like T and her “autism”.

 

[chickhicks86]

Wilby grassing her up over I getting arrested, then choosing to post it. So much wring with that story, filming while driving, Wilby on front seat with no car seat, her sunglasses.....

What the actual f??? 12 year old Edie out at quarter to 10 at night with no-one knowing where she is, Isaac with GCSEs still ongoing out getting drunk for at least the second weekend in a row and then showing Lula out in a pub or club drinking (to excess) when she's still only 17 - that risks the license of the venue too if anyone recognises it. And she's still chatting shit and filming while driving. It's obvious how distracted she is. Then whining about having to take out her own 6 year old son at the weekend.

As for the sunglasses, what an absolute waste of £376. She's laughing in the face of the huns who are paying into her prize draws and buying food for her pantry.

 

[Wotsit]

I haven't watched the stories, so I may be missing some context, but I'm a little confused by the suggestion that the arresting officer needed to be trauma-informed for Isaac.

Isaac has lived with Rach and Josh since he was around 2 or 3 years old. As far as I'm aware, he has had no contact with his birth mother since he was about 4 or 5 and is unlikely to have any memory of living with her.

Given that he's spent the vast majority of his life being raised by what are often described as loving and supportive parents () where is this significant trauma said to have come from?

 

[ForestFire]

Well, at least her children, birthed and stolen will now know that they rank somewhere very, very far below chasing internet clout for her huns.

I’m not altogether unhappy that she’s seeing Betsy, she was obviously missing her, but the timing of this visit to celebrate her own birth is questionable to say the least.

Leaving your horribly anxious socially incapable autistic teenager during her exams, your stolen son as he embarks on his GCSEs and your level eleventy billion autistic totally deregulated can’t function in the world can’t cope with change primary schooler while you jaunt half way around the world is not a great look, Rach. (Also makes everyone wonder just how much you’ve embellished about L & W’s situations…)

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m taking myself off to the naughty step to reflect on the fact that I was totally mugged off by that GCSE drama performance at the airport.

 

[DipsyDoodle]

So your 17 year old daughter is out drinking and you’re cutting off / missing her calls?!
My eldest is 21 and works shift, if he has to be out over night or before I’m going to wake in thr morning my phone is on loud for him to call if he needs me. If either of my kids are out at a sleepover (even at my parents) my phone is on loud. I do not understand these “parents” that can just soundly sleep not knowing if their kids are safe! If I woke to that many missed calls I would die

Why does she think ignoring calls from her underage, autistic, anxious, drunk daughter is such a flex? All she's doing is showing herself up for the useless sack of shit as a parent that she is.