PTWM #219 They’re not in Barbados

[The Eskimo]

Looking at this interaction with monkeys my first thought was ‘Be careful, those teeth could take your finger off.’ That would be my warning to the primates.

 

[No_Angel]

Anyone would think from this that there were no doctors or nurses on the wards when her poor Nan was in hospital and Florence Hambleton was just there on her own doing it all No doubt she’s doing the same now for her Mum and we’ll hear all about that too. I really hope her Mum is ok and out soon.

Really annoys me when people share pictures of loved ones in hospital. It's private and their care is private.

I hope her mum is ok and out soon too.

 

[chickhicks86]

She’s really unpleasant and considering her DV past and the work she supposedly does with DV victims, being overbearing and belittling like that is NOT a good look.

Like most of us, I'm no Josh fan, but all he said was that (presumably) Betsy has grown up and turned into a woman (to paraphrase). Meanwhile, she speaks over him and says, "If you speak like that again, we'll fall out for the day, so... fucking be warned." If a man said that to a woman, domestic violence is the first thing that she, or anyone else, would mention! Your mask is slipping, Rach.

 

[Marshallmum1982]

She can slate Es dad all she likes but the drinking vodka before school was on her watch was it not?! Surely even the most ardent huns must be starting to question why all of their kids are (for the want of a better word) absolute shits at school?

 

[DipsyDoodle]

She can slate Es dad all she likes but the drinking vodka before school was on her watch was it not?! Surely even the most ardent huns must be starting to question why all of their kids are (for the want of a better word) absolute shits at school?

Yep, and the vaping, criminal damage etc. She was getting in trouble at school from the minute she started secondary, that whole first year she was still living at Snatchwork Towers.

Does anyone else remember Edie when she was younger, she seemed to be a bright child and was keen to learn. Then her bag of a mother started moulding her into yet another young girl obsessed with her appearance over everything else, and look where she is now.

I feel sorry for the teachers that have to deal with these offspring that have been dragged up with their private moments monetised, no wonder they're all doing so badly (except Betsy, who fucked off to the other side of the world and seems to be thriving).

 

[RubyTuesday39]

They could have all had a family holiday to Australia to see B in the summer holidays. Although L wouldn’t go if S went, E wouldn’t go with L and I wouldn’t go with L because they’ve all fallen out and W wouldn’t go because they’re all “fat and ugly”. So scrap that idea because the Patchwork family is a complete shitshow and the result of two of the most inept parents going

 

[Smell_my_cheese]

She’s brilliantly showing how uncultured, uneducated and ill-mannered she is in these videos. Betsy has matured and is leaving her mother for dust.

 

[reCAPTCHA]

Ha! Wilibooby is her biggest troll

She’s whinging that he’s saying she has large teeth, but he pointed that out directly after they both noticed a horse and obviously do that thing where you say it as soon as you see one (most families have a version of this, right?). So he spotted the horse, the both shouted ‘HORSE’ then he immediately pointed at her gob. I mean fair play to him he’s right - she literally has a mouth like a horse.

 

[lionesses25]

Right info on eddie... I tried to screen record but cant make the videos short enough. She left and didn't come back which we know as rach was trying to set too many boundaries. She goes on about the grief of a child who hasnt died but you cant see. She saw eddie in jan who had a rant about rach 'all lies her dad's side have told her' and L kicked off and then she didnt come back till this week. E wanted to go to a party and rach said no and E just left anyway. She has had nearly 30 school suspensions and may have to move school but only one will take her (which she named but I wont repeat) got upset about the consequences of Es actions and how at new years she got so upset at her moms she was worried it would kill her (rach that is) saying it was as bad as when the trolling upset her so much before and alluding to it making her want to off herself. (Not sure what words I can use on here sorry) and she has E today but was late due to her not wanting to go to school possibly as she doesn't want to wear her blazer. But then I saw a video this morning of her with E in the car having a lucozade for breakfast, rach told her not to but then opened it for her which if that doesn't sum up the parenting what does?!

I’m sure having this information displayed to thousands of paying strangers will really make Edie feel like she wants to improve her behaviour

 

[DipsyDoodle]

I let my kids have a drink, but they are with me and Mr No Angel.

Would rather know where they are and that they aren't learning an unhealthy relationship with alcohol. Plus, I have 2 girls and would hate for them to be in an awful situation, drunk.

Absolutely no problem with that. What I do have a problem with is a woman who has made a fortune off the back of talking about her supposed wild teenage years taking drugs, getting drunk, and having underage sex, and has also written many times about how the mother of her stepchildren had an unhealthy relationship with alcohol, who now thinks it's hilarious when her children are binge drinking and getting themselves into risky situations (such as Lula getting so drunk she passed out and wet herself).

 

[ScottishMammy92]

Just another example of her monetising her child. Sharing this incredibly personal information behind a pay wall is disgusting. Does she not consider the long term effect this type of digital footprint might have on a child that, by her own admission, is struggling in education and may end up with no formal results? Of course she doesnt. Because she needs an income.

She has also said that E explicitly asked her to stop sharing information online. But she cant help herself. Highlighting "since october" implies this is all brand new behaviour since she left the home. But we know it isnt because you've shared every detail of this poor kids life since she was what, 6?

Honestly she knows what shes doing. She either gets positive engagement and plays the victim. Or she knows people will discuss it negatively and then she can cry chroll.

If I was the coparent id be seriously looking into whether I could prevent her sharing my child online and making money from it.

 

[DipsyDoodle]

Imagine having the opportunity to spend time with your daughter that you haven't seen in nearly 2 years, and you spend time filming and posting adverts.

We've all said it, but there's absolutely nothing that would make me want her life. It seems like such a sad little existence really, constantly filming everything and everyone just in case it becomes something she can turn into content, she's gone half way across the world to see Betsy and instead of just enjoying the experiences they're having, she's filming every second and belittling everything and everyone they see.

 

[2ofeach]

She goes on about the grief of a child who hasnt died but you cant see

Hey Rach, if you hook up with Sam she'll help you navigate this truly awful feeling that you're having right now.
She's had alot of experience forced to watch through YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA PAGES from afar the children she loved so very dearly but struggled to care for during times of great emotional distress & her MH struggles.
Ask Josh to put you in contact because y'know, its a small bloody world ....babe!

 

[troglodyte]

She's organising a Patreon event next year. Are you ready for this?

 

[Cjen84]

Right info on eddie... I tried to screen record but cant make the videos short enough. She left and didn't come back which we know as rach was trying to set too many boundaries. She goes on about the grief of a child who hasnt died but you cant see. She saw eddie in jan who had a rant about rach 'all lies her dad's side have told her' and L kicked off and then she didnt come back till this week. E wanted to go to a party and rach said no and E just left anyway. She has had nearly 30 school suspensions and may have to move school but only one will take her (which she named but I wont repeat) got upset about the consequences of Es actions and how at new years she got so upset at her moms she was worried it would kill her (rach that is) saying it was as bad as when the trolling upset her so much before and alluding to it making her want to off herself. (Not sure what words I can use on here sorry) and she has E today but was late due to her not wanting to go to school possibly as she doesn't want to wear her blazer. But then I saw a video this morning of her with E in the car having a lucozade for breakfast, rach told her not to but then opened it for her which if that doesn't sum up the parenting what does?!

If this is as bad as she’s making out then children’s services will absolutely be involved sooner or later, if not already. Edie’s only in year 8 yet her behaviour is awful. This isn’t a school problem Rachel, this is a YOU problem. You have consistently sold this girls life on social media since before the poor girl started school. I really hope the £20k you’re pulling in each week, thanks to selling the children’s privacy and life to all and the bleeding dog, is worth it. Hopefully, they all manage to follow B and get away as far as they can as soon as they can. You and your absolute melt of a husband have done so much damage to those children, and all you can think off is when your next getting away without them. Linda is more of mum to them. At least she’s been there at the start of GCSES and other important milestones

 

[RubySky478]

What chance does that poor girl have when her mother is sat at home in her bra, spouting off to unknown randomers for money whilst doing her makeup. Like, seriously? How can she not see the issue starts at home?

 

[DipsyDoodle]

So Wilby grassed up about Isaac being arrested. Just because he said it while you were filming, doesn't mean you need to post it, you thick cunt! What about Isaac's right to privacy? Whether it was mistaken identity or not, he might not want thousands of strangers to know his business. He is still a child FFS.

 

[L1fe0nM@rs]

Despite spending time in an impoverished country with what looks like some of the friendliest locals... R still insists on ad after ad of materialistic crap. She's got no idea of what really matters in life.

If B were my child I would be so damn proud of how well she is interacting in a foreign country. She has manners, decorum and genuine interest in the culture around her.

Meanwhile, J whines like a boy child and R snorts all day long with her horse teeth looking bigger than ever. Grim.

Exactly! I feel proud of Betsy and she’s not even my daughter. I’m really pleased for her that she’s managed to get her own life, it’s a shame she had to go so far to get it but you can see how hard it would be to grow as a person with those two taking the piss and snorting all through things. Also think B would have done much better at school with a family who valued it, she obviously has natural curiosity and zest for life. Also much more clearly spoken now she doesn’t have to worry about being broadcast to strangers the whole time

 

[JJ1323]

So your 17 year old daughter is out drinking and you’re cutting off / missing her calls?!
My eldest is 21 and works shift, if he has to be out over night or before I’m going to wake in thr morning my phone is on loud for him to call if he needs me. If either of my kids are out at a sleepover (even at my parents) my phone is on loud. I do not understand these “parents” that can just soundly sleep not knowing if their kids are safe! If I woke to that many missed calls I would die

 

[DipsyDoodle]

Someone should message in with a scenario from ratchet and sloshes life... theres plenty to choose from lol

"Hi, yeah lovely to speak to you both. So I'm married with two kids, but I've started shagging my sister's mate who's been chasing me since we were teenagers. She's also got a partner and she's actually pregnant with his baby at the moment, but we just can't help meeting up for quick knee-tremblers in the bushes at the local park. I know it's wrong, but I can't stop it. Do you have any strategies for not blowing my family apart?"