New thread title, taken from a comment by
@Mollieben and nominated by
@Cjen84 
thanks to both of you!
Last thread recap:
- Rachaele Hambleton is a
bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Joshua Marshall was dismissed without notice from Devon and Cornwall Police for improperly accessing the police database, and using a false identity to contact members of the public
- they've had new flooring put down downstairs, not an #ad yet but watch this space. The question remains, where will Sloshy post his old SIM cards now?
- Bratsy's got a visa for a second year in Australia, which obviously led to a love bombing/guilt trip grid post
including a strip of photo booth pictures from the Amsterdam trip, which she claimed she'd found under the seat of Betsy's car which is sitting rotting on the drive
- there was a whole grid post about how Rabies styles her £135 jacket with different outfits, unfortunately no matter what she does it still looks like an overpriced,
weird jacket
- they've got new robot vacuum (#afflink of course) to add to the army of robot vacuums they've already got. Apparently opening up the new vacuum cleaner to see what it's picked up off the new flooring is content.
- Sloshy posted and Racket reposted a weird photo of them having a grope in the kitchen - Joyce had a hand down Rack's trousers, like he was about to give her a cheeky finger up against the worktop
Tattlers took a short break from retching to wonder just who took the photo - was it Linda, sappy Jo, one of the kids? Or did they set up a tripod to catch a completely natural and unposed picture depicting their "love"?
- despite anxious, autistic Lula absolutely hating every second of Boardmasters this summer, begging daily to be picked up and brought home, and swearing she'll never go again, she now wants to go next year with her latest boyfriend. But because it was the camping and DEFINITELY not all the booze and drugs she was doing, Rapido went on the beg for accommodation nearby for them and another "cute" couple. Aside from the fact that she's 16 and they may not even be together by next August, Tattlers don't think that Lula can be classed as "sensible" as R claims, given that when left unsupervised she has tried to light a fire in the house, had friends round getting drunk and hanging out of the attic window etc.
-over on the home account, Sloshy's been roped into trying to flog the Thermomix, and has set himself up as an "independent consultant". Imagine raking in over £20,000 per month and still making your unemployed husband flog a jumped-up food processor through an MLM
- Ratface's first magazine column was published, and surprise, suprise, she chose to write all about Betsy and her abusive dad. Nothing that nobody hasn't heard before.
- they went to watch the Christmas steam train from Lizzy and Austin's swimming pool (even though
gross can't swim and is scared of water etc etc)
- Queen Lateetha headed off to London with Jo for a very exciting event with Ariel laundry pods. She simpered over Mrs Hinch who was also there.
- on PatreCon she shared that Wilbert is moving school, after Christmas he'll be going to a Steiner school where it's "play led, no phones, no exams, really lush" etc. She then went on to talk about how close she is with Mrs Hinch, and went on to say things about Hinch's son Ronnie that Hinch herself hasn't even shared. Never mind selling out your own kids, why not start on someone else's?
- also on PatreCon, she told an absolutely HILARIOUS story about how she was using a menstrual cup, it got stuck inside, she had to call Socks and Sliders Steve to come and rescue her, and then OF COURSE Seb walked into the bathroom while he was poking around up there
- Yet another money-spinner is coming, in the form of a journal for a parent/carer and a child. Apparently the idea came from when she used to use an A4 pad to write messages to one of the kids, but you can buy a plain pad on the cheap from anywhere, so that's clearly not good enough for the huns.
- despite apparently having loads of kids, two of which are so autistic that they can't cope with school, the parents of the year are off for YET ANOTHER trip away, this time to Spain. Less than two weeks before Christmas as well. But remember, they're SO BUSY that they never get time to themselves
- being left to fend for himself (probably), Wilbert excitedly facetimed his mum to tell her that he'd lost his first tooth. Because all mums are too busy to be at home with their autistic 6 year old a week before Christmas, aren't they
- BeKind shared a text exchange with Ratfuck on her "close friends" stories, so of course Rabies had to screenshot and share with ALL her followers
- long, rambling, teary reel all about pulling Wilbert out of school, and how
tit schools are. Bonus "he's so sad" and "his anxiety starts on a Saturday afternoon" (I'd love to know how Linda deals with this because let's be honest, Rambo and Joyce are never there). Said reel has been reshared multiple times for maximum attention.
- Sloshy's picked up a nice new BMW, probably his Christmas present for being a good little lapdog all year and managing not to slip his silky little
pen into anyone else
- surprise, surprise, Seb's been out on the piss almost constantly, with
gross filming him drunkenly rambling when he comes home (unfortunately he's as dull as his dad)
- Edie spent a lovely Christmas with her dad, and commented on his Facebook post about it telling him and his partner that she couldn't ask for better parents
sad that it's taken until she's 12 and moved in with him for her to actually be able to spend a Christmas with him though, but we all know who's fault that will be.
- over on Patreon, Lula had insisted she stay at her boyfriend's house on Christmas Eve. Sixteen years old and would rather be anywhere than with her
witchy old mum, speaks volumes doesn't it. After people asked about the second dog (Mabel), Ratfuck said that due to "health issues" they don't have her any more (and made it sound like she'd been put to sleep). Bratsy wants Seb to go to Australia, Sloshy was practically getting his credit card out to buy him a flight but Ratshit lost her
tit (probably because she can't face losing another person she can manipulate with cash and gifts). And finally, she's apparently been getting trolled even more than usual, saying that people had said it was really bad that she's on the beg for the Snatchwork centre while buying Sloshy a new car and receiving gifts from Amazon - she read out a message but it only suggested that she could have donated the Amazon freebies instead of keeping them for herself.
- on Boxing Day, Seb made himself a bacon sandwich and decided to come and eat it in Slosh and Rack's bedroom. Instead of just enjoying the fact that a 19 year old wants to spend time with his dad and step mum, Joyce flew off the handle shouting at him. So lush bubs.
- a round up of the perfect patchwork Christmas had Rabies telling us over and over again how lush it was just having a "boy Christmas", and Wilbert opening his presents with just her and Slosh. But it was all so lush to only have the boys (even though Seb was out on the piss until 5am, didn't get up until lunchtime, and then carried on drinking, so spent the day rat arsed. Not bad for a lad who was apparently so traumatised from his mum's drinking that R and J "couldn't drink around him" for years). Of course they all went off to the pub for more drinks, with Joyce complaining that Seb hadn't even bought him a Christmas pint. Rawhide was sporting a fugly leopard print Barbour waterproof jacket that she looked an absolute state in, but it cost £530.
- Rambo's favourite Christmas gift was a pair of leopard print knickers (stories about the latest bout of thrush incoming). Lush bubs, no wonder all your kids who are old enough to make a choice decided not to be with you for Christmas
- Rashflaps decided to amuse herself during the Merrineum by taking to PatreCon to talk all about how devastating it was that Edie has chosen to live with her dad, and she's only seen her for 6 hours in 4 months. She said that Edie was being fed lies and
bull and being alienated by her dad's family (completely forgetting the
bull and lies she's been feeding Edie for her entire life). She also said that she can't take the whole family out to see Betsy because two kids have fallen out and point blank refuse to forgive. She then shared a letter from Child Maintenance Service from a week after Edie moved to her dad's, asking her to confirm the change in living arrangements. Meanwhile, Linda the cleaner has moved in, with Rambo gushing about how lush it is to have a mother figure in her home (because she hasn't lived with one since she was younger than Wilbert
), and apparently Seb went to her in the middle of the night when he was having a "panic attack" (more likely some sort of comedown but let's not split hairs).
- New Year's Eve brought some fireworks, with Edie's dad posting on his Facebook that he was sick of being slandered on social media. He posted screenshots of an email he'd sent to Ratshit on 13 November noting that CMS were still trying to take money from him for R's maintenance for Edie, and politely asking her to confirm Edie's living arrangements with them, or "as a minimum, cancel the current case/claim that you started in December 2024". He very clearly states that he will not be making a counter claim as he is happy to solely provide for Edie. Basically proving how Ratfuck is lying, and also has not bothered updating the CMS to confirm that Edie no longer lives with her.
bleeping mic drop to Edie's dad!
- a new reel appeared, on both Facebook and Instagram (although it was swiftly deleted from Facebook, the comments were probably not as complimentary as she was hoping). It was basically 15 minutes of
gross wailing about how hard her life is now that all her girls have abandoned her, etc. You reap what you sow, bubs.
- following on from the engagement-chasing reel, Rabies was straight into the announcement of her latest
tit book coming out. It's her second fiction book, it features a character from the first one and it's about domestic abuse. Yawn. No doubt it'll be poorly written, and pretty much based on the story she's been telling about herself for years, with thinly veiled digs at people who used to be friends but are now on the toxic pile. We can't wait for more 5 star reviews from such literary powerhouses as Jo the Doormat, sister in law Hannah, and Joyce.
- Seb and Isaac were both on the receiving end of Rabid's anger after using the kitchen, Seb for making himself a coffee after R had "spent an hour cleaning the kitchen" (despite having a live in cleaner), and Isaac for cooking himself a bacon sandwich using oil that R couldn't help reminding him that she pays for.
- instead of going back to school, Wilbert is watching TV, jumping around on the #gifted sofa, and teaching himself to open the door handle with his foot. Important life skills right there, bubs. It turns out she pulled him out of school before securing a place for him at the Steiner school she wants him to go to, so no doubt he'll be hanging around the house in his pyjamas until his new school is sorted.
- Rambo did a Q&A, which included such insights as claiming Joyce is still on career break, Lula nearly didn't go back to college, and all her teenagers were getting stoned at 15 which apparently is normal. She shared Wilbert's new school timetable which is basically playing and eating for half days. She was also hinting next book will be smut (nobody needs to read about Sloshy getting pegged hun). She also got asked whether she was still friends with Lianne, and so shared screenshots of text conversations between them which basically consisted of "love you so much, love you too queen".
- it was her nephew's birthday, so she showed a video of him and Isaac absolutely pissed up after stealing a bottle of wine. Lush bubs, absolutely tip top safeguarding there.
- "someone" (probably Jo on the burner phone) asked what she puts on PatreCon, so she showed a clip of Joyce telling her that she was wrong to bring Lula home for college early for herself rather than because it was best for Lula.
- desperate for content, Rambo talked everyone through her grocery shopping, including condoms "for the teenagers". When Linda mentioned the condoms, R said to her "they're for you, you
bleep". Absolutely delightful language from the queen of supporting abused women
- some CCTV footage from the kitchen (obviously running in case she misses anything with her phone) showed Joyce speaking to Seb like
tit over wearing his clothes or something. Standard parenting.
- over on the home account they did a Thermomix cooking live stream, with Rabies holding a baby and reminiscing about when she was a teeny tiny baby herself of just 22 with newborn Betsy.
- Rawhide thinks everyone wants to know about Joyce and his "fashion". Yeah, all your followers are desperate for their partners to also look like pensioners. Apparently he'd bought himself some new £275 trainers that she didn't know about (which must be a lie, because he doesn't earn any money), and then got him to talk through his £103 three-in-one hat. Thrilling stuff.
- Lula wants to sell her bedroom furniture, so please contact the Queen of Sharts to make an offer. Never mind that she could afford to donate it to a good cause, perhaps one of those women who are always "landing in the bay after fleeing abuse" and have to set up home with nothing
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