What a magnificent thread title from @Lucyinthesky88 you've had some real crackers, but this one is absolute gold! Obviously I've edited the hole for a thin veil of decency 
Last thread recap:
- Rachaele Hambleton is a bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Joshua Marshall was dismissed without notice from Devon and Cornwall Police for improperly accessing the police database, and using a false identity to contact members of the public
- clearly having caught up on Tattle and wanting to give us something to talk about, Ratchet filmed herself and Slosh bickering in the car while doing the school run, with Joyce complaining about cups again, and saying that he's sick of Rawhide's mates buying her "funny mugs" as gifts. She countered that he was jealous because he doesn't have any friends to buy him presents, which he replied to by telling her all her "friends" were actually her employees, who buy her gifts because they feel obliged. I see no lies here
- later, Rabies had "forgotten" to tell Sloshy that she'd promised Edie she could have 2 friends to sleep over. It's almost like she knows he'll be pissed off, so deliberately doesn't tell him so she can then take the piss out of his moaning
- quick post of a fake message from someone praising WEBL, apparently tucking the hoodie in at the back changed her life and gave her her first orgasm in years, or something
- for some reason, old Wonky Nosed Wendoline thought that a multi storey car park made an excellent location for photo and video shoot, with both her and Merlot Melvin posting each other and Wiblet
- in between photos of Wilbert in his expensive outfit, Triggering Tracey reposted someone's photo with a caption talking about how she had attempted suicide last week, but her WEBL gear was helping to make her feel better. No trigger warning, no context, just trying to push her tit clothing line, with a little caption saying "proud of you"
- Rabies showed off the Simmer Eats ready meals again - NOT AN AD EVERYONE but she buys 10 meals a week (at £6 a pop) and New Job Nigel takes 2 with him every day he goes to work. So she's dropping £60 a week on ready meals, while still begging the huns to have for food shops to be delivered to her so she can sell them on.
- someone has sent some vouchers and a letter to the centre specifically for an old lady they've been "supporting" - how this person knows about this old lady is unknown (although it's probably through the lack of safeguarding shown by all the Snatchwork crew).
- yet another prize draw, because why stop when the huns are desperate to throw money at you?
- Smug Susan creamed her knickers because Mrs Hinch tagged her in a story. I mean, it was only to show that she'd fucked her freebie WEBL fleece in the wash, and it now has bright greeny-yellow cuffs (showing how poor quality it is) but still, a tag from another scam artist! I bet Jo's going to have to give up her own fleece so that Rabies can send it to Hinch notaFarm with a note to Soph asking if she can lick her arse.
- Joyce the disinterested dad took Isaac to look at a different school, not really a brag that you have to keep moving all your kids around hun but you do you
- some hun has sent Wilbert their kid's old toys, despite him having received 964335689865422456890465422 new toys in the last month or so (as well as some cast-offs from Lianne's kid)
- the emails (that Rambo hasn't got) for PTWM haven't been working, and it turns out that apparently the woman from Chubby Chickens has been paying the subscription since 2017, and now her card has expired. Sounds like a whole load of bullshit to me
- young Wibble is so spoiled and pandered to that he couldn't even cope with Edie touching one of his toys.
- some hun has sent another food shop to the centre via Tesco, which was all spread out on the floor
unfortunately, as it's a Tuesday afternoon, and the pantry won't be open again until Monday, half of it will have to be thrown away (or rehomed with the Snatchwork girls), namely cucumbers, apples, oranges and bananas, as well as a load of chilled foods such as pizzas, ready meals and yoghurts.
- after Tattlers ripped the piss out of Rabid's new lilac fleece coat, she got Jo and Jen on the fake accounts to send a load of messages asking where it was from as it's so lush. She's decided to share more clothing stuff because she just loves clothes so much and everyone always asks where she gets stuff from when she posts her stories. She then proceeded to show a load of pictures of terrible outfits with everything tagged. Tell me you're on the beg for freebies or an ad deal, without telling me...
- she did a quick story from in the car, wearing the jacket that makes her look like she's being birthed by a lavender coloured sheep, to tell us all that no less than 5 people stopped her to say how lush her coat is, and it's made her feel like Kate Moss. Please, as if an icon like Kate would be seen dead in a polyester fleece jacket
- Bratsy was sat at the breakfast bar eating dinner with her work lanyard still on, Racquetball clearly setting up to blame "the chrolls" if something goes wrong and she gets the boot.
- Lula listed a load of her clothes on Vinted, at ridiculous prices. Rambo then said that Lula had been treating herself with the money she'd made, but the items she was selling were still showing as available
- the lovebirds yet again went away with Wilberforce, but Rancid only posted on PatreCON about it, posting prerecords on PTWM to make it look like she was at home.
- exactly as predicted, Rambo reckons the chrolls (yawn have contacted Bratsy's work, and also Edie's school to tell them about her "full face of make up", because the teachers there haven't got bleeping eyes
- a Tattler noticed that BV Babs is no longer listed as a patron/trustee on the Trevi website and it was also noticed that Women's Aid haven't been mentioned (or mentioned Ratshit) since they came to look around the centre. Rhubarb has also removed "forever fighting to end domestic abuse" from her bio, and replaced it with a link to WEBL. Does this mean she's moving away from pretending to help women in need? We certainly hope so!
- while the adults were away (at an Airbnb 30 minutes away), Lula had a load of girls round for a sleepover. She stupidly posted on TikTok showing them drinking, sitting out of the hobbit loft window, draped over the bannister and all over the house. It was on TikTok for about 15 hours, but mysteriously disappeared after it was talked about on Tattle (clearly after Ratface had caught up). Just to note that this is the same girl who Racket was fake crying about on her Patreon just 5 weeks ago, because she has no friends, nobody likes her, she knows everyone is talking behind her back etc, and she spends all her time with Rabid's toxic mum.
- Rumblestrip finally told the peasants that they'd been away, saying that all the older kids had made plans for the weekend that didn't involve them so they decided to book it and go away. She tried to film tit Tache Shaun doing a little tour, but of course he was rubbish and cringey, while Wilbert wandered around going "where's the new toys". Tell us you've bribed him, without telling us. She reckons she had "loads of work and writing to do", so despite having a desk specially built in the hobbit loft, and having a desk put in the second lounge, she STILL needs to get away from it all (and by "it all", I obviously mean "her kids and stepkids") to write her bullshit book.
- Wilbur was shown wearing a hoodie that says "our labels don't define us". Unless those labels are Mulberry, Gucci, Nike, Victoria Beckham etc.
- they went out for a meal (of course), and while the toxic twosome chowed down on roast pork, Wilbert's fish fingers and chips were half way across the table, behind his screen, toys, and can of full sugar Coke.
- back at the hamster cage house, Rabies was gushing over the house being clean and tidy, and saying how the kids had obviously cooked and cleaned up etc. So the paid cleaner has been in, has she?
- Always grifting, Rambo used the Airbnb to film an ad for Hello Fresh (obviously Sloshy did all the work while she filmed it).
- Joyce complained about having to go to 3 different places to post Lula's Vinted parcels (you know, the ones that the other day she'd already spent the money for, the money that Vinted don't release to your until the items have arrived with the buyer). If you're going to lie about stupid stuff Ratchet, at least make it believable.
- over on the often forgotten home account, Tactful Tina did a lovely little reel showing off their "snack fridge" - packed to the rafters with tit processed snacks and treats for the kids, all branded of course (Innocent smoothies, Babybel, Cadbury, Smarties and Muller yoghurts, GU puddings etc). Also in there was not one but two bottles of fizzy cat's piss, which is really strange seeing as they never drink or have alcohol in the house because of Seb and Isaac's "trauma", and Rabies doesn't like the taste anyway
- Ratface decided to show a bit of their real morning - Edie was whining about hair straighteners and banging on Seb's bedroom door, while Raq thought that picking at Lula's choice of breakfast (a dry scone) was an appropriate use of her time. Bratsy was eating pancakes with cream and sneering about "needing energy for her job"
- Trauma Obsessed Tracey said she was spending "all day at the centre" but also managed to go to the gym (with Jo of course, in case she needeiher arse wiping). She showed all around the centre again, and then went on the beg for food/cleaning products etc.
- Tattlers discovered that REBL is now listed separately on Companies House (WEF 6 January 2024), with Raq and Jo as directors. However, a separate holding company (Headlands Holdings) has also been set up with control, with Raq and Slosh as the directors. So not only is REBL not (and never has been) female owned and run, it is now under the holding company which has tax benefits as well as protecting the assets. Is someone preparing for things to go tits up?
- the staff at Wilbert's school are so lush and amazing that they're completing a food diary for him every day, detailing exactly how many peas he eats etc. What a fantastic use of their time.
- after Lula's drunken sleepover being documented on TikTok, Ratshit pretended she was looking for trainers to borrow and found a bottle of whiskey hidden in 14 year old Lula's wardrobe. She confronted her about it, and Lula gave no fucks whatsoever. Later Racket claimed that "Lula is with me 24/7", and "Lula tells me everything". Right, so did you know she was having a bunch of teenagers over to drink and hang out of your hobbit loft window while you were at your Airbnb 30 minutes away? Or did you know she was vaping before you found all the used vapes in her room that time?
- Seb has finally passed his driving test, and Granny Marshall was genuinely overjoyed for him. Unlike his dad, who couldn't give a duck. Next up came a moan from Rabies about how much insurance will cost, but she couldn't even tell the truth about how much the quote was. She went to say that his moped had been nicked off the drive, which had gone against him as a claim, which was why it wZ so high, but Tattlers seem to recall that at the time she'd said it was stolen from his work
- Instatwat and grubby witch Knee Deep in Lice arrived for weekend, and was bizarrely wandering around posing in a swimsuit in front of the upstairs mirror. They headed off to a spa with Jo, Jen, and Mannah, and basically acted like a bunch of twats. Let's hope the spa got the deep cleaners in after KDIL had been there with her bum worms.
- on what was possibly the worst ever day to have eyes, Ratchet, KDIL and Sloshy decided to do an HILARIOUS dance video, with Joyce resplendent in a crop top, condom hat, and crocs. So lush, bubs.
- Rabies was pretty quiet following KDIL's departure, probably busy getting the fumigators in to try and stop the spread of worms through the family, especially as Laura had been swanning around the house in a swimsuit
- Wilbert's eaten more food at school, and brought home an extremely detailed narrative of exactly what he ate, and exactly what he said about it all. Tattlers are bored shitless by this so called content
- over on the home account, Ramble did a reel of tidying the tacky bathroom (including showing a potty full of piss), then restocking her fridge, then showing the ugly sofa in the second lounge (including the Christmas tree she didn't put up). Riveting.
- apparently Wilberforce (who is a slave to his routine and can't be budged) has been asking to go to after school club because his little friend goes, so he's starting that soon
- Racket's got yet another pair of ugly, expensive shoes (some weird UGG slip on things)
- a PatreCON spy kindly shared the live from the weekend with KDIL. It included Racket calling Laura "a big bleep" (referring to her body size), them discussing hole hair removal (Rabies and Sloshy both do it, Laura doesn't), then talking about "one of the kids' friends' referring to having sex doggy style as "backshotting", initially Ratcunt said "I won't say which child", then revealed it was Lula (who is 14). Wilbert also came by to say he was hungry, so Rumblestrip gave him chocolate. Ratfuck said she's basically done with everything except REBL and PatreCON
- Gobby Glenda let slip that Bratsy is going back to Australia in October, and she's got a 2 year working visa. She didn't want anyone to know, but of course her mother can't keep her massive gob closed.
- Rumble said she was "working" from a coffee shop. She's got office space at the centre, desks in her bedroom and second lounge, but still needs to go out and get an expensive coffee to take a photo for Instagram.
- Because Ratcunt works so hard, she's treated herself to another expensive pair of ugly Sheepers slippers (not the specially designed Snatchwork ones though, seeing as the whole Snatchwork sham is on the back burner these days)
- following on from saying she's done with everything except REBL and PatreCON, Ratfuck admitted that she's slowly moving all the Patchwork staff over to PTWM/REBL. The CIC is clearly going down the pan.
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
Last thread recap:
- Rachaele Hambleton is a bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Joshua Marshall was dismissed without notice from Devon and Cornwall Police for improperly accessing the police database, and using a false identity to contact members of the public
- clearly having caught up on Tattle and wanting to give us something to talk about, Ratchet filmed herself and Slosh bickering in the car while doing the school run, with Joyce complaining about cups again, and saying that he's sick of Rawhide's mates buying her "funny mugs" as gifts. She countered that he was jealous because he doesn't have any friends to buy him presents, which he replied to by telling her all her "friends" were actually her employees, who buy her gifts because they feel obliged. I see no lies here
- later, Rabies had "forgotten" to tell Sloshy that she'd promised Edie she could have 2 friends to sleep over. It's almost like she knows he'll be pissed off, so deliberately doesn't tell him so she can then take the piss out of his moaning
- quick post of a fake message from someone praising WEBL, apparently tucking the hoodie in at the back changed her life and gave her her first orgasm in years, or something
- for some reason, old Wonky Nosed Wendoline thought that a multi storey car park made an excellent location for photo and video shoot, with both her and Merlot Melvin posting each other and Wiblet
- in between photos of Wilbert in his expensive outfit, Triggering Tracey reposted someone's photo with a caption talking about how she had attempted suicide last week, but her WEBL gear was helping to make her feel better. No trigger warning, no context, just trying to push her tit clothing line, with a little caption saying "proud of you"
- Rabies showed off the Simmer Eats ready meals again - NOT AN AD EVERYONE but she buys 10 meals a week (at £6 a pop) and New Job Nigel takes 2 with him every day he goes to work. So she's dropping £60 a week on ready meals, while still begging the huns to have for food shops to be delivered to her so she can sell them on.
- someone has sent some vouchers and a letter to the centre specifically for an old lady they've been "supporting" - how this person knows about this old lady is unknown (although it's probably through the lack of safeguarding shown by all the Snatchwork crew).
- yet another prize draw, because why stop when the huns are desperate to throw money at you?
- Smug Susan creamed her knickers because Mrs Hinch tagged her in a story. I mean, it was only to show that she'd fucked her freebie WEBL fleece in the wash, and it now has bright greeny-yellow cuffs (showing how poor quality it is) but still, a tag from another scam artist! I bet Jo's going to have to give up her own fleece so that Rabies can send it to Hinch notaFarm with a note to Soph asking if she can lick her arse.
- Joyce the disinterested dad took Isaac to look at a different school, not really a brag that you have to keep moving all your kids around hun but you do you
- some hun has sent Wilbert their kid's old toys, despite him having received 964335689865422456890465422 new toys in the last month or so (as well as some cast-offs from Lianne's kid)
- the emails (that Rambo hasn't got) for PTWM haven't been working, and it turns out that apparently the woman from Chubby Chickens has been paying the subscription since 2017, and now her card has expired. Sounds like a whole load of bullshit to me
- young Wibble is so spoiled and pandered to that he couldn't even cope with Edie touching one of his toys.
- some hun has sent another food shop to the centre via Tesco, which was all spread out on the floor
unfortunately, as it's a Tuesday afternoon, and the pantry won't be open again until Monday, half of it will have to be thrown away (or rehomed with the Snatchwork girls), namely cucumbers, apples, oranges and bananas, as well as a load of chilled foods such as pizzas, ready meals and yoghurts.- after Tattlers ripped the piss out of Rabid's new lilac fleece coat, she got Jo and Jen on the fake accounts to send a load of messages asking where it was from as it's so lush. She's decided to share more clothing stuff because she just loves clothes so much and everyone always asks where she gets stuff from when she posts her stories. She then proceeded to show a load of pictures of terrible outfits with everything tagged. Tell me you're on the beg for freebies or an ad deal, without telling me...
- she did a quick story from in the car, wearing the jacket that makes her look like she's being birthed by a lavender coloured sheep, to tell us all that no less than 5 people stopped her to say how lush her coat is, and it's made her feel like Kate Moss. Please, as if an icon like Kate would be seen dead in a polyester fleece jacket
- Bratsy was sat at the breakfast bar eating dinner with her work lanyard still on, Racquetball clearly setting up to blame "the chrolls" if something goes wrong and she gets the boot.
- Lula listed a load of her clothes on Vinted, at ridiculous prices. Rambo then said that Lula had been treating herself with the money she'd made, but the items she was selling were still showing as available
- the lovebirds yet again went away with Wilberforce, but Rancid only posted on PatreCON about it, posting prerecords on PTWM to make it look like she was at home.
- exactly as predicted, Rambo reckons the chrolls (yawn have contacted Bratsy's work, and also Edie's school to tell them about her "full face of make up", because the teachers there haven't got bleeping eyes
- a Tattler noticed that BV Babs is no longer listed as a patron/trustee on the Trevi website
and it was also noticed that Women's Aid haven't been mentioned (or mentioned Ratshit) since they came to look around the centre. Rhubarb has also removed "forever fighting to end domestic abuse" from her bio, and replaced it with a link to WEBL. Does this mean she's moving away from pretending to help women in need? We certainly hope so!- while the adults were away (at an Airbnb 30 minutes away), Lula had a load of girls round for a sleepover. She stupidly posted on TikTok showing them drinking, sitting out of the hobbit loft window, draped over the bannister and all over the house. It was on TikTok for about 15 hours, but mysteriously disappeared after it was talked about on Tattle (clearly after Ratface had caught up). Just to note that this is the same girl who Racket was fake crying about on her Patreon just 5 weeks ago, because she has no friends, nobody likes her, she knows everyone is talking behind her back etc, and she spends all her time with Rabid's toxic mum.
- Rumblestrip finally told the peasants that they'd been away, saying that all the older kids had made plans for the weekend that didn't involve them so they decided to book it and go away. She tried to film tit Tache Shaun doing a little tour, but of course he was rubbish and cringey, while Wilbert wandered around going "where's the new toys". Tell us you've bribed him, without telling us. She reckons she had "loads of work and writing to do", so despite having a desk specially built in the hobbit loft, and having a desk put in the second lounge, she STILL needs to get away from it all (and by "it all", I obviously mean "her kids and stepkids") to write her bullshit book.
- Wilbur was shown wearing a hoodie that says "our labels don't define us". Unless those labels are Mulberry, Gucci, Nike, Victoria Beckham etc.
- they went out for a meal (of course), and while the toxic twosome chowed down on roast pork, Wilbert's fish fingers and chips were half way across the table, behind his screen, toys, and can of full sugar Coke.
- back at the hamster cage house, Rabies was gushing over the house being clean and tidy, and saying how the kids had obviously cooked and cleaned up etc. So the paid cleaner has been in, has she?
- Always grifting, Rambo used the Airbnb to film an ad for Hello Fresh (obviously Sloshy did all the work while she filmed it).
- Joyce complained about having to go to 3 different places to post Lula's Vinted parcels (you know, the ones that the other day she'd already spent the money for, the money that Vinted don't release to your until the items have arrived with the buyer). If you're going to lie about stupid stuff Ratchet, at least make it believable.
- over on the often forgotten home account, Tactful Tina did a lovely little reel showing off their "snack fridge" - packed to the rafters with tit processed snacks and treats for the kids, all branded of course (Innocent smoothies, Babybel, Cadbury, Smarties and Muller yoghurts, GU puddings etc). Also in there was not one but two bottles of fizzy cat's piss, which is really strange seeing as they never drink or have alcohol in the house because of Seb and Isaac's "trauma", and Rabies doesn't like the taste anyway
- Ratface decided to show a bit of their real morning - Edie was whining about hair straighteners and banging on Seb's bedroom door, while Raq thought that picking at Lula's choice of breakfast (a dry scone) was an appropriate use of her time. Bratsy was eating pancakes with cream and sneering about "needing energy for her job"
- Trauma Obsessed Tracey said she was spending "all day at the centre" but also managed to go to the gym (with Jo of course, in case she needeiher arse wiping). She showed all around the centre again, and then went on the beg for food/cleaning products etc.
- Tattlers discovered that REBL is now listed separately on Companies House (WEF 6 January 2024), with Raq and Jo as directors. However, a separate holding company (Headlands Holdings) has also been set up with control, with Raq and Slosh as the directors. So not only is REBL not (and never has been) female owned and run, it is now under the holding company which has tax benefits as well as protecting the assets. Is someone preparing for things to go tits up?
- the staff at Wilbert's school are so lush and amazing that they're completing a food diary for him every day, detailing exactly how many peas he eats etc. What a fantastic use of their time.
- after Lula's drunken sleepover being documented on TikTok, Ratshit pretended she was looking for trainers to borrow and found a bottle of whiskey hidden in 14 year old Lula's wardrobe. She confronted her about it, and Lula gave no fucks whatsoever. Later Racket claimed that "Lula is with me 24/7", and "Lula tells me everything". Right, so did you know she was having a bunch of teenagers over to drink and hang out of your hobbit loft window while you were at your Airbnb 30 minutes away? Or did you know she was vaping before you found all the used vapes in her room that time?
- Seb has finally passed his driving test, and Granny Marshall was genuinely overjoyed for him. Unlike his dad, who couldn't give a duck. Next up came a moan from Rabies about how much insurance will cost, but she couldn't even tell the truth about how much the quote was. She went to say that his moped had been nicked off the drive, which had gone against him as a claim, which was why it wZ so high, but Tattlers seem to recall that at the time she'd said it was stolen from his work
- Instatwat and grubby witch Knee Deep in Lice arrived for weekend, and was bizarrely wandering around posing in a swimsuit in front of the upstairs mirror. They headed off to a spa with Jo, Jen, and Mannah, and basically acted like a bunch of twats. Let's hope the spa got the deep cleaners in after KDIL had been there with her bum worms.
- on what was possibly the worst ever day to have eyes, Ratchet, KDIL and Sloshy decided to do an HILARIOUS dance video, with Joyce resplendent in a crop top, condom hat, and crocs. So lush, bubs.
- Rabies was pretty quiet following KDIL's departure, probably busy getting the fumigators in to try and stop the spread of worms through the family, especially as Laura had been swanning around the house in a swimsuit
- Wilbert's eaten more food at school, and brought home an extremely detailed narrative of exactly what he ate, and exactly what he said about it all. Tattlers are bored shitless by this so called content
- over on the home account, Ramble did a reel of tidying the tacky bathroom (including showing a potty full of piss), then restocking her fridge, then showing the ugly sofa in the second lounge (including the Christmas tree she didn't put up). Riveting.
- apparently Wilberforce (who is a slave to his routine and can't be budged) has been asking to go to after school club because his little friend goes, so he's starting that soon
- Racket's got yet another pair of ugly, expensive shoes (some weird UGG slip on things)
- a PatreCON spy kindly shared the live from the weekend with KDIL. It included Racket calling Laura "a big bleep" (referring to her body size), them discussing hole hair removal (Rabies and Sloshy both do it, Laura doesn't), then talking about "one of the kids' friends' referring to having sex doggy style as "backshotting", initially Ratcunt said "I won't say which child", then revealed it was Lula (who is 14). Wilbert also came by to say he was hungry, so Rumblestrip gave him chocolate. Ratfuck said she's basically done with everything except REBL and PatreCON
- Gobby Glenda let slip that Bratsy is going back to Australia in October, and she's got a 2 year working visa. She didn't want anyone to know, but of course her mother can't keep her massive gob closed.
- Rumble said she was "working" from a coffee shop. She's got office space at the centre, desks in her bedroom and second lounge, but still needs to go out and get an expensive coffee to take a photo for Instagram.
- Because Ratcunt works so hard, she's treated herself to another expensive pair of ugly Sheepers slippers (not the specially designed Snatchwork ones though, seeing as the whole Snatchwork sham is on the back burner these days)
- following on from saying she's done with everything except REBL and PatreCON, Ratfuck admitted that she's slowly moving all the Patchwork staff over to PTWM/REBL. The CIC is clearly going down the pan.
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
Attachments
am sure the kids will do a better job of raising themselves than having that pair for parents.
.
