Excellent thread title, nominated by @moonface77 from a comment by @thegibb 
excellent work all round!
Last thread recap:
- Rachaele Hambleton is a bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Joshua Marshall was dismissed without notice from Devon and Cornwall Police for improperly accessing the police database, and using a false identity to contact members of the public
- following on from the revelations on the "unmasked" Instagram account, Racket took time out of her busy day of writing bullshit for the next book to meticulously hunt down anyone following the page or liking any of the posts so that she could block them.
- Ratcunt is still flogging the new REBL top, please please PLEASE buy my overpriced shite (that you can get a Primark version of)
- down at the Pantry, showing off the tit she's got from Fareshare to sell on, as long as you can get there for the ten minutes a week it's open you can go and get some food, it's not even means tested so all Rawhide's mates will be there filling up their cupboards
- Ratshit, Patreon Saint of Torbaydos, and overruler of the Snatchwork Empire, apparently doesn't even have an email address. Probably yet another ruse to make sure she can firmly point the finger at Doormat Jo when the tit finally hits the fan "oh Jo deals with all the money and the correspondence, I don't know anything about all that stuff" no mention of how she manages all her online orders, or how every single teacher any of the kids has ever had has managed to email her just to tell them how lush they are 
- another TikTok, which had more about Edie's nan being a massive chroll, showing discrepancies between what Rashflaps says now and what she's said previously, including admitting to the affair with Sloshy
- now the wicked stepmother has dragged Seb into her tit podcast, seeing yet another opportunity to slag off his mum. The Tattlers who were unfortunate enough to have access to Patreon and took one for the team and sat through it were absolutely horrified, and chose not to share on Tattle (because they care more about protecting a woman than Ratshit). Suffice to say, it was full of Seb being led by BV Betty, and saying things that he likely doesn't have genuine memories of. Whenever you think she can't sink any lower, she always manages to find yet another level to drop to.
- a snippet from Patreon live showed Rabies laughing and snorting because Jo's husband had cleaned her car and found a condom wrapper in it from when the gruesome twosome had a cheeky quickie in an alley or something at the weekend
Hun, you're in your 40s, you don't need to brag about getting laid (and frankly, with the state of the corpse you're shagging, it's not really something to be proud of)
- Beggy Mitchell is back again, this time asking for socks for teenage lads - Nike only though, because the lads "in need" are probably Seb and Isaac
- ol' Safeguarding Sally shared some feedback forms from the knock off freedom course, showing the handwriting of different vulnerable women.
- Wilbert was wheeled out for another advert, yet another app that she can use to ignore him. I wonder whether all the money he's raking in doing her adverts is being put into a trust for him for when he's older (and inevitably needs serious therapy). Jen's clearly after a Christmas bonus, sucking up by commenting on the ad.
- yet again plugging the Seb podcast, noting that she "edited stuff out because he was angry" and she didn't want that to be on the internet forever (shame she doesn't feel the same about everything related to all of those kids). She then managed to throw in how lush and amazing Sloshy is, best dad ever, blah blah blah. Except that time he was shagging the town bike in the woods while he was married and she was knocked up with someone else's baby
- obviously disappointed that the podcast wasn't getting enough attention, and more importantly, wasn't being shared by those chrolling bastards on Tattle, so she made a reel of the entire thing to make sure it gets out there, and the first Mrs Marshall has more chance of seeing it. Cunty McCuntface.
- Edie's had her eyebrows done (by Charleeeeee with the tits and arse, who's so self conscious of all the unnecessary surgery she's had, she likes to hide away in bodycon dresses all the time). But poor old Charleeeee had to take the post about her down, because of chrolls commenting saying that Edie's too young etc. Change the bleeping record Rack, if there were chrolling comments it was probably you, Jo and Jen on the fake accounts to drum up some sympathy.
- shortly after Rabies released the podcast all about how Merlot Mike's ex's drinking ruined the boys' lives, he then did an advert for a brewery, saying "I love beer". But they can't drink, because of the trauma the boys have
- a new TikTok went live, about the podcast, and pointing out that it was meant to be "Seb's story", but was more Racket putting words into his mouth, as well as making things up (like saying that they lived opposite Gangsta Granny). She also has her timeline confused again - she said to Seb "you were 9 when your parents split up", but he's only 17, and she claimed not long ago that she'd "had the same dick for ten years". That math ain't mathing, Ratfuck.
- some hun desperate for approval from the saviour spent £250 on a food shop to be delivered to the pantry (all ready for Ratchet and her cronies to sell on at a profit)
- after Tattlers said that the girls never wear the REBL tracksuits, Bratsy, Lula and Seb's girlfriend were suddenly all shown wearing them. Did someone get her purse out to do some bribery?
- despite living on fresh air, the Clampitts headed out for roast lunch. Bratsy apparently won't order a dessert, she just demands to eat everyone else's instead. Wilbert was there, of course in front of a screen to keep him quiet.
- Bestselling Brenda is back on her pretend writing bullshit, bragging about how many words she's written, and making Sloshy video her while she pretends she doesn't know he's there Christ knows what spin she'll put on the same old story this time, isn't 3 books of the same thing enough?
- Seb has finally passed his theory test (after failing 6 times), but his dad can't even bring himself to tell him he's proud of him, the dried up old bleep. Yet he's always gushing about being proud of his bag lady wife for slagging off his ex, and flogging cheap tracksuits.
- best mate Knee Deep in Bullshit has received her freebie tracksuit so has been showing it off and saying how lush it is. How long before she's rolling round in dog tit in it, or "accidentally" makes a hole in the crotch so she can flash her gash at the postman?
- yet again, Rabies wants a pat on the back for making a lasagna. That looks like it would feed a family of 4 mice, after they'd had a big lunch. No way is that feeding all the kids and all their mates that are apparently always there. Oh and stop showing off your food hun, it always looks tit
- the Torbay Tart has put Christmas bedding on up in the hobbit loft, it's still the middle of November but of course it's an ad, so the hustle never stops.
- tea time and bed time for Wilbert, so parents of the year both pissed off to the gym and left Lula to put the violent, level 3 autistic child to bed single handed, after which she mopped the floors. Well done Lula for being more responsible than both the parents in the house.
- next up was sharing of Lula's homework, to show off how lush and amazing she is. Although it's a wonder that Rashflaps is actually interested, seeing as she puts absolutely no value on academic achievements.
- never one to let a passing bandwagon remain un-jumped on, she had to share Gareth Gates talking about bullying, even though he was talking about actual real life bullying, not made up chrolling. She even took the time to wish him a "nice holiday" - when he's actually working on a cruise ship
- Crackhead Barbie and Ken headed off to Herpes Lodge, but instead of the usual schedule of loving each other the hardest, they had to have some wholesome family time as there was nobody available to look after Wilbert, so he had to come too. She spent approximately ten minutes with Sloshy filming her and Wobbly playing in fallen leaves, all while wearing her new REBL fleece of course, to get the huns frothing at the gash before the launch
- a new TikTok appeared, this one pointing out that time Seb fell off his scooter and broke his fingers, but wasn't taken for medical care until days later, and then Ratchet filmed him dropping his plate of food. Maybe the next one will include the time he broke his wrist and was only taken to hospital after the dentist pointed out a week later that it shouldn't still be swollen. Or maybe the time she was looking after her niece, who fell off a climbing frame and broke both wrists, except Rambo didn't believe her and just sent her home. Anyone seeing a pattern emerging here?
- more anon messages were posted on the Unmasked Instagram- claims this time included the victim in the Stabby case being very unhappy that they all lied in court; that the tracksuits cost around a fiver from China and all she does is have the logo put on and whacks the price up; Lula's boyfriend's family aren't happy about the whole situation; and Joyce's nickname in the police was PC Hinky
- imagine taking 3 teenagers to Sainsbury's and filming them for "content". Racket did exactly that, showing a large trolley full of nothing but junk food, followed by Seb running around the car park with the trolley. That'll be lush when he runs it into someone's car.
- Wilbert headed off to school in an expensive rain coat (£125 full price, £81 in the sale). A totally impractical over the head design as well, perfect for a 4 year old who (allegedly) has a list of additional needs longer than his mum's latest book of bullshit
- bit of a ramble up in the sex loft, Rancid is going to Joyce's work Christmas do at the weekend. Tattlers can't wait to see what godawful outfit she wears, no doubt she'll have her baps and flaps on show as per usual. They had to take Wilbert to Herpes Lodge as he's not great at being left at the moment (this is a surprise, seeing they've been leaving him with any passing stranger since he was weaned off her magical tits). Apparently since buying the scampervan (with all that fresh air, don't forget), they've only had one night away from him
so they've started either hiding upstairs, or "going gym" at his bedtime, so he has to get used to one of the other kids putting him to bed. Anyway, the village that the cabin in the woods is near is so lush, everyone's lush, so now Racquetball wants to move to a lush little village. Spoiler alert Tracksuit Tracy - nowhere would be lush with you living there, strutting around like Beyonce and calling people cunts in the playground doesn't generally endear you to a close knit community. Blah blah blah, Wilbert's doing great at school even though he didn't get the coveted EHCP (exactly as Tattlers predicted, he's thriving in an environment that isn't at home with his parents being dumped in front of an iPad).
- more videos of the quality family time at the lodge, all filmed for posterity of course.
- of course Wobbler's got a special dinosaur tree, just for him not that Rumblestrip let him get involved, she just did it all herself while he was at school.
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
excellent work all round!Last thread recap:
- Rachaele Hambleton is a bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Joshua Marshall was dismissed without notice from Devon and Cornwall Police for improperly accessing the police database, and using a false identity to contact members of the public
- following on from the revelations on the "unmasked" Instagram account, Racket took time out of her busy day of writing bullshit for the next book to meticulously hunt down anyone following the page or liking any of the posts so that she could block them.
- Ratcunt is still flogging the new REBL top, please please PLEASE buy my overpriced shite (that you can get a Primark version of)
- down at the Pantry, showing off the tit she's got from Fareshare to sell on, as long as you can get there for the ten minutes a week it's open you can go and get some food, it's not even means tested so all Rawhide's mates will be there filling up their cupboards
- Ratshit, Patreon Saint of Torbaydos, and overruler of the Snatchwork Empire, apparently doesn't even have an email address. Probably yet another ruse to make sure she can firmly point the finger at Doormat Jo when the tit finally hits the fan "oh Jo deals with all the money and the correspondence, I don't know anything about all that stuff"
no mention of how she manages all her online orders, or how every single teacher any of the kids has ever had has managed to email her just to tell them how lush they are - another TikTok, which had more about Edie's nan being a massive chroll, showing discrepancies between what Rashflaps says now and what she's said previously, including admitting to the affair with Sloshy
- now the wicked stepmother has dragged Seb into her tit podcast, seeing yet another opportunity to slag off his mum. The Tattlers who were unfortunate enough to have access to Patreon and took one for the team and sat through it were absolutely horrified, and chose not to share on Tattle (because they care more about protecting a woman than Ratshit). Suffice to say, it was full of Seb being led by BV Betty, and saying things that he likely doesn't have genuine memories of. Whenever you think she can't sink any lower, she always manages to find yet another level to drop to.
- a snippet from Patreon live showed Rabies laughing and snorting because Jo's husband had cleaned her car and found a condom wrapper in it from when the gruesome twosome had a cheeky quickie in an alley or something at the weekend
Hun, you're in your 40s, you don't need to brag about getting laid (and frankly, with the state of the corpse you're shagging, it's not really something to be proud of)- Beggy Mitchell is back again, this time asking for socks for teenage lads - Nike only though, because the lads "in need" are probably Seb and Isaac
- ol' Safeguarding Sally shared some feedback forms from the knock off freedom course, showing the handwriting of different vulnerable women.
- Wilbert was wheeled out for another advert, yet another app that she can use to ignore him. I wonder whether all the money he's raking in doing her adverts is being put into a trust for him for when he's older (and inevitably needs serious therapy). Jen's clearly after a Christmas bonus, sucking up by commenting on the ad.
- yet again plugging the Seb podcast, noting that she "edited stuff out because he was angry" and she didn't want that to be on the internet forever (shame she doesn't feel the same about everything related to all of those kids). She then managed to throw in how lush and amazing Sloshy is, best dad ever, blah blah blah. Except that time he was shagging the town bike in the woods while he was married and she was knocked up with someone else's baby
- obviously disappointed that the podcast wasn't getting enough attention, and more importantly, wasn't being shared by those chrolling bastards on Tattle, so she made a reel of the entire thing to make sure it gets out there, and the first Mrs Marshall has more chance of seeing it. Cunty McCuntface.
- Edie's had her eyebrows done (by Charleeeeee with the tits and arse, who's so self conscious of all the unnecessary surgery she's had, she likes to hide away in bodycon dresses all the time). But poor old Charleeeee had to take the post about her down, because of chrolls commenting saying that Edie's too young etc. Change the bleeping record Rack, if there were chrolling comments it was probably you, Jo and Jen on the fake accounts to drum up some sympathy.
- shortly after Rabies released the podcast all about how Merlot Mike's ex's drinking ruined the boys' lives, he then did an advert for a brewery, saying "I love beer". But they can't drink, because of the trauma the boys have
- a new TikTok went live, about the podcast, and pointing out that it was meant to be "Seb's story", but was more Racket putting words into his mouth, as well as making things up (like saying that they lived opposite Gangsta Granny). She also has her timeline confused again - she said to Seb "you were 9 when your parents split up", but he's only 17, and she claimed not long ago that she'd "had the same dick for ten years". That math ain't mathing, Ratfuck.
- some hun desperate for approval from the saviour spent £250 on a food shop to be delivered to the pantry (all ready for Ratchet and her cronies to sell on at a profit)
- after Tattlers said that the girls never wear the REBL tracksuits, Bratsy, Lula and Seb's girlfriend were suddenly all shown wearing them. Did someone get her purse out to do some bribery?
- despite living on fresh air, the Clampitts headed out for roast lunch. Bratsy apparently won't order a dessert, she just demands to eat everyone else's instead. Wilbert was there, of course in front of a screen to keep him quiet.
- Bestselling Brenda is back on her pretend writing bullshit, bragging about how many words she's written, and making Sloshy video her while she pretends she doesn't know he's there
Christ knows what spin she'll put on the same old story this time, isn't 3 books of the same thing enough?- Seb has finally passed his theory test (after failing 6 times), but his dad can't even bring himself to tell him he's proud of him, the dried up old bleep. Yet he's always gushing about being proud of his bag lady wife for slagging off his ex, and flogging cheap tracksuits.
- best mate Knee Deep in Bullshit has received her freebie tracksuit so has been showing it off and saying how lush it is. How long before she's rolling round in dog tit in it, or "accidentally" makes a hole in the crotch so she can flash her gash at the postman?
- yet again, Rabies wants a pat on the back for making a lasagna. That looks like it would feed a family of 4 mice, after they'd had a big lunch. No way is that feeding all the kids and all their mates that are apparently always there. Oh and stop showing off your food hun, it always looks tit
- the Torbay Tart has put Christmas bedding on up in the hobbit loft, it's still the middle of November but of course it's an ad, so the hustle never stops.
- tea time and bed time for Wilbert, so parents of the year both pissed off to the gym and left Lula to put the violent, level 3 autistic child to bed single handed, after which she mopped the floors. Well done Lula for being more responsible than both the parents in the house.
- next up was sharing of Lula's homework, to show off how lush and amazing she is. Although it's a wonder that Rashflaps is actually interested, seeing as she puts absolutely no value on academic achievements.
- never one to let a passing bandwagon remain un-jumped on, she had to share Gareth Gates talking about bullying, even though he was talking about actual real life bullying, not made up chrolling. She even took the time to wish him a "nice holiday" - when he's actually working on a cruise ship
- Crackhead Barbie and Ken headed off to Herpes Lodge, but instead of the usual schedule of loving each other the hardest, they had to have some wholesome family time as there was nobody available to look after Wilbert, so he had to come too. She spent approximately ten minutes with Sloshy filming her and Wobbly playing in fallen leaves, all while wearing her new REBL fleece of course, to get the huns frothing at the gash before the launch
- a new TikTok appeared, this one pointing out that time Seb fell off his scooter and broke his fingers, but wasn't taken for medical care until days later, and then Ratchet filmed him dropping his plate of food. Maybe the next one will include the time he broke his wrist and was only taken to hospital after the dentist pointed out a week later that it shouldn't still be swollen. Or maybe the time she was looking after her niece, who fell off a climbing frame and broke both wrists, except Rambo didn't believe her and just sent her home. Anyone seeing a pattern emerging here?
- more anon messages were posted on the Unmasked Instagram- claims this time included the victim in the Stabby case being very unhappy that they all lied in court; that the tracksuits cost around a fiver from China and all she does is have the logo put on and whacks the price up; Lula's boyfriend's family aren't happy about the whole situation; and Joyce's nickname in the police was PC Hinky
- imagine taking 3 teenagers to Sainsbury's and filming them for "content". Racket did exactly that, showing a large trolley full of nothing but junk food, followed by Seb running around the car park with the trolley. That'll be lush when he runs it into someone's car.
- Wilbert headed off to school in an expensive rain coat (£125 full price, £81 in the sale). A totally impractical over the head design as well, perfect for a 4 year old who (allegedly) has a list of additional needs longer than his mum's latest book of bullshit
- bit of a ramble up in the sex loft, Rancid is going to Joyce's work Christmas do at the weekend. Tattlers can't wait to see what godawful outfit she wears, no doubt she'll have her baps and flaps on show as per usual. They had to take Wilbert to Herpes Lodge as he's not great at being left at the moment (this is a surprise, seeing they've been leaving him with any passing stranger since he was weaned off her magical tits). Apparently since buying the scampervan (with all that fresh air, don't forget), they've only had one night away from him
so they've started either hiding upstairs, or "going gym" at his bedtime, so he has to get used to one of the other kids putting him to bed. Anyway, the village that the cabin in the woods is near is so lush, everyone's lush, so now Racquetball wants to move to a lush little village. Spoiler alert Tracksuit Tracy - nowhere would be lush with you living there, strutting around like Beyonce and calling people cunts in the playground doesn't generally endear you to a close knit community. Blah blah blah, Wilbert's doing great at school even though he didn't get the coveted EHCP (exactly as Tattlers predicted, he's thriving in an environment that isn't at home with his parents being dumped in front of an iPad).- more videos of the quality family time at the lodge, all filmed for posterity of course.
- of course Wobbler's got a special dinosaur tree, just for him
not that Rumblestrip let him get involved, she just did it all herself while he was at school.If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
