New thread title thanks to @Nuttyzebra 
we've had a whip round and got you your very own Barbie dream house kitchen, complete with not enough chairs for your whole family! Do you love it bub?
Last thread recap (may have missed some bits as I've been off work to spend time with my family who I obviously love the hardest):
- Rachaele Hambleton is a bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Joshua Marshall was dismissed without notice from Devon and Cornwall Police for improperly accessing the police database, and using a false identity to contact members of the public.
- the Snatchwork gang have FINALLY announced that the pantry premises are closing (which Tattlers knew about ages ago due to the premises being up for rent), and will be moving to Torquay. For some reason, this means that they'll be closed for a week, so if you're desperately trying to feed your kids for the end of the holidays, find somewhere else to go
- another weekend, another festival. This time the toxic twosomes took Isaac, one of Mannah's boys, and Wiblet (remember, the kid who's so autistic that he can't cope with being out of his routine).
- in the family group chat, Bratsy and Edie had been mean to Lula ("raise them kind" eh Ratchet) and Rabies demanded they apologise. Lula then sent a smiling selfie, so R said "she's not sad, don't worry", as if she only deserves an apology if what they said made her sad luckily Lula was straight back with "I still want an apology", well done that girl!
- back at the festival, Sloshy got to pretend he was on the battlefield by playing paintball. Everyone cringed their arseholes into their throats when he said "advance to contact", while Isaac and Alfie just glared at him
- meanwhile Wilbert was eating toast next to a laptop (that he was ignoring, but presumably they'd brought it along to do the parenting when they can't be arsed).
- Rancid wanted a pat on the back for parenting Wilberforce alone for ONE SINGLE HOUR while Joyce and the boys went quad biking
- Grief Tourist Greta did a post all about Slosh and Mannah's dad and the fact it was 25 years since he died. Despite never having met the bloke, she of course managed to make it all about her, with "wish you were still here". She also mentioned Mannah being the kids' "biggest cheerleader, their safe space, and a neutral referee when things in our home get too much". Ratshit hun, your kids' home should be their safe space, it's not a brag that your family and fremployees have to keep giving them somewhere to escape to
- back to the hustle, secretly filming Seb having a driving lesson with Sacked Copper Steve for an insurance ad.
- another ad, this time for Iconic (well, it's been a while). This time the before and after pictures showed that the make up is so good, it changes the colour of your bedroom walls!
- a new TikTok was uploaded, this time pointing out that Socks and Sliders Steve used to be in the army and the police, but is now Racket's little lapdog, following her around fingering plastic vaginas and wearing bucket hats
- the latest podcast is going to be a proper treat, with the special guest Bratsy
she asked for ideas of things to talk about, and no doubt will mumble her way through it. After recording Ratchet was "covered in hives" because of what BeKind had wanted to talk about - has she not realised it's not live, so can be edited?
- as predicted, Wobble "doesn't like" his school uniform. It's not like the jobless parents have had all summer to introduce it and get him used to it, is it? Oh wait...
- Snatchet settled down with Edie to watch the show about the Fury family on Netflix. The show that has a rating of 15+.
- Edie's writing yet another story that all around family conflict/deadbeat dads etc, wonder what her teachers at school think when she hands in her creative writing projects
- another new TikTok targeting Sloshy, pointing out that the very day he allegedly started his career break, the local paper reported on an unnamed officer who had been dismissed for gross misconduct, and picked out some parts of the D&C police code of conduct for officers on career breaks that he is VERY CLEARLY in breach of
- a new Tattler reported that they had received a DM on Instagram from Joyce asking why they were liking posts on Twitter that were harassing to his family.
- on PatreCON, Scammy Pammy was crying about how Edie's nan is her biggest chroll and that she's worried she'll get attacked at the school gates. Not really a problem when you never do the school run, hun they're going to submit an FOI request to the police, to find out who submitted an FOI to ask whether he was still serving. So Sloshy said "you can ask Devon and Cornwall police", someone did, and now they're upset about it don't worry everyone, she's already got Kate the employment solicitor on the case she reckons it's Edie's nan behind the TikTok account, and also insinuated that it was her who had put in the FOI (it wasn't, it was a Tattler). The cheese is sliding off her cracker, and we are here for it 
Racket is claiming that the TikTok creator is "harassing", however they are all made of content that Racket has put out there herself
- the huns have gone for Edie's nan, completely forgetting their "be kind" mantra, instead calling her psychotic and telling her to "have a wank". How delightful.
- Apparently Ratshit is off to the police, exactly what she's hoping to report is not clear (possibly the fact that some horrible person on TikTok is making videos of her own videos, not sure that's a crime)
- OF COURSE the useless bleep of a mother is telling 10 year old Edie all sorts about how her nan is toxic and the biggest chroll etc, never mind protecting her when Rabies wants her ego stroking
and OF COURSE she's sharing private texts between herself and Edie about it, because god forbid the child can have some privacy
On 15 June 2022 Joyce started a "career break" to spend more time with the children, particularly Wilby following his diagnosis. Since then, here are all the childfree overnight breaks that Slosh and Wrecks have had:
June - Night at Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
July - Joyce's birthday - one night at Boringdon Hall (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.
October - Herpes Lodge (weekend), night in London (mid week in half term), Friday night in Southampton
November - 2 nights in London (Sunday and Monday)
December - 5 nights in Jubai
January - 1 night in London (Miss Greedy's book launch)
February - 1 night in London after dropping Betsy at the airport
March - 1 night in Birmingham (book signings)
May - 2 nights at Herpes Lodge
June - 2 nights in London (Label Lady book launch and SEN protest)
July - 1 night in campervan for Tunes on the Beach (Sloshy's birthday)
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
we've had a whip round and got you your very own Barbie dream house kitchen, complete with not enough chairs for your whole family! Do you love it bub?Last thread recap (may have missed some bits as I've been off work to spend time with my family who I obviously love the hardest):
- Rachaele Hambleton is a bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Joshua Marshall was dismissed without notice from Devon and Cornwall Police for improperly accessing the police database, and using a false identity to contact members of the public.
- the Snatchwork gang have FINALLY announced that the pantry premises are closing (which Tattlers knew about ages ago due to the premises being up for rent), and will be moving to Torquay. For some reason, this means that they'll be closed for a week, so if you're desperately trying to feed your kids for the end of the holidays, find somewhere else to go
- another weekend, another festival. This time the toxic twosomes took Isaac, one of Mannah's boys, and Wiblet (remember, the kid who's so autistic that he can't cope with being out of his routine).
- in the family group chat, Bratsy and Edie had been mean to Lula ("raise them kind" eh Ratchet) and Rabies demanded they apologise. Lula then sent a smiling selfie, so R said "she's not sad, don't worry", as if she only deserves an apology if what they said made her sad
luckily Lula was straight back with "I still want an apology", well done that girl! - back at the festival, Sloshy got to pretend he was on the battlefield by playing paintball. Everyone cringed their arseholes into their throats when he said "advance to contact", while Isaac and Alfie just glared at him
- meanwhile Wilbert was eating toast next to a laptop (that he was ignoring, but presumably they'd brought it along to do the parenting when they can't be arsed).
- Rancid wanted a pat on the back for parenting Wilberforce alone for ONE SINGLE HOUR while Joyce and the boys went quad biking
- Grief Tourist Greta did a post all about Slosh and Mannah's dad and the fact it was 25 years since he died. Despite never having met the bloke, she of course managed to make it all about her, with "wish you were still here". She also mentioned Mannah being the kids' "biggest cheerleader, their safe space, and a neutral referee when things in our home get too much". Ratshit hun, your kids' home should be their safe space, it's not a brag that your family and fremployees have to keep giving them somewhere to escape to
- back to the hustle, secretly filming Seb having a driving lesson with Sacked Copper Steve for an insurance ad.
- another ad, this time for Iconic (well, it's been a while). This time the before and after pictures showed that the make up is so good, it changes the colour of your bedroom walls!
- a new TikTok was uploaded, this time pointing out that Socks and Sliders Steve used to be in the army and the police, but is now Racket's little lapdog, following her around fingering plastic vaginas and wearing bucket hats
- the latest podcast is going to be a proper treat, with the special guest Bratsy
she asked for ideas of things to talk about, and no doubt will mumble her way through it. After recording Ratchet was "covered in hives" because of what BeKind had wanted to talk about - has she not realised it's not live, so can be edited?- as predicted, Wobble "doesn't like" his school uniform. It's not like the jobless parents have had all summer to introduce it and get him used to it, is it? Oh wait...
- Snatchet settled down with Edie to watch the show about the Fury family on Netflix. The show that has a rating of 15+.
- Edie's writing yet another story that all around family conflict/deadbeat dads etc, wonder what her teachers at school think when she hands in her creative writing projects
- another new TikTok targeting Sloshy, pointing out that the very day he allegedly started his career break, the local paper reported on an unnamed officer who had been dismissed for gross misconduct, and picked out some parts of the D&C police code of conduct for officers on career breaks that he is VERY CLEARLY in breach of
- a new Tattler reported that they had received a DM on Instagram from Joyce asking why they were liking posts on Twitter that were harassing to his family.
- on PatreCON, Scammy Pammy was crying about how Edie's nan is her biggest chroll
and that she's worried she'll get attacked at the school gates. Not really a problem when you never do the school run, hun they're going to submit an FOI request to the police, to find out who submitted an FOI to ask whether he was still serving. So Sloshy said "you can ask Devon and Cornwall police", someone did, and now they're upset about it don't worry everyone, she's already got Kate the employment solicitor on the case she reckons it's Edie's nan behind the TikTok account, and also insinuated that it was her who had put in the FOI (it wasn't, it was a Tattler). The cheese is sliding off her cracker, and we are here for it Racket is claiming that the TikTok creator is "harassing", however they are all made of content that Racket has put out there herself - the huns have gone for Edie's nan, completely forgetting their "be kind" mantra, instead calling her psychotic and telling her to "have a wank". How delightful.
- Apparently Ratshit is off to the police, exactly what she's hoping to report is not clear (possibly the fact that some horrible person on TikTok is making videos of her own videos, not sure that's a crime)
- OF COURSE the useless bleep of a mother is telling 10 year old Edie all sorts about how her nan is toxic and the biggest chroll etc, never mind protecting her when Rabies wants her ego stroking
and OF COURSE she's sharing private texts between herself and Edie about it, because god forbid the child can have some privacyOn 15 June 2022 Joyce started a "career break" to spend more time with the children, particularly Wilby following his diagnosis. Since then, here are all the childfree overnight breaks that Slosh and Wrecks have had:
June - Night at Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
July - Joyce's birthday - one night at Boringdon Hall (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.
October - Herpes Lodge (weekend), night in London (mid week in half term), Friday night in Southampton
November - 2 nights in London (Sunday and Monday)
December - 5 nights in Jubai
January - 1 night in London (Miss Greedy's book launch)
February - 1 night in London after dropping Betsy at the airport
March - 1 night in Birmingham (book signings)
May - 2 nights at Herpes Lodge
June - 2 nights in London (Label Lady book launch and SEN protest)
July - 1 night in campervan for Tunes on the Beach (Sloshy's birthday)
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
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brilliant recap as usual- Grief Tourist Greta 
