Okay, so you think that she's a genuine #Ihaveacameltoeandihaveagunt, what's going on with the bottom lip?Definitely all her own. I’m fact she has a gunt now. Who’d have thought teeny tiny Rach would have such massive fanny flaps.
I've just changed mine to tattletroll, I don't think I could read it all, @VCJR you did well to read it twice!I can't read it on here I'd never keep track of what I've read and haven't. Kindle email is not a proper email address is it I wonder if I could just post the beginning bit of the @kindle.com
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Although saying that it is my full name![]()
BrilliantI've just changed mine to tattletroll, I don't think I could read it all, @VCJR you did well to read it twice!
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Always and foreverI love it bubs. Do you loooovvvve it??
Seriously, did she admit that her publishers refused to fund it?Yeah it started out as a 'tour' with maybe 5 locations? She's running the whole thing herself tho as her publishers wouldn't lay it on so I assume she's short on cash![]()
This is brilliant!(I've rewritten the first verse of STAN for Lindsey. For £400 and a Cost Voucher, I will go and Rap it outside one of her book signings through a megaphone.)
Lindz:
Dear Rach, I DM'ed you but you still ain't respondin'
I left my number, my @ and my home address at the bottom
I sent two fluffy clouds back in Winter, I know you got 'em
They are probably in the bin, or got thrown into the toilet by Wibble or somethin'
Sometimes I get emotional and desperate when I post 'em
But anyways, babes, what's been up, hun? How's your centres going?
My Husbands a twat too, I'm 'bout to be a single mother.
But if I get married again guess who I'll be marrying?
I'ma marry you
I read about your Ex Wayne too, I'm sorry
I also had a kid with a man who didn't want me.
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even pay on two patreon's and still donate to your PayPal
I got a shrine full of your books, wine glasses and calendars mam
I even pretend to like Josh too and that shit is hard damn
Anyways, I hope you get this, Rach, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest of Prin's
This is Lindz
Which bloke?I beg of you all, BEG, that you all click on that blokes insta account and look at his post from today…….
I have tried to send the book to you, but there wasn't actually an option to do this.If you emailed it to me, can I then share it with someone else? I love looking for free books on amazon, it would be great if there was a free kindle library where people could share books with each other. The address is tattletroll, plus the at kindle dot com. Wish I'd known that last year when I shut down all my dad's online accounts and he had quite a few kindle books
I am worried that you may not get a refund if you share it, they can get funny about doing refunds.
Also am I allowed to say that Rachel's mother was looking very healthy todaya bit confused as thought she had skin cancer on her face.
I'll try that, thank youGo on Waterstones website
(I've rewritten the first verse of STAN for Lindsey. For £400 and a Cost Voucher, I will go and Rap it outside one of her book signings through a megaphone.)
Lindz:
Dear Rach, I DM'ed you but you still ain't respondin'
I left my number, my @ and my home address at the bottom
I sent two fluffy clouds back in Winter, I know you got 'em
They are probably in the bin, or got thrown into the toilet by Wibble or somethin'
Sometimes I get emotional and desperate when I post 'em
But anyways, babes, what's been up, hun? How's your centres going?
My Husbands a twat too, I'm 'bout to be a single mother.
But if I get married again guess who I'll be marrying?
I'ma marry you
I read about your Ex Wayne too, I'm sorry
I also had a kid with a man who didn't want me.
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even pay on two patreon's and still donate to your PayPal
I got a shrine full of your books, wine glasses and calendars mam
I even pretend to like Josh too and that shit is hard damn
Anyways, I hope you get this, Rach, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest of Prin's
This is Lindz
To be fair, they are the smallest wine glasses I’ve ever seen, more like a sherry glass!Joyce has a glass in his hand, and another at his feet. Is he stacking, or is that one on the floor being drunk by Ratchet, who doesn't drink and hates the taste of alcohol?![]()
Fabulous(I've rewritten the first verse of STAN for Lindsey. For £400 and a Cost Voucher, I will go and Rap it outside one of her book signings through a megaphone.)
Lindz:
Dear Rach, I DM'ed you but you still ain't respondin'
I left my number, my @ and my home address at the bottom
I sent two fluffy clouds back in Winter, I know you got 'em
They are probably in the bin, or got thrown into the toilet by Wibble or somethin'
Sometimes I get emotional and desperate when I post 'em
But anyways, babes, what's been up, hun? How's your centres going?
My Husbands a twat too, I'm 'bout to be a single mother.
But if I get married again guess who I'll be marrying?
I'ma marry you
I read about your Ex Wayne too, I'm sorry
I also had a kid with a man who didn't want me.
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even pay on two patreon's and still donate to your PayPal
I got a shrine full of your books, wine glasses and calendars mam
I even pretend to like Josh too and that shit is hard damn
Anyways, I hope you get this, Rach, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest of Prin's
This is Lindz
This is amazing!(I've rewritten the first verse of STAN for Lindsey. For £400 and a Cost Voucher, I will go and Rap it outside one of her book signings through a megaphone.)
Lindz:
Dear Rach, I DM'ed you but you still ain't respondin'
I left my number, my @ and my home address at the bottom
I sent two fluffy clouds back in Winter, I know you got 'em
They are probably in the bin, or got thrown into the toilet by Wibble or somethin'
Sometimes I get emotional and desperate when I post 'em
But anyways, babes, what's been up, hun? How's your centres going?
My Husbands a twat too, I'm 'bout to be a single mother.
But if I get married again guess who I'll be marrying?
I'ma marry you
I read about your Ex Wayne too, I'm sorry
I also had a kid with a man who didn't want me.
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even pay on two patreon's and still donate to your PayPal
I got a shrine full of your books, wine glasses and calendars mam
I even pretend to like Josh too and that shit is hard damn
Anyways, I hope you get this, Rach, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest of Prin's
This is Lindz
Ah ok. I’ll take that back then. It’s clearly been a while since I went to oneI took my daughter to one last year, there were seats and the author came out and was interviewed by one of the booksellers (who had done their dissertation on the genre of books this author writes), then he took questions from the audience, and after that we queued to get our books signed.
I’m wondering this too xJust being a nosey bugger, but what's Edie's middle name?
I used Google lens.Google lens is what you need. Sloshy must be desparate to go round topless if that's all he's wearing
More money than sense.
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