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Last thread recap:
- Raychaellleee is a cunt.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- The business who made and sold the disgusting "love hard" jumpers have donated £1,660 to the Patchwork Shithole Launderette. That'll go nicely towards the cocktails for their Christmas party
- Seb had a mate round so Sloshy knocked on the door and said "stand by your beds". Thinks he's funny, innit?
- Bizarrely, Raq held her phone outside the loft hatch window to film herself and Wilby looking at the sea view (did everyone know she's got a sea view? She doesn't like to mention it). Then Joyce came up (no doubt on his arse to slide through the borrower door) to tell her that Wilbert carried his bowl of Cheerios upstairs to his room. Begs the question why a 2 year old is being left unattended long enough to do that?
- Not content with PayPal, Patreon, £15,000 of funding, and a fulfilled Amazon wishlist, she's back on the beg again. This time for stair gates for a family in need. She's added them to the wishlist instead of asking locally, looking on Facebook marketplace etc.
- the latest temptation to join the Patreon comes in the form of a video of Raq and Seb peeling potatoes and talking about what Seb might do when he leaves school (including "you could work for me and edit all my videos", as if that kid wants to spend any more time with his rancid stepmother than he has to). Then in came Joyce from a hard shift of scaring gulls down on the beach, and immediately he started having a go at Seb for not doing his jobs (even though he was at that very moment doing another job by helping with the cooking of yet another roast dinner).
- It was Emily's son's birthday, so in the way that only Rancho can, she wrote post and made it all about herself. Rach babe, he's 5, just say "happy birthday dude, hope you have a fab day".
- Awww, Edie's helping write cards to the women from the launderette (while being tokd what to write by Emily). Unfortunately instead of the traditional "merry Christmas" message, they had to include "we hope you like the presents we got you, we've put some vouchers in for you", no mention of the fact that it was all bought by followers then Emily snuggled up in Edie's bed
- Betsy and Emily are out in Bristol together. Emily hun, maybe get some mates your own age and stop hanging out with your boss' teenage daughter.
- While Raq was quiet (taking her well deserved break from working so hard all year), Tattlers reminisced about the highlights of 2021.
- she came back with a quick video of Wilby saying "wow" at some shrubs. No idea if it was Rachey herself filming, or if she'd outsourced his care to one of her employees, because whoever was filming was silent and not interacting with Wilby at all.
- Raq went out for a fancy meal in Exeter with the two Jos, like a work Christmas meal, but without Emily (who's a director of the women's centre and the only one who actually seems to do any kind of work there). Raq was clutching an Alexander McQueen bag that's a real steal at £1350, and wearing a Vivienne Westwood scarf (rough estimate by Tattlers put it at around £280). The meal was £36 a head, with Rancho having the main that has an extra £10 surcharge. Relatable. Then they had shots, with Rachey obviously just having a Coke as she doesn't drink Joyce apparently came to pick them up, however a local Tattler spotted that the photo of him in the car was taken in Paignton
- Christmas Eve and Betsy's hungover yet again. A very rare day out with all 6 kids - we think it's the first time this year! They went to some funfair type thing, but all the kids looked miserable as fuck, and Lula was whining about being disappointed. Then they were ice skating, with Raq filming with other people's children in the background. Safeguarding? Never heard of her, hun! Sister in law/former lover Hannah was along for the ride. Wilbert looked at some plants and squealed when he was taken away. At lunch, Josh was necking a pint and singing (apparently to help Edie with a quiz sheet), looking like a right tit.
- a repost from PA Jo, who received a load of Hotel Chocolat goodies for negotiating Raq's advert deal with Iconic.
- Edie was allowed to open a present early, and showed her true colours by being ungrateful, saying "it's fine" repeatedly, until eventually admitting that she'd wanted a bigger one of whatever it was. This is the kid who just last week was "melting hearts" by writing cards to the poor people from the launderette
- Joyce sat on a child's chair in the lounge and complained that Rancho hadn't replied to his Instagram messages (I mean, they live in the same house and love each other "so hard", so obviously Instagram is the obvious choice for contacting each other).
- grid post of delivering the donated gifts with Emily. Gotta be honest, I didn't actually watch it past the first five seconds of "I first became a single mum in 2010..."
- a secret spy on the Patreon account revealed that she had shared some CCTV footage (from the cameras that should be marked as an #ad) of Joyce creeping around outside the house in his birthday suit no news yet on what the ever living fuck he was doing with his mangina on show on the shared driveway.
- Christmas day in the patchwork palace brought footage of Wilby playing with his new signs. Then the kids (minus Edie) opening gifts on the sofa, with the girls centre stage while I and S were on the sidelines. Joyce was a massive mood hoover, coming in with a bin bag and moaning about the wrapping paper. Stabby Jo was there, withouther son. Hopefully Raq gave her a nice bonus for working Christmas day! Joyce settled in with a pint to cook the twelve millionth roast dinner of the year, and then served it up with his gravy that looked like gnat's piss (not even allowing people to put their own on). Some of the kids were in a different room to eat their dinner. There was an "annual family Xmas quiz" that's never been spoken of before, with half the participants sitting on the floor because the new lounge doesn't have enough seats.
- Boxing Day and Raq's showing off a new ugly coat and boots. Out for lunch, with Stabby Jo tagging along as well, followed by Wilby running around in the park. Again.
- meanwhile, Joyce posted the new watch that the most beautiful woman in his world bought him. £4,630 for a watch.
- Arsetrid came round, bearing home made gifts. After all the beautiful meals Astrid has cooked, Raq returned the favour by serving up ham, egg, chips and peas. AKA the "poor people food" she was slagging off a few weeks ago.
- In yet another display of how out of touch Racquelle is, she shared a video about government cuts and the effects on people on low incomes. Just days after showing off very expensive items bought for herself and her husband, and weeks after begging for donations from her followers. Just to bring home the point, she followed it up by bragging about sending gifts to a friend in Australia.
- a grid post of family Christmas photos from over the years. Basically showing the light disappearing from everyone's eyes as the income goes up and their privacy and dignity goes down.
- Tattle's Patreon spy #notvanessa shared a ramble that Raq had sent out, starting by saying she hates hearing Wilby cry at bedtime, and it's so difficult because he can't tell them what's wrong. It's ok though, because he calmed down and fell asleep while she was busy writing. Betsy won't be going to uni, as she doesn't enjoy education and wants to travel instead, so Raq will buy her a flight to Australia so she can go travelling with her mate who lives there. Seb has a girlfriend and might not be home for Christmas next year, which she says makes her sad, but we all know Seb is treated like a spare part, so she probably won't even notice if he's not there. The update then went on to yap about the donated gifts that she and Emily delivered, riddled with clichés about people living in social housing, "the area, the housing, the smells". All of which Rancid would be aware of if she'd either a) lived as a poverty stricken single mum, or b) done as much hands-on work with abused women as she says she has. A particular highlight was a completely made up story about arriving at the same time as a single mum who had to get her pram and shopping bags up concrete steps, past people smoking weed, to get to her flat. She probably saw the exact scenario on The Bill in 1998 and filed it away for future use.
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Last thread recap:
- Raychaellleee is a cunt.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- The business who made and sold the disgusting "love hard" jumpers have donated £1,660 to the Patchwork Shithole Launderette. That'll go nicely towards the cocktails for their Christmas party
- Seb had a mate round so Sloshy knocked on the door and said "stand by your beds". Thinks he's funny, innit?
- Bizarrely, Raq held her phone outside the loft hatch window to film herself and Wilby looking at the sea view (did everyone know she's got a sea view? She doesn't like to mention it). Then Joyce came up (no doubt on his arse to slide through the borrower door) to tell her that Wilbert carried his bowl of Cheerios upstairs to his room. Begs the question why a 2 year old is being left unattended long enough to do that?
- Not content with PayPal, Patreon, £15,000 of funding, and a fulfilled Amazon wishlist, she's back on the beg again. This time for stair gates for a family in need. She's added them to the wishlist
- the latest temptation to join the Patreon comes in the form of a video of Raq and Seb peeling potatoes and talking about what Seb might do when he leaves school (including "you could work for me and edit all my videos", as if that kid wants to spend any more time with his rancid stepmother than he has to). Then in came Joyce from a hard shift of scaring gulls down on the beach, and immediately he started having a go at Seb for not doing his jobs (even though he was at that very moment doing another job by helping with the cooking of yet another roast dinner).
- It was Emily's son's birthday, so in the way that only Rancho can, she wrote post and made it all about herself. Rach babe, he's 5, just say "happy birthday dude, hope you have a fab day".
- Awww, Edie's helping write cards to the women from the launderette (while being tokd what to write by Emily). Unfortunately instead of the traditional "merry Christmas" message, they had to include "we hope you like the presents we got you, we've put some vouchers in for you", no mention of the fact that it was all bought by followers
- Betsy and Emily are out in Bristol together. Emily hun, maybe get some mates your own age and stop hanging out with your boss' teenage daughter.
- While Raq was quiet (taking her well deserved break from working so hard all year), Tattlers reminisced about the highlights of 2021.
- she came back with a quick video of Wilby saying "wow" at some shrubs. No idea if it was Rachey herself filming, or if she'd outsourced his care to one of her employees, because whoever was filming was silent and not interacting with Wilby at all.
- Raq went out for a fancy meal in Exeter with the two Jos, like a work Christmas meal, but without Emily (who's a director of the women's centre and the only one who actually seems to do any kind of work there). Raq was clutching an Alexander McQueen bag that's a real steal at £1350, and wearing a Vivienne Westwood scarf (rough estimate by Tattlers put it at around £280). The meal was £36 a head, with Rancho having the main that has an extra £10 surcharge. Relatable. Then they had shots, with Rachey obviously just having a Coke as she doesn't drink
- Christmas Eve and Betsy's hungover yet again. A very rare day out with all 6 kids - we think it's the first time this year! They went to some funfair type thing, but all the kids looked miserable as fuck, and Lula was whining about being disappointed. Then they were ice skating, with Raq filming with other people's children in the background. Safeguarding? Never heard of her, hun! Sister in law/former lover Hannah was along for the ride. Wilbert looked at some plants and squealed when he was taken away. At lunch, Josh was necking a pint and singing (apparently to help Edie with a quiz sheet), looking like a right tit.
- a repost from PA Jo, who received a load of Hotel Chocolat goodies for negotiating Raq's advert deal with Iconic.
- Edie was allowed to open a present early, and showed her true colours by being ungrateful, saying "it's fine" repeatedly, until eventually admitting that she'd wanted a bigger one of whatever it was. This is the kid who just last week was "melting hearts" by writing cards to the poor people from the launderette
- Joyce sat on a child's chair in the lounge and complained that Rancho hadn't replied to his Instagram messages (I mean, they live in the same house and love each other "so hard", so obviously Instagram is the obvious choice for contacting each other).
- grid post of delivering the donated gifts with Emily. Gotta be honest, I didn't actually watch it past the first five seconds of "I first became a single mum in 2010..."
- a secret spy on the Patreon account revealed that she had shared some CCTV footage (from the cameras that should be marked as an #ad) of Joyce creeping around outside the house in his birthday suit
- Christmas day in the patchwork palace brought footage of Wilby playing with his new signs. Then the kids (minus Edie) opening gifts on the sofa, with the girls centre stage while I and S were on the sidelines. Joyce was a massive mood hoover, coming in with a bin bag and moaning about the wrapping paper. Stabby Jo was there, withouther son. Hopefully Raq gave her a nice bonus for working Christmas day! Joyce settled in with a pint to cook the twelve millionth roast dinner of the year, and then served it up with his gravy that looked like gnat's piss (not even allowing people to put their own on). Some of the kids were in a different room to eat their dinner. There was an "annual family Xmas quiz" that's never been spoken of before, with half the participants sitting on the floor because the new lounge doesn't have enough seats.
- Boxing Day and Raq's showing off a new ugly coat and boots. Out for lunch, with Stabby Jo tagging along as well, followed by Wilby running around in the park. Again.
- meanwhile, Joyce posted the new watch that the most beautiful woman in his world bought him. £4,630 for a watch.
- Arsetrid came round, bearing home made gifts. After all the beautiful meals Astrid has cooked, Raq returned the favour by serving up ham, egg, chips and peas. AKA the "poor people food" she was slagging off a few weeks ago.
- In yet another display of how out of touch Racquelle is, she shared a video about government cuts and the effects on people on low incomes. Just days after showing off very expensive items bought for herself and her husband, and weeks after begging for donations from her followers. Just to bring home the point, she followed it up by bragging about sending gifts to a friend in Australia.
- a grid post of family Christmas photos from over the years. Basically showing the light disappearing from everyone's eyes as the income goes up and their privacy and dignity goes down.
- Tattle's Patreon spy #notvanessa shared a ramble that Raq had sent out, starting by saying she hates hearing Wilby cry at bedtime, and it's so difficult because he can't tell them what's wrong. It's ok though, because he calmed down and fell asleep while she was busy writing. Betsy won't be going to uni, as she doesn't enjoy education and wants to travel instead, so Raq will buy her a flight to Australia so she can go travelling with her mate who lives there. Seb has a girlfriend and might not be home for Christmas next year, which she says makes her sad, but we all know Seb is treated like a spare part, so she probably won't even notice if he's not there. The update then went on to yap about the donated gifts that she and Emily delivered, riddled with clichés about people living in social housing, "the area, the housing, the smells". All of which Rancid would be aware of if she'd either a) lived as a poverty stricken single mum, or b) done as much hands-on work with abused women as she says she has. A particular highlight was a completely made up story about arriving at the same time as a single mum who had to get her pram and shopping bags up concrete steps, past people smoking weed, to get to her flat. She probably saw the exact scenario on The Bill in 1998 and filed it away for future use.
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page