Lucyinthesky88
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CooperDooper
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Ex hun here. Been reading this for months and finally had enough. I was blocked on insta when I'd never commented on her posts, but had a second account. Today I asked why they had cried for 6 weeks, as being an SEN parent myself, I felt that was implying our children are lesser people. Guess what, blocked again. So I've joined tattle life!
Total convert!
Total convert!
DipsyDoodle
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And here we are Tattlers, thread 100 on Rancid Rachey!
Thread title goes again to the fabulous @Lucyinthesky88 , the full version was
A gram of sherbet, an ounce of hash,
It’s amazing what you can buy with PayPal cash! (allegedly).
A caged bird, a skinful of espresso martini and the resultant beer fear for you babe!
Last thread recap:
- Raq is still a CUNT
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
The ad total for September was 22 plus 2 plugs for her book at 99p.
- some company has gifted a load of t-shirts for the women's centre. Apparently "loads of women" are accessing it now (Raq mate, your employees and hangers-on don't really count).
- Time for the dots of doom
she's so sad that she only has to take Edie to school now, even though she's spent the last god knows how many years complaining every single day about having to take the kids to school. She learned "so much" about Joyce when they were away at Herpes Lodge. They've got "stuff" going on at home with Wilby and if it was 2016 she'd come on and talk about it but now people are so horrible online that she doesn't want them to know about it (what was different in 2016 Rach? Was that before you started stealing money off people to fund your lifestyle, and then refused to answer where it had gone?). Raq reckons that if it was an ex boyfriend doing the things "trolls" do they'd be in prison. Ok hun. I mean, I would have thought that collecting an unknown amount of money and pretending to spend it helping people when really you're buying a house, shit cardigans, braces, botox and every subscription going would also get you put in prison, but here we are 
she reckons that people are repeatedly ringing 'her' building inspector, the kids' schools, the kids' work, Josh's work, brands and charities that she works with, Torbay council and the NSPCC. She says that children are dying through not being looked after properly because ALL THE SOCIAL WORKERS ARE LOOKING INTO ME. Yes Rancho, you're SO important that every single social worker in the country are investigating claims about you. It's all a feminist issue of course, because being a twat on Instagram is primarily a female-led "industry", so of course other women have to bring each other down she reckons her biggest troll was in her house until December, Josh made her a tuna sandwich and she'd given her money. Rachey, please pay attention... VANESSA IS NOT LUCY. The last time you made that accusation Vanessa contacted the police about you, so you should know that you need to be mindful of what you're accusing. Raq's been talking to Knee Deep, you know, the one who's teeth she took the piss out of that time. So kind! Trolls are all bitter, jealous and/or unwell (nice dig at mental health there Raq).
- After a long ramble that was so emotional she almost squeezed out a tear (not quite though, must try harder), it was straight into an advert for Child's Farm products. Featuring Wilbert in the bath, naked. So complaining about being reported to children's services, followed by sharing video of your toddler naked. Also, how sad that it takes a paid advert for her to bath her son, we all know she hates doing it and has even admitted to lying to Josh that she has to "work" to get out of it. This was followed by a video of Edie asleep, more top content from the queen of safeguarding.
- New day, new pretend content of Wilby having set up some of the sweet subscription boxes on the bins. Then for about the second time in Wilby's life, Raq sat on the floor and played with him!
- An advert for Milk & More, including a dig at her mum who abandoned her when she was 4 at least she managed to tidy up the shit tip of a doorstep, it's amazing what this woman can bother to do when she's charging a fee!
- Yet again filming Edie as she sleeps
and pointing out a leak in her bedroom. Next to a plug. With lights plugged in and switched on.
- Rancid Rach, defender of the vulnerable and fighter of trolls, posted a screenshot from Katie Price's Instagram of someone calling her a cunt. The same Katie Price who just had a car accident while drink and drug driving while banned and therefore not insured. Yeah.
- After working a night shift, Joyce had to then do the school run, and also take Wilbert, because how can Raq possibly look after her toddler all by herself for the time it takes Joyce to pop Edie to school?
- Despite working "so hard, like the hardest ever", Raq bravely found time to lie on the sofa watching daytime telly and "sobbing".
- Joyce can't even have a cup of tea and look at his birds in peace without being filmed. He's all but given up the hobby he used to love, looking at books and his caged birds in the garden instead of the birdwatching trips he used to have.
- poor bastard Joyce was trying to get some kip after his night shift, but Ratchet had to be RIGHT THERE NEXT TO HIM, claiming he couldn't sleep without her. Maybe he can't sleep because you're sat there talking and filming him the huns never seem to wonder where Wilby is while R and J are up in the loft in the daytime.
- while she was being unhealthily attached to Sloshy Joshy, Emily was busy down at the storage unit sorting stuff out for the poor people who will be coming to the women's centre and won't have anything and need nice things.
- Raq filmed Wilby in the kitchen, eating a lolly and watching something on a tablet. Makes a change from being slumped on the sofa I guess.
- She's dragged out a topless Seb again while Betsy is off on a late night drive with a mate.
- Bit of a quiet day for Raq on her stories, apart from Josh putting a product in Wilby's hair (?), and then talking about trying to be less confrontational with the kids. Rach then said (out of his earshot) that he'd spoken about it with his therapist. Nothing wrong with having therapy, what is wrong is that his wife has chosen to tell all 200,000 of her closest friends (and biggest trolls) about it.
- Ratchet shared the victim impact statement of Sarah Everard's mother, with a broken heart emoji. The bestselling author and crusader against violence against women can't even find any words of her own
- Another text message exchange screenshot and shared, this time blaming Betsy for the nit comb being missing. Honestly, the high drama in Hambleton-Marshall-etc towers never bloody ends! Then another text exchange about the nit comb, this time with Seb (top marks to that lad for calling her Raq). Apparently everyone's been asking where she got her glasses, presumably so they can avoid them like the plague because they are fucking vile.
- another post about Sarah Everard simply lifted from someone else, with no intelligent insight added by Ratshit.
- Rancid and Stabby Jo are planning a Halloween party, is that whatever the dodgy wig and comedy glasses are far? But poor Rach, her circle is so tiny that she's only got 26 best friends to invite. R was inexplicably doing this in Edie's bed while Jo put the laundry away and tried on flower crowns.
- Ratshit and Wilby went out in matching North Face jackets to go and meet Jeremy the estate agent. The one that R and Emily ripped the piss out of a few months ago. Supermum Raq doesn't need to bother holding his hand or putting reins on him, she prefers to let him run wild next to a road. Then she shared some crap about small businesses, which if course resulted in the owner frothing at the gash over Rancho being so amazing to have shared it. It's an Instagram reel hun, she hasn't performed brain surgery (although a lot of the huns seem to be lobotomized).
- Rachey took Wibbly to soft play, and let him walk around holding a biscuit. Then it was back to the Patchwork Palace for lunch, with Wilby more interested in whatever screen he was watching than his toast.
- R shared some bollocks from someone who wants to meet her for a coffee. The caption ended with "If you can often kind words, a kind gesture or a kind heart keep yourself to yourself"
u ok hun?
- Rachey filmed Josh in the car, talking about a mess Wilbert made with a sausage roll. Wilbur was in the back with a bottle of milk and his live in nanny Stabby Jo was also there. Joyce has finished his nights and has the weekend off. Like just about every other weekend ever.
- Josh, looking like he'd been dipped in Ronseal, mimed stuffing the chicken and looked remarkably like he was trying to give it a good fingerblast
of course it's for another roast, because they've only had 14 this week. Sloshy Joshy was on the beer this time, even though they don't drink around the boys.
- Rancid shared a couple more posts about Sarah Everard, this time she couldn't even muster a broken heart emoji.
- Yet another covertly filmed video, this time of Seb talking about how Lula is settling in to her new school. It's great that she's doing well, but WHY DO YOU NEED TO SECRETLY FILM CONVERSATIONS AND SHARE THEM?
- Wilbert stacked the cushions off the hideous gifted sofa.
- she's finally shared a bit of progress on the decoration of the lounge.
- grid post about Lula and how much she's struggled since starting secondary school, including a bit about Betsy ringing the school and "demanding a meeting" while R and J were off on the poverty porn tour (because all schools would speak to a 16 year old sibling, wouldn't they). Raq reckons she's ignored Lula's issues for about 6 years. The woman who "worked with autism and Asperger's for 18 years, constantly trained in both diagnosis".
- Edie fed Wilby sherbet and it wasn't even 10am. Wonder where she gets the idea it's ok to stuff him full of sugar? She filmed it all as well, just like her mummy!
- They're off to the bird show in Brum, that Raq won't be interested in but she can't possibly let Joyce go by himself.
- another post about Lula, nothing like oversharing what your anxiety ridden 12 year old is going through for content. She's even made it a highlight!
- and another grid post, this time about Wilby and how R and J have "cried every day for 6 weeks about him", and she's not sharing too much about him so that people on the internet can't be horrible. Never mind the fact he's had a camera shoved in his face since the second he exited her uterus, and just the other day was shown naked in the bath to flog baby toiletries. But they love their kids so hard that they've fucked off alone for the second weekend in a row.
- Rachey filmed herself walking around the corridor in the hotel, and took a mirror selfie holding a glass of wine (or maybe Ribena, seeing as she doesn't drink). Then more panicky walking around the corridors because Josh LEFT HER to go to the car, and she was worried that if he's out of her sight for more than 15 seconds he'll be off having a bunk up in a bush with another woman (don't worry babe, no fucker else would have him). She's not sure how she gets through life with 6 kids in tow. Spoiler alert - she doesn't! Always surrounded by paid help and palming the kids off on anyone who will have them. They went to a restaurant and sat in a pod, "it's just like a caravan!" said Rachey. A bit different to a freebie holiday in a hun's back garden though, innit however in the next photo she was sat outside and wearing a completely different top 
Josh looked like he'd been playing with her make up and had a go with the Iconic contouring kit nive work Joyce, can you give us a tutorial?
- Josh was FUCKING HAMMERED, singing in the pod like a cringy pissed up uncle at a wedding then it was back to the hotel, both slaughtered (BUT SHE DOESN'T DRINK GUYS), probably for some role play of pretending to not know each other and in a room they've paid for by the hour. *shudder*
- Turns out the bird show wasn't actually until Sunday, so there was no real need to piss off out of the house so early on Saturday, other than escaping the kids for as loyas possible. Raq confirmed that she'd managed to force herself to drink an espresso martini, such a hero! Although judging by the state of her, she managed to force down a lot more alcohol.
- Off to the bird show, and one of the pair that Joyce was going to buy has died. Of course Rancid took the piss, about the cage he had for taking them home in.
- it's PA Jo's 40th! So she was treated to a true Rach style post - all about me, me, me. "Thanks for loving my kids and being my lackey and and selling my old crap on Facebook for me".
- Despite being absolutely steaming the night before, PC Pigeon Legs was bright eyed, bushy tailed and driving to the show, probably still over the limit
- R filmed Josh having a phone conversation with another bird fancier, about some cages he was picking up. Then took the piss out of "Donald", who probably didn't know his call was being recorded for entertainment purposes. On to the show and it's "like an Ed Sheeran concert, except they're all carrying bird cages". Not sure what else she expected to be honest.
- Rancho spent her time filming and taking the piss, saying she didn't know what was going on. She zoomed in on a cage, clearly showing the name and mobile number of the person selling the birds. All the safeguarding training and she's not learned a single thing
more filming and belittling of Joyce and his hobby. PC Merlot brought a bird to put in his cage, which Rancid sounded thrilled about. Again, what did she think was the point of going?
- She shared a post about people missing all the little jobs that mothers do, without acknowledging that she has mates/paid employees to do everything for her.
- they arrived home, and speaking of her skivvies, Stabby Jo was giving Wilby his tea. Josh gave her a kiss, no doubt she'll be joining them in the loft later for a bit of role play for the first time Wilbert looked pleased to see them, unfortunately Rvwas too busy filming to pick him up for a cuddle.
- A bit of CCTV footage of Betsy walking up the drive and talking to the camera, like she's been conditioned to.
- then a text exchange with Be Kind Betsy about being hungover, with Rancho saying "this is why I don't drink", despite being absolutely slaughtered the night before (and I thought you always said that you didn't like the taste?).
- A Tattler shared a screenshot of a post from someone on the Ask Torbay Facebook group about volunteering in a DA setting, and said they had tried to contact Raq to enquire about working at the Patchwork launderette but had not received a reply. Still ignoring messages unless they're about sending a freebie or asking where her cardigan is from.
- Speaking of the launderette/cafe/drop in centre, it seems from Emily's stories that she's doing all the donkey work, probably so that if it all goes tits up Raq can claim it was all Emily and she had no idea what was happening.
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Thread title goes again to the fabulous @Lucyinthesky88 , the full version was
A gram of sherbet, an ounce of hash,
It’s amazing what you can buy with PayPal cash! (allegedly).
A caged bird, a skinful of espresso martini and the resultant beer fear for you babe!
Last thread recap:
- Raq is still a CUNT
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
The ad total for September was 22 plus 2 plugs for her book at 99p.
- some company has gifted a load of t-shirts for the women's centre. Apparently "loads of women" are accessing it now (Raq mate, your employees and hangers-on don't really count).
- Time for the dots of doom
she's so sad that she only has to take Edie to school now, even though she's spent the last god knows how many years complaining every single day about having to take the kids to school. She learned "so much" about Joyce when they were away at Herpes Lodge. They've got "stuff" going on at home with Wilby and if it was 2016 she'd come on and talk about it but now people are so horrible online that she doesn't want them to know about it (what was different in 2016 Rach? Was that before you started stealing money off people to fund your lifestyle, and then refused to answer where it had gone?). Raq reckons that if it was an ex boyfriend doing the things "trolls" do they'd be in prison. Ok hun. I mean, I would have thought that collecting an unknown amount of money and pretending to spend it helping people when really you're buying a house, shit cardigans, braces, botox and every subscription going would also get you put in prison, but here we are she reckons that people are repeatedly ringing 'her' building inspector, the kids' schools, the kids' work, Josh's work, brands and charities that she works with, Torbay council and the NSPCC. She says that children are dying through not being looked after properly because ALL THE SOCIAL WORKERS ARE LOOKING INTO ME. Yes Rancho, you're SO important that every single social worker in the country are investigating claims about you. It's all a feminist issue of course, because being a twat on Instagram is primarily a female-led "industry", so of course other women have to bring each other down she reckons her biggest troll was in her house until December, Josh made her a tuna sandwich and she'd given her money. Rachey, please pay attention... VANESSA IS NOT LUCY. The last time you made that accusation Vanessa contacted the police about you, so you should know that you need to be mindful of what you're accusing. Raq's been talking to Knee Deep, you know, the one who's teeth she took the piss out of that time. So kind! Trolls are all bitter, jealous and/or unwell (nice dig at mental health there Raq).- After a long ramble that was so emotional she almost squeezed out a tear (not quite though, must try harder), it was straight into an advert for Child's Farm products. Featuring Wilbert in the bath, naked. So complaining about being reported to children's services, followed by sharing video of your toddler naked. Also, how sad that it takes a paid advert for her to bath her son, we all know she hates doing it and has even admitted to lying to Josh that she has to "work" to get out of it. This was followed by a video of Edie asleep, more top content from the queen of safeguarding.
- New day, new pretend content of Wilby having set up some of the sweet subscription boxes on the bins. Then for about the second time in Wilby's life, Raq sat on the floor and played with him!
- An advert for Milk & More, including a dig at her mum who abandoned her when she was 4
at least she managed to tidy up the shit tip of a doorstep, it's amazing what this woman can bother to do when she's charging a fee! - Yet again filming Edie as she sleeps
and pointing out a leak in her bedroom. Next to a plug. With lights plugged in and switched on. - Rancid Rach, defender of the vulnerable and fighter of trolls, posted a screenshot from Katie Price's Instagram of someone calling her a cunt. The same Katie Price who just had a car accident while drink and drug driving while banned and therefore not insured. Yeah.
- After working a night shift, Joyce had to then do the school run, and also take Wilbert, because how can Raq possibly look after her toddler all by herself for the time it takes Joyce to pop Edie to school?
- Despite working "so hard, like the hardest ever", Raq bravely found time to lie on the sofa watching daytime telly and "sobbing".
- Joyce can't even have a cup of tea and look at his birds in peace without being filmed. He's all but given up the hobby he used to love, looking at books and his caged birds in the garden instead of the birdwatching trips he used to have.
- poor bastard Joyce was trying to get some kip after his night shift, but Ratchet had to be RIGHT THERE NEXT TO HIM, claiming he couldn't sleep without her. Maybe he can't sleep because you're sat there talking and filming him
the huns never seem to wonder where Wilby is while R and J are up in the loft in the daytime.- while she was being unhealthily attached to Sloshy Joshy, Emily was busy down at the storage unit sorting stuff out for the poor people who will be coming to the women's centre and won't have anything and need nice things.
- Raq filmed Wilby in the kitchen, eating a lolly and watching something on a tablet. Makes a change from being slumped on the sofa I guess.
- She's dragged out a topless Seb again
while Betsy is off on a late night drive with a mate.- Bit of a quiet day for Raq on her stories, apart from Josh putting a product in Wilby's hair (?), and then talking about trying to be less confrontational with the kids. Rach then said (out of his earshot) that he'd spoken about it with his therapist. Nothing wrong with having therapy, what is wrong is that his wife has chosen to tell all 200,000 of her closest friends (and biggest trolls) about it.
- Ratchet shared the victim impact statement of Sarah Everard's mother, with a broken heart emoji. The bestselling author and crusader against violence against women can't even find any words of her own
- Another text message exchange screenshot and shared, this time blaming Betsy for the nit comb being missing. Honestly, the high drama in Hambleton-Marshall-etc towers never bloody ends! Then another text exchange about the nit comb, this time with Seb (top marks to that lad for calling her Raq
). Apparently everyone's been asking where she got her glasses, presumably so they can avoid them like the plague because they are fucking vile.- another post about Sarah Everard simply lifted from someone else, with no intelligent insight added by Ratshit.
- Rancid and Stabby Jo are planning a Halloween party, is that whatever the dodgy wig and comedy glasses are far? But poor Rach, her circle is so tiny that she's only got 26 best friends to invite. R was inexplicably doing this in Edie's bed while Jo put the laundry away and tried on flower crowns.
- Ratshit and Wilby went out in matching North Face jackets to go and meet Jeremy the estate agent. The one that R and Emily ripped the piss out of a few months ago. Supermum Raq doesn't need to bother holding his hand or putting reins on him, she prefers to let him run wild next to a road. Then she shared some crap about small businesses, which if course resulted in the owner frothing at the gash over Rancho being so amazing to have shared it. It's an Instagram reel hun, she hasn't performed brain surgery (although a lot of the huns seem to be lobotomized).
- Rachey took Wibbly to soft play, and let him walk around holding a biscuit. Then it was back to the Patchwork Palace for lunch, with Wilby more interested in whatever screen he was watching than his toast.
- R shared some bollocks from someone who wants to meet her for a coffee. The caption ended with "If you can often kind words, a kind gesture or a kind heart keep yourself to yourself"
u ok hun?- Rachey filmed Josh in the car, talking about a mess Wilbert made with a sausage roll. Wilbur was in the back with a bottle of milk and his live in nanny Stabby Jo was also there. Joyce has finished his nights and has the weekend off. Like just about every other weekend ever.
- Josh, looking like he'd been dipped in Ronseal, mimed stuffing the chicken and looked remarkably like he was trying to give it a good fingerblast
of course it's for another roast, because they've only had 14 this week. Sloshy Joshy was on the beer this time, even though they don't drink around the boys. - Rancid shared a couple more posts about Sarah Everard, this time she couldn't even muster a broken heart emoji.
- Yet another covertly filmed video, this time of Seb talking about how Lula is settling in to her new school. It's great that she's doing well, but WHY DO YOU NEED TO SECRETLY FILM CONVERSATIONS AND SHARE THEM?
- Wilbert stacked the cushions off the hideous gifted sofa.
- she's finally shared a bit of progress on the decoration of the lounge.
- grid post about Lula and how much she's struggled since starting secondary school, including a bit about Betsy ringing the school and "demanding a meeting" while R and J were off on the poverty porn tour (because all schools would speak to a 16 year old sibling, wouldn't they
). Raq reckons she's ignored Lula's issues for about 6 years. The woman who "worked with autism and Asperger's for 18 years, constantly trained in both diagnosis".- Edie fed Wilby sherbet and it wasn't even 10am. Wonder where she gets the idea it's ok to stuff him full of sugar? She filmed it all as well, just like her mummy!
- They're off to the bird show in Brum, that Raq won't be interested in but she can't possibly let Joyce go by himself.
- another post about Lula, nothing like oversharing what your anxiety ridden 12 year old is going through for content. She's even made it a highlight!
- and another grid post, this time about Wilby and how R and J have "cried every day for 6 weeks about him", and she's not sharing too much about him so that people on the internet can't be horrible. Never mind the fact he's had a camera shoved in his face since the second he exited her uterus, and just the other day was shown naked in the bath to flog baby toiletries. But they love their kids so hard that they've fucked off alone for the second weekend in a row.
- Rachey filmed herself walking around the corridor in the hotel, and took a mirror selfie holding a glass of wine (or maybe Ribena, seeing as she doesn't drink). Then more panicky walking around the corridors because Josh LEFT HER to go to the car, and she was worried that if he's out of her sight for more than 15 seconds he'll be off having a bunk up in a bush with another woman (don't worry babe, no fucker else would have him). She's not sure how she gets through life with 6 kids in tow. Spoiler alert - she doesn't! Always surrounded by paid help and palming the kids off on anyone who will have them. They went to a restaurant and sat in a pod, "it's just like a caravan!" said Rachey. A bit different to a freebie holiday in a hun's back garden though, innit
however in the next photo she was sat outside and wearing a completely different top Josh looked like he'd been playing with her make up and had a go with the Iconic contouring kit nive work Joyce, can you give us a tutorial?- Josh was FUCKING HAMMERED, singing in the pod like a cringy pissed up uncle at a wedding
then it was back to the hotel, both slaughtered (BUT SHE DOESN'T DRINK GUYS), probably for some role play of pretending to not know each other and in a room they've paid for by the hour. *shudder*- Turns out the bird show wasn't actually until Sunday, so there was no real need to piss off out of the house so early on Saturday, other than escaping the kids for as loyas possible. Raq confirmed that she'd managed to force herself to drink an espresso martini, such a hero! Although judging by the state of her, she managed to force down a lot more alcohol.
- Off to the bird show, and one of the pair that Joyce was going to buy has died. Of course Rancid took the piss, about the cage he had for taking them home in.
- it's PA Jo's 40th! So she was treated to a true Rach style post - all about me, me, me. "Thanks for loving my kids and being my lackey and and selling my old crap on Facebook for me".
- Despite being absolutely steaming the night before, PC Pigeon Legs was bright eyed, bushy tailed and driving to the show, probably still over the limit
- R filmed Josh having a phone conversation with another bird fancier, about some cages he was picking up. Then took the piss out of "Donald", who probably didn't know his call was being recorded for entertainment purposes. On to the show and it's "like an Ed Sheeran concert, except they're all carrying bird cages". Not sure what else she expected to be honest.
- Rancho spent her time filming and taking the piss, saying she didn't know what was going on. She zoomed in on a cage, clearly showing the name and mobile number of the person selling the birds. All the safeguarding training and she's not learned a single thing
more filming and belittling of Joyce and his hobby. PC Merlot brought a bird to put in his cage, which Rancid sounded thrilled about. Again, what did she think was the point of going? - She shared a post about people missing all the little jobs that mothers do, without acknowledging that she has mates/paid employees to do everything for her.
- they arrived home, and speaking of her skivvies, Stabby Jo was giving Wilby his tea. Josh gave her a kiss, no doubt she'll be joining them in the loft later for a bit of role play
for the first time Wilbert looked pleased to see them, unfortunately Rvwas too busy filming to pick him up for a cuddle.- A bit of CCTV footage of Betsy walking up the drive and talking to the camera, like she's been conditioned to.
- then a text exchange with Be Kind Betsy about being hungover, with Rancho saying "this is why I don't drink", despite being absolutely slaughtered the night before (and I thought you always said that you didn't like the taste?).
- A Tattler shared a screenshot of a post from someone on the Ask Torbay Facebook group about volunteering in a DA setting, and said they had tried to contact Raq to enquire about working at the Patchwork launderette but had not received a reply. Still ignoring messages unless they're about sending a freebie or asking where her cardigan is from.
- Speaking of the launderette/cafe/drop in centre, it seems from Emily's stories that she's doing all the donkey work, probably so that if it all goes tits up Raq can claim it was all Emily and she had no idea what was happening.
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Aunt Sally
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First post here so be kind ( excuse the pun ) she shares a post on her stories regarding a Netflix series about abuse ( MAID) then follows that with a known abuser ( Rolf Harris) painting the queen. She really has no clue how she triggers her followers. I’ve contacted her multiple times before, regarding help leaving an abusive marriage and not once received a reply. Not even signposted to an organisation that could of helped. She’s actually witnessed me being verbally & physically abused right next to her queuing for ice creams in goodrington and she turned the other way and ignored it. She is a complete charlatan.
No such swanning around for me I'm afraid.My Sunday started badly at just after midnight, when my 22 yr old son who had cancer treatment earlier in the year, told me he had found new lumps in his neck. An hour of talking/crying with him with him before us both being able to settle.
Woken at 5.30am by my daughter having an anxiety attack due to her covid jab side-effects. Anxiety causing tics so bad, she looked like she was having seizures. Sat and settled her for 45 mins. Slept for an hour then the dogs needed letting out.
All of this. On my own. Always.
I realise this isn't very relevant, but this woman honestly doesn't understand the hardships of parenting. She's much like my ex, who is also a narcissist btw
Woken at 5.30am by my daughter having an anxiety attack due to her covid jab side-effects. Anxiety causing tics so bad, she looked like she was having seizures. Sat and settled her for 45 mins. Slept for an hour then the dogs needed letting out.
All of this. On my own. Always.
I realise this isn't very relevant, but this woman honestly doesn't understand the hardships of parenting. She's much like my ex, who is also a narcissist btw
FridaK
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I’m just going to say this, because I can. She has 6 children, one toddler who almost certainly has additional needs, one pre teen who has emotional difficulties bad enough to flagged by school and moved. Neither boys are performing well at school either (Seb needs extra English tuition, his spelling and grammar are shocking for year 11.) Little Edie who is a star frankly but increasingly over looked and Betsy picking up the slack she and Josh aren’t capable of doing.
She has Emily in the women’s centre being paid with god knows what money and already not being honest about extra funding. Her last book was a flop, Sunday Times bestseller sticker or not. Her Husband is a functioning alcoholic and people come through her home like a youth centre. The house itself is inside out, upside down and falling to pieces. She has people from her personal life attacking her left, right and centre about countless things and a hundred bloody threads on here.
If people pay for her to undertake another venture that takes her away from all of that. I’ve got nothing but shame for them and anyone indulging this in her ‘circle,’ needs to shake themselves out. (I’ve said this actually for her benefit as much as everyone else’s .) Stupid people I swear to God
She has Emily in the women’s centre being paid with god knows what money and already not being honest about extra funding. Her last book was a flop, Sunday Times bestseller sticker or not. Her Husband is a functioning alcoholic and people come through her home like a youth centre. The house itself is inside out, upside down and falling to pieces. She has people from her personal life attacking her left, right and centre about countless things and a hundred bloody threads on here.
If people pay for her to undertake another venture that takes her away from all of that. I’ve got nothing but shame for them and anyone indulging this in her ‘circle,’ needs to shake themselves out. (I’ve said this actually for her benefit as much as everyone else’s .) Stupid people I swear to God
I’mThankyou_
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She's seriously deluded isn't she.. all tiers are the same but if you love her you'll pay more.
You not taken enough of your followers money hun?
You not taken enough of your followers money hun?
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DipsyDoodle
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I'm sorry guys, I regret to inform you that there won't be a full recap of the podcast clips on the next thread, it's so painfully cringey I can't bring myself to listen to the whole thing! Fun fact: when I was pregnant and very overdue, my sister in law decided to give me a sweep (she is a midwife btw, she wasn't randomly sticking her hand up my hooha). She still says now it was the roughest sweep she's ever done in 25 years of midwifery (because she wanted to make sure she'd done as much as she possibly could to get me to start labour without being induced), and I still think it was more entertaining than Rancid's fucking podcast
FridaK
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HIIIIII
Just thought I’d come on to let you all know that after months of sheer hard work BEHIND THE SCENES from my besties and team of wonderful humans on Tattle (I’d tag you in but I want to take the credit myself.) I had a morning meeting with the kindest person Mark Zuckerburg
and we agreed that it’s time to delete Facebook and Instagram.
It was MY dream and I’m so grateful for all of you that have commented on this thread for helping ME achieve it and save the mental health of every single teen in the world that will not have to grow up feeling the pressure of living up to other’s expectations. You’ve also enabled ME to save a hundreds of now former Mumfluencers children from not having to have counselling in their twenties and thirties when they realise they were sold for the price of a house, weekends away and capsule wardrobes. Fortunately, thanks to Myself, Mark and MY incredible team, the term ‘these squares,’ will no longer exist, along with cleaning reels, Primark hauls and Iconic makeup tutorials. No more will we have to see crying toddlers and half naked teenagers. I’m so proud of MYSELF.
I’ve set up a Go Fund Me in my name to help the (now former) shitfluencers get through this time. Please go to the link in bio, don’t read the small print and donate vast amount of money that you probably don’t have. As a society, we do not want to fail those in need
Just off to eat my roast and give it one of them in the washing up bowl
Just thought I’d come on to let you all know that after months of sheer hard work BEHIND THE SCENES from my besties and team of wonderful humans on Tattle (I’d tag you in but I want to take the credit myself.) I had a morning meeting with the kindest person Mark Zuckerburg
and we agreed that it’s time to delete Facebook and Instagram. It was MY dream and I’m so grateful for all of you that have commented on this thread for helping ME achieve it and save the mental health of every single teen in the world that will not have to grow up feeling the pressure of living up to other’s expectations. You’ve also enabled ME to save a hundreds of now former Mumfluencers children from not having to have counselling in their twenties and thirties when they realise they were sold for the price of a house, weekends away and capsule wardrobes. Fortunately, thanks to Myself, Mark and MY incredible team, the term ‘these squares,’ will no longer exist, along with cleaning reels, Primark hauls and Iconic makeup tutorials. No more will we have to see crying toddlers and half naked teenagers. I’m so proud of MYSELF.
I’ve set up a Go Fund Me in my name to help the (now former) shitfluencers get through this time. Please go to the link in bio, don’t read the small print and donate vast amount of money that you probably don’t have. As a society, we do not want to fail those in need
Just off to eat my roast and give it one of them in the washing up bowl
Lucyinthesky88
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I think this is my 3rd title in a row and it’s the 100th and it’s my birthday eve 
does life get better?
and it’s the 100th and it’s my birthday eve does life get better?
FairySparkles
Member
Honestly, R and her huns are just nauseating I want to feel sorry for them but then feel, nah, if they're that gullible and THAT sucked in, they deserve it.
Even if you didn't believe what you read on here, didn't believe anything the 'trolls' post, her own bloody videos show you all you need to know!
She isn't a great mum at all. She exploits those kids for all they're worth. She proudly shows off in her OWN POSTED VIDEOS, when they are at their most vulnerable, upset, private conversations, periods fgs
she even posted a video to her grid the other day with the video playing, solely focused on her pjs and clearly covertly filming her step sons conversation, yet that still got 18k 'likes'. What the f is wrong these people? Since when did kids wants, needs, respect, trust, go out the window just for content and likes on social media?
The same goes for anyone who thinks her and Sloshy are 'goals'. No matter what you think of him, the guy can't shit in peace. She states herself how she will text him '200 times a day' when he's at work. He has no friends and the hobby he used to enjoy, now has a tag along in the form that is his wife. If he wants to see his brids, then he no longer needs to go any further then his back garden. Talks shit behind his back all the time, including about him going to therapy! Disgusting. And still, even if you thought all that was BS (despite posted in her own stories!), look at that bloody bloke!!!! How much he's aged, how much he drinks to cope. That is not a happy man, relationship or 'couple goals'. That is really sad
They are all enabling morons and should be ashamed of themselves. Ironically , the one thing they think she stands for, is the one thing they're all enabling. Honestly never felt the words 'hiding in plain sight' more appropriate then with this cunt.
I want to feel sorry for them but then feel, nah, if they're that gullible and THAT sucked in, they deserve it.Even if you didn't believe what you read on here, didn't believe anything the 'trolls' post, her own bloody videos show you all you need to know!
She isn't a great mum at all. She exploits those kids for all they're worth. She proudly shows off in her OWN POSTED VIDEOS, when they are at their most vulnerable, upset, private conversations, periods fgs
she even posted a video to her grid the other day with the video playing, solely focused on her pjs and clearly covertly filming her step sons conversation, yet that still got 18k 'likes'. What the f is wrong these people? Since when did kids wants, needs, respect, trust, go out the window just for content and likes on social media?The same goes for anyone who thinks her and Sloshy are 'goals'. No matter what you think of him, the guy can't shit in peace. She states herself how she will text him '200 times a day' when he's at work. He has no friends and the hobby he used to enjoy, now has a tag along in the form that is his wife. If he wants to see his brids, then he no longer needs to go any further then his back garden. Talks shit behind his back all the time, including about him going to therapy! Disgusting. And still, even if you thought all that was BS (despite posted in her own stories!), look at that bloody bloke!!!! How much he's aged, how much he drinks to cope. That is not a happy man, relationship or 'couple goals'. That is really sad
They are all enabling morons and should be ashamed of themselves. Ironically , the one thing they think she stands for, is the one thing they're all enabling. Honestly never felt the words 'hiding in plain sight' more appropriate then with this cunt.
Babyboos5
Chatty Member
Here’s a list of things you can do that are cheaper and/or better than Rach Patrishite
- donate £20 to literally any charity
- subscribe to one of the top 0.01% creator on only fans
- sponsor an endangered animals
- donate to the nsppc
- donate £20 a month for 10 months and you’ll have built a hand pump for clean water in a third world country
- buy 80 freddos
- buy a packet of nails and stick it in your eyes
- rip it up and pop it in the bin (will bring you more joy)
- donate £20 to literally any charity
- subscribe to one of the top 0.01% creator on only fans
- sponsor an endangered animals
- donate to the nsppc
- donate £20 a month for 10 months and you’ll have built a hand pump for clean water in a third world country
- buy 80 freddos
- buy a packet of nails and stick it in your eyes
- rip it up and pop it in the bin (will bring you more joy)
chickhicks86
VIP Member
Real life spotting of Ma Marshall. She is not in the pipes. I repeat, Ma Marshall is not in the pipes.
Rosalind96
Member
It made me feel quite sad to see all those birds in cages. I really don’t understand how you can love birds and be ok with them being cooped up like that, even just temporarily to show off to your old man mates. Is it not stressful for them to be in a little cage with a load of other birds all squawking away? I dunno, it just didn’t look nice for them. This is the ptwm hill I will apparently die on, fuck the misappropriated PayPal funds, the over sharing of her children, and even the fake refuge, I just want the birds to fly free
Hey because it was the 100 thread I decided to go back and have a look on the 1st thread (I wasn’t around for the start) I only read the 1st two pages and was laughing cause NOTHING has changed with her 
The 1st ever pages contained
.Car safety ie kids with no seatbelts
.Nobody in the house having respect for Josh
.Being besties with B instead of a parent
.Showing E naked in the bath
.Filming arguments
.The swearing from the kids (that were much younger then)
.T going to therapy
.Over sharing the kids
.And guess what a weekend away
I really am baffled with her
On a lighter note Happy Birthday @Lucyinthesky88 have a wonderful day
The 1st ever pages contained .Car safety ie kids with no seatbelts
.Nobody in the house having respect for Josh
.Being besties with B instead of a parent
.Showing E naked in the bath
.Filming arguments
.The swearing from the kids (that were much younger then)
.T going to therapy
.Over sharing the kids
.And guess what a weekend away
I really am baffled with her
On a lighter note Happy Birthday @Lucyinthesky88 have a wonderful day
essence_of_rock
VIP Member
Honestly! If a messaged my husband 200 times a day, sniffing the crotch of his pants and harassing the life out of him id be looking at further assessments. There’s anxiety about what your partner’s up to. Then there’s Kathy Bates meets Misery
Blink twice if you want out Joyce
Blink twice if you want out Joyce
Velvet Hour
Chatty Member
What exactly are we jealous of Rachel?
There’s clearly no love lost between you and the fathers of your daughters
Your eldest daughter speaks to you like rubbish
You tell thousands of followers your middle daughter is in therapy
Your youngest daughter seems to prefer the time she spends with her dad
Your steps sons are not yours - for all your posts claiming ‘my boys’ they have their own Mother
You clearly can’t trust your husband and he can’t trust you so you have an unhealthy relationship where you play the little girl who ‘forgets to eat’ and your husband likes to pretend he’s picking you up in a bar on a night out
You’re never happy with your lot - you’ve bought w home you seem to never want to spend time in
Your friends aren’t real friends ( just on the payroll ) so you’re essentially buying their friendship.
Really? What is it exactly people are jealous of!
There’s clearly no love lost between you and the fathers of your daughters
Your eldest daughter speaks to you like rubbish
You tell thousands of followers your middle daughter is in therapy
Your youngest daughter seems to prefer the time she spends with her dad
Your steps sons are not yours - for all your posts claiming ‘my boys’ they have their own Mother
You clearly can’t trust your husband and he can’t trust you so you have an unhealthy relationship where you play the little girl who ‘forgets to eat’ and your husband likes to pretend he’s picking you up in a bar on a night out
You’re never happy with your lot - you’ve bought w home you seem to never want to spend time in
Your friends aren’t real friends ( just on the payroll ) so you’re essentially buying their friendship.
Really? What is it exactly people are jealous of!
CabbageLegs
Member
Thread suggestion:
PayPal money is all long gone. Time to fleece the Huns with a Patreon.
PayPal money is all long gone. Time to fleece the Huns with a Patreon.
BettyCat20
VIP Member
The sewage that's been found in their pipes:
R's books
All of the shit she talks
Joyce's Balls
Vomit from B's boozing
R's drug stash
Joyce's sim card
Joyce's Apple Watch
T's lost stick insect
Seb's dignity
PayPal money
R's bullshit past
Gabriella
Please add anything that I've forgotten.......
R's books
All of the shit she talks
Joyce's Balls
Vomit from B's boozing
R's drug stash
Joyce's sim card
Joyce's Apple Watch
T's lost stick insect
Seb's dignity
PayPal money
R's bullshit past
Gabriella
Please add anything that I've forgotten.......