And here we are Tattlers, thread 100 on Rancid Rachey!
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A caged bird, a skinful of espresso martini and the resultant beer fear for you babe!
Last thread recap:
- Raq is still a bleep
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
The ad total for September was 22 plus 2 plugs for her book at 99p.
- some company has gifted a load of t-shirts for the women's centre. Apparently "loads of women" are accessing it now (Raq mate, your employees and hangers-on don't really count).
- Time for the dots of doom
she's so sad that she only has to take Edie to school now, even though she's spent the last god knows how many years complaining every single day about having to take the kids to school. She learned "so much" about Joyce when they were away at Herpes Lodge. They've got "stuff" going on at home with Wilby and if it was 2016 she'd come on and talk about it but now people are so horrible online that she doesn't want them to know about it (what was different in 2016 Rach? Was that before you started stealing money off people to fund your lifestyle, and then refused to answer where it had gone?). Raq reckons that if it was an ex boyfriend doing the things "trolls" do they'd be in prison. Ok hun. I mean, I would have thought that collecting an unknown amount of money and pretending to spend it helping people when really you're buying a house, tit cardigans, braces, botox and every subscription going would also get you put in prison, but here we are 
she reckons that people are repeatedly ringing 'her' building inspector, the kids' schools, the kids' work, Josh's work, brands and charities that she works with, Torbay council and the NSPCC. She says that children are dying through not being looked after properly because ALL THE SOCIAL WORKERS ARE LOOKING INTO ME. Yes Rancho, you're SO important that every single social worker in the country are investigating claims about you. It's all a feminist issue of course, because being a twit on Instagram is primarily a female-led "industry", so of course other women have to bring each other down she reckons her biggest troll was in her house until December, Josh made her a tuna sandwich and she'd given her money. Rachey, please pay attention... VANESSA IS NOT LUCY. The last time you made that accusation Vanessa contacted the police about you, so you should know that you need to be mindful of what you're accusing. Raq's been talking to Knee Deep, you know, the one who's teeth she took the piss out of that time. So kind! Trolls are all bitter, jealous and/or unwell (nice dig at mental health there Raq).
- After a long ramble that was so emotional she almost squeezed out a tear (not quite though, must try harder), it was straight into an advert for Child's Farm products. Featuring Wilbert in the bath, naked. So complaining about being reported to children's services, followed by sharing video of your toddler naked. Also, how sad that it takes a paid advert for her to bath her son, we all know she hates doing it and has even admitted to lying to Josh that she has to "work" to get out of it. This was followed by a video of Edie asleep, more top content from the queen of safeguarding.
- New day, new pretend content of Wilby having set up some of the sweet subscription boxes on the bins. Then for about the second time in Wilby's life, Raq sat on the floor and played with him!
- An advert for Milk & More, including a dig at her mum who abandoned her when she was 4 at least she managed to tidy up the tit tip of a doorstep, it's amazing what this woman can bother to do when she's charging a fee!
- Yet again filming Edie as she sleeps
and pointing out a leak in her bedroom. Next to a plug. With lights plugged in and switched on.
- Rancid Rach, defender of the vulnerable and fighter of trolls, posted a screenshot from Katie Price's Instagram of someone calling her a bleep. The same Katie Price who just had a car accident while drink and drug driving while banned and therefore not insured. Yeah.
- After working a night shift, Joyce had to then do the school run, and also take Wilbert, because how can Raq possibly look after her toddler all by herself for the time it takes Joyce to pop Edie to school?
- Despite working "so hard, like the hardest ever", Raq bravely found time to lie on the sofa watching daytime telly and "sobbing".
- Joyce can't even have a cup of tea and look at his birds in peace without being filmed. He's all but given up the hobby he used to love, looking at books and his caged birds in the garden instead of the birdwatching trips he used to have.
- poor bastard Joyce was trying to get some kip after his night shift, but Ratchet had to be RIGHT THERE NEXT TO HIM, claiming he couldn't sleep without her. Maybe he can't sleep because you're sat there talking and filming him the huns never seem to wonder where Wilby is while R and J are up in the loft in the daytime.
- while she was being unhealthily attached to Sloshy Joshy, Emily was busy down at the storage unit sorting stuff out for the poor people who will be coming to the women's centre and won't have anything and need nice things.
- Raq filmed Wilby in the kitchen, eating a lolly and watching something on a tablet. Makes a change from being slumped on the sofa I guess.
- She's dragged out a topless Seb again while Betsy is off on a late night drive with a mate.
- Bit of a quiet day for Raq on her stories, apart from Josh putting a product in Wilby's hair (?), and then talking about trying to be less confrontational with the kids. Rach then said (out of his earshot) that he'd spoken about it with his therapist. Nothing wrong with having therapy, what is wrong is that his wife has chosen to tell all 200,000 of her closest friends (and biggest trolls) about it.
- Ratchet shared the victim impact statement of Sarah Everard's mother, with a broken heart emoji. The bestselling author and crusader against violence against women can't even find any words of her own
- Another text message exchange screenshot and shared, this time blaming Betsy for the nit comb being missing. Honestly, the high drama in Hambleton-Marshall-etc towers never bloody ends! Then another text exchange about the nit comb, this time with Seb (top marks to that lad for calling her Raq
). Apparently everyone's been asking where she got her glasses, presumably so they can avoid them like the plague because they are bleeping vile.
- another post about Sarah Everard simply lifted from someone else, with no intelligent insight added by Ratshit.
- Rancid and Stabby Jo are planning a Halloween party, is that whatever the dodgy wig and comedy glasses are far? But poor Rach, her circle is so tiny that she's only got 26 best friends to invite. R was inexplicably doing this in Edie's bed while Jo put the laundry away and tried on flower crowns.
- Ratshit and Wilby went out in matching North Face jackets to go and meet Jeremy the estate agent. The one that R and Emily ripped the piss out of a few months ago. Supermum Raq doesn't need to bother holding his hand or putting reins on him, she prefers to let him run wild next to a road. Then she shared some crap about small businesses, which if course resulted in the owner frothing at the gash over Rancho being so amazing to have shared it. It's an Instagram reel hun, she hasn't performed brain surgery (although a lot of the huns seem to be lobotomized).
- Rachey took Wibbly to soft play, and let him walk around holding a biscuit. Then it was back to the Patchwork Palace for lunch, with Wilby more interested in whatever screen he was watching than his toast.
- R shared some bollocks from someone who wants to meet her for a coffee. The caption ended with "If you can often kind words, a kind gesture or a kind heart keep yourself to yourself"
u ok hun?
- Rachey filmed Josh in the car, talking about a mess Wilbert made with a sausage roll. Wilbur was in the back with a bottle of milk and his live in nanny Stabby Jo was also there. Joyce has finished his nights and has the weekend off. Like just about every other weekend ever.
- Josh, looking like he'd been dipped in Ronseal, mimed stuffing the chicken and looked remarkably like he was trying to give it a good fingerblast
of course it's for another roast, because they've only had 14 this week. Sloshy Joshy was on the beer this time, even though they don't drink around the boys.
- Rancid shared a couple more posts about Sarah Everard, this time she couldn't even muster a broken heart emoji.
- Yet another covertly filmed video, this time of Seb talking about how Lula is settling in to her new school. It's great that she's doing well, but WHY DO YOU NEED TO SECRETLY FILM CONVERSATIONS AND SHARE THEM?
- Wilbert stacked the cushions off the hideous gifted sofa.
- she's finally shared a bit of progress on the decoration of the lounge.
- grid post about Lula and how much she's struggled since starting secondary school, including a bit about Betsy ringing the school and "demanding a meeting" while R and J were off on the poverty porn tour (because all schools would speak to a 16 year old sibling, wouldn't they). Raq reckons she's ignored Lula's issues for about 6 years. The woman who "worked with autism and Asperger's for 18 years, constantly trained in both diagnosis".
- Edie fed Wilby sherbet and it wasn't even 10am. Wonder where she gets the idea it's ok to stuff him full of sugar? She filmed it all as well, just like her mummy!
- They're off to the bird show in Brum, that Raq won't be interested in but she can't possibly let Joyce go by himself.
- another post about Lula, nothing like oversharing what your anxiety ridden 12 year old is going through for content. She's even made it a highlight!
- and another grid post, this time about Wilby and how R and J have "cried every day for 6 weeks about him", and she's not sharing too much about him so that people on the internet can't be horrible. Never mind the fact he's had a camera shoved in his face since the second he exited her uterus, and just the other day was shown naked in the bath to flog baby toiletries. But they love their kids so hard that they've fucked off alone for the second weekend in a row.
- Rachey filmed herself walking around the corridor in the hotel, and took a mirror selfie holding a glass of wine (or maybe Ribena, seeing as she doesn't drink). Then more panicky walking around the corridors because Josh LEFT HER to go to the car, and she was worried that if he's out of her sight for more than 15 seconds he'll be off having a bunk up in a bush with another woman (don't worry babe, no fucker else would have him). She's not sure how she gets through life with 6 kids in tow. Spoiler alert - she doesn't! Always surrounded by paid help and palming the kids off on anyone who will have them. They went to a restaurant and sat in a pod, "it's just like a caravan!" said Rachey. A bit different to a freebie holiday in a hun's back garden though, innit however in the next photo she was sat outside and wearing a completely different top 
Josh looked like he'd been playing with her make up and had a go with the Iconic contouring kit nive work Joyce, can you give us a tutorial?
- Josh was bleeping HAMMERED, singing in the pod like a cringy pissed up uncle at a wedding then it was back to the hotel, both slaughtered (BUT SHE DOESN'T DRINK GUYS), probably for some role play of pretending to not know each other and in a room they've paid for by the hour. *shudder*
- Turns out the bird show wasn't actually until Sunday, so there was no real need to piss off out of the house so early on Saturday, other than escaping the kids for as loyas possible. Raq confirmed that she'd managed to force herself to drink an espresso martini, such a hero! Although judging by the state of her, she managed to force down a lot more alcohol.
- Off to the bird show, and one of the pair that Joyce was going to buy has died. Of course Rancid took the piss, about the cage he had for taking them home in.
- it's PA Jo's 40th! So she was treated to a true Rach style post - all about me, me, me. "Thanks for loving my kids and being my lackey and and selling my old crap on Facebook for me".
- Despite being absolutely steaming the night before, PC Pigeon Legs was bright eyed, bushy tailed and driving to the show, probably still over the limit
- R filmed Josh having a phone conversation with another bird fancier, about some cages he was picking up. Then took the piss out of "Donald", who probably didn't know his call was being recorded for entertainment purposes. On to the show and it's "like an Ed Sheeran concert, except they're all carrying bird cages". Not sure what else she expected to be honest.
- Rancho spent her time filming and taking the piss, saying she didn't know what was going on. She zoomed in on a cage, clearly showing the name and mobile number of the person selling the birds. All the safeguarding training and she's not learned a single thing
more filming and belittling of Joyce and his hobby. PC Merlot brought a bird to put in his cage, which Rancid sounded thrilled about. Again, what did she think was the point of going?
- She shared a post about people missing all the little jobs that mothers do, without acknowledging that she has mates/paid employees to do everything for her.
- they arrived home, and speaking of her skivvies, Stabby Jo was giving Wilby his tea. Josh gave her a kiss, no doubt she'll be joining them in the loft later for a bit of role play for the first time Wilbert looked pleased to see them, unfortunately Rvwas too busy filming to pick him up for a cuddle.
- A bit of CCTV footage of Betsy walking up the drive and talking to the camera, like she's been conditioned to.
- then a text exchange with Be Kind Betsy about being hungover, with Rancho saying "this is why I don't drink", despite being absolutely slaughtered the night before (and I thought you always said that you didn't like the taste?).
- A Tattler shared a screenshot of a post from someone on the Ask Torbay Facebook group about volunteering in a DA setting, and said they had tried to contact Raq to enquire about working at the Patchwork launderette but had not received a reply. Still ignoring messages unless they're about sending a freebie or asking where her cardigan is from.
- Speaking of the launderette/cafe/drop in centre, it seems from Emily's stories that she's doing all the donkey work, probably so that if it all goes tits up Raq can claim it was all Emily and she had no idea what was happening.
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Thread title goes again to the fabulous @Lucyinthesky88 , the full version was
A gram of sherbet, an ounce of hash,
It’s amazing what you can buy with PayPal cash! (allegedly).
A caged bird, a skinful of espresso martini and the resultant beer fear for you babe!
Last thread recap:
- Raq is still a bleep
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
The ad total for September was 22 plus 2 plugs for her book at 99p.
- some company has gifted a load of t-shirts for the women's centre. Apparently "loads of women" are accessing it now (Raq mate, your employees and hangers-on don't really count).
- Time for the dots of doom
she's so sad that she only has to take Edie to school now, even though she's spent the last god knows how many years complaining every single day about having to take the kids to school. She learned "so much" about Joyce when they were away at Herpes Lodge. They've got "stuff" going on at home with Wilby and if it was 2016 she'd come on and talk about it but now people are so horrible online that she doesn't want them to know about it (what was different in 2016 Rach? Was that before you started stealing money off people to fund your lifestyle, and then refused to answer where it had gone?). Raq reckons that if it was an ex boyfriend doing the things "trolls" do they'd be in prison. Ok hun. I mean, I would have thought that collecting an unknown amount of money and pretending to spend it helping people when really you're buying a house, tit cardigans, braces, botox and every subscription going would also get you put in prison, but here we are she reckons that people are repeatedly ringing 'her' building inspector, the kids' schools, the kids' work, Josh's work, brands and charities that she works with, Torbay council and the NSPCC. She says that children are dying through not being looked after properly because ALL THE SOCIAL WORKERS ARE LOOKING INTO ME. Yes Rancho, you're SO important that every single social worker in the country are investigating claims about you. It's all a feminist issue of course, because being a twit on Instagram is primarily a female-led "industry", so of course other women have to bring each other down she reckons her biggest troll was in her house until December, Josh made her a tuna sandwich and she'd given her money. Rachey, please pay attention... VANESSA IS NOT LUCY. The last time you made that accusation Vanessa contacted the police about you, so you should know that you need to be mindful of what you're accusing. Raq's been talking to Knee Deep, you know, the one who's teeth she took the piss out of that time. So kind! Trolls are all bitter, jealous and/or unwell (nice dig at mental health there Raq).- After a long ramble that was so emotional she almost squeezed out a tear (not quite though, must try harder), it was straight into an advert for Child's Farm products. Featuring Wilbert in the bath, naked. So complaining about being reported to children's services, followed by sharing video of your toddler naked. Also, how sad that it takes a paid advert for her to bath her son, we all know she hates doing it and has even admitted to lying to Josh that she has to "work" to get out of it. This was followed by a video of Edie asleep, more top content from the queen of safeguarding.
- New day, new pretend content of Wilby having set up some of the sweet subscription boxes on the bins. Then for about the second time in Wilby's life, Raq sat on the floor and played with him!
- An advert for Milk & More, including a dig at her mum who abandoned her when she was 4
at least she managed to tidy up the tit tip of a doorstep, it's amazing what this woman can bother to do when she's charging a fee! - Yet again filming Edie as she sleeps
and pointing out a leak in her bedroom. Next to a plug. With lights plugged in and switched on. - Rancid Rach, defender of the vulnerable and fighter of trolls, posted a screenshot from Katie Price's Instagram of someone calling her a bleep. The same Katie Price who just had a car accident while drink and drug driving while banned and therefore not insured. Yeah.
- After working a night shift, Joyce had to then do the school run, and also take Wilbert, because how can Raq possibly look after her toddler all by herself for the time it takes Joyce to pop Edie to school?
- Despite working "so hard, like the hardest ever", Raq bravely found time to lie on the sofa watching daytime telly and "sobbing".
- Joyce can't even have a cup of tea and look at his birds in peace without being filmed. He's all but given up the hobby he used to love, looking at books and his caged birds in the garden instead of the birdwatching trips he used to have.
- poor bastard Joyce was trying to get some kip after his night shift, but Ratchet had to be RIGHT THERE NEXT TO HIM, claiming he couldn't sleep without her. Maybe he can't sleep because you're sat there talking and filming him
the huns never seem to wonder where Wilby is while R and J are up in the loft in the daytime.- while she was being unhealthily attached to Sloshy Joshy, Emily was busy down at the storage unit sorting stuff out for the poor people who will be coming to the women's centre and won't have anything and need nice things.
- Raq filmed Wilby in the kitchen, eating a lolly and watching something on a tablet. Makes a change from being slumped on the sofa I guess.
- She's dragged out a topless Seb again
while Betsy is off on a late night drive with a mate.- Bit of a quiet day for Raq on her stories, apart from Josh putting a product in Wilby's hair (?), and then talking about trying to be less confrontational with the kids. Rach then said (out of his earshot) that he'd spoken about it with his therapist. Nothing wrong with having therapy, what is wrong is that his wife has chosen to tell all 200,000 of her closest friends (and biggest trolls) about it.
- Ratchet shared the victim impact statement of Sarah Everard's mother, with a broken heart emoji. The bestselling author and crusader against violence against women can't even find any words of her own
- Another text message exchange screenshot and shared, this time blaming Betsy for the nit comb being missing. Honestly, the high drama in Hambleton-Marshall-etc towers never bloody ends! Then another text exchange about the nit comb, this time with Seb (top marks to that lad for calling her Raq
). Apparently everyone's been asking where she got her glasses, presumably so they can avoid them like the plague because they are bleeping vile.- another post about Sarah Everard simply lifted from someone else, with no intelligent insight added by Ratshit.
- Rancid and Stabby Jo are planning a Halloween party, is that whatever the dodgy wig and comedy glasses are far? But poor Rach, her circle is so tiny that she's only got 26 best friends to invite. R was inexplicably doing this in Edie's bed while Jo put the laundry away and tried on flower crowns.
- Ratshit and Wilby went out in matching North Face jackets to go and meet Jeremy the estate agent. The one that R and Emily ripped the piss out of a few months ago. Supermum Raq doesn't need to bother holding his hand or putting reins on him, she prefers to let him run wild next to a road. Then she shared some crap about small businesses, which if course resulted in the owner frothing at the gash over Rancho being so amazing to have shared it. It's an Instagram reel hun, she hasn't performed brain surgery (although a lot of the huns seem to be lobotomized).
- Rachey took Wibbly to soft play, and let him walk around holding a biscuit. Then it was back to the Patchwork Palace for lunch, with Wilby more interested in whatever screen he was watching than his toast.
- R shared some bollocks from someone who wants to meet her for a coffee. The caption ended with "If you can often kind words, a kind gesture or a kind heart keep yourself to yourself"
u ok hun?- Rachey filmed Josh in the car, talking about a mess Wilbert made with a sausage roll. Wilbur was in the back with a bottle of milk and his live in nanny Stabby Jo was also there. Joyce has finished his nights and has the weekend off. Like just about every other weekend ever.
- Josh, looking like he'd been dipped in Ronseal, mimed stuffing the chicken and looked remarkably like he was trying to give it a good fingerblast
of course it's for another roast, because they've only had 14 this week. Sloshy Joshy was on the beer this time, even though they don't drink around the boys. - Rancid shared a couple more posts about Sarah Everard, this time she couldn't even muster a broken heart emoji.
- Yet another covertly filmed video, this time of Seb talking about how Lula is settling in to her new school. It's great that she's doing well, but WHY DO YOU NEED TO SECRETLY FILM CONVERSATIONS AND SHARE THEM?
- Wilbert stacked the cushions off the hideous gifted sofa.
- she's finally shared a bit of progress on the decoration of the lounge.
- grid post about Lula and how much she's struggled since starting secondary school, including a bit about Betsy ringing the school and "demanding a meeting" while R and J were off on the poverty porn tour (because all schools would speak to a 16 year old sibling, wouldn't they
). Raq reckons she's ignored Lula's issues for about 6 years. The woman who "worked with autism and Asperger's for 18 years, constantly trained in both diagnosis".- Edie fed Wilby sherbet and it wasn't even 10am. Wonder where she gets the idea it's ok to stuff him full of sugar? She filmed it all as well, just like her mummy!
- They're off to the bird show in Brum, that Raq won't be interested in but she can't possibly let Joyce go by himself.
- another post about Lula, nothing like oversharing what your anxiety ridden 12 year old is going through for content. She's even made it a highlight!
- and another grid post, this time about Wilby and how R and J have "cried every day for 6 weeks about him", and she's not sharing too much about him so that people on the internet can't be horrible. Never mind the fact he's had a camera shoved in his face since the second he exited her uterus, and just the other day was shown naked in the bath to flog baby toiletries. But they love their kids so hard that they've fucked off alone for the second weekend in a row.
- Rachey filmed herself walking around the corridor in the hotel, and took a mirror selfie holding a glass of wine (or maybe Ribena, seeing as she doesn't drink). Then more panicky walking around the corridors because Josh LEFT HER to go to the car, and she was worried that if he's out of her sight for more than 15 seconds he'll be off having a bunk up in a bush with another woman (don't worry babe, no fucker else would have him). She's not sure how she gets through life with 6 kids in tow. Spoiler alert - she doesn't! Always surrounded by paid help and palming the kids off on anyone who will have them. They went to a restaurant and sat in a pod, "it's just like a caravan!" said Rachey. A bit different to a freebie holiday in a hun's back garden though, innit
however in the next photo she was sat outside and wearing a completely different top Josh looked like he'd been playing with her make up and had a go with the Iconic contouring kit nive work Joyce, can you give us a tutorial?- Josh was bleeping HAMMERED, singing in the pod like a cringy pissed up uncle at a wedding
then it was back to the hotel, both slaughtered (BUT SHE DOESN'T DRINK GUYS), probably for some role play of pretending to not know each other and in a room they've paid for by the hour. *shudder*- Turns out the bird show wasn't actually until Sunday, so there was no real need to piss off out of the house so early on Saturday, other than escaping the kids for as loyas possible. Raq confirmed that she'd managed to force herself to drink an espresso martini, such a hero! Although judging by the state of her, she managed to force down a lot more alcohol.
- Off to the bird show, and one of the pair that Joyce was going to buy has died. Of course Rancid took the piss, about the cage he had for taking them home in.
- it's PA Jo's 40th! So she was treated to a true Rach style post - all about me, me, me. "Thanks for loving my kids and being my lackey and and selling my old crap on Facebook for me".
- Despite being absolutely steaming the night before, PC Pigeon Legs was bright eyed, bushy tailed and driving to the show, probably still over the limit
- R filmed Josh having a phone conversation with another bird fancier, about some cages he was picking up. Then took the piss out of "Donald", who probably didn't know his call was being recorded for entertainment purposes. On to the show and it's "like an Ed Sheeran concert, except they're all carrying bird cages". Not sure what else she expected to be honest.
- Rancho spent her time filming and taking the piss, saying she didn't know what was going on. She zoomed in on a cage, clearly showing the name and mobile number of the person selling the birds. All the safeguarding training and she's not learned a single thing
more filming and belittling of Joyce and his hobby. PC Merlot brought a bird to put in his cage, which Rancid sounded thrilled about. Again, what did she think was the point of going? - She shared a post about people missing all the little jobs that mothers do, without acknowledging that she has mates/paid employees to do everything for her.
- they arrived home, and speaking of her skivvies, Stabby Jo was giving Wilby his tea. Josh gave her a kiss, no doubt she'll be joining them in the loft later for a bit of role play
for the first time Wilbert looked pleased to see them, unfortunately Rvwas too busy filming to pick him up for a cuddle.- A bit of CCTV footage of Betsy walking up the drive and talking to the camera, like she's been conditioned to.
- then a text exchange with Be Kind Betsy about being hungover, with Rancho saying "this is why I don't drink", despite being absolutely slaughtered the night before (and I thought you always said that you didn't like the taste?).
- A Tattler shared a screenshot of a post from someone on the Ask Torbay Facebook group about volunteering in a DA setting, and said they had tried to contact Raq to enquire about working at the Patchwork launderette but had not received a reply. Still ignoring messages unless they're about sending a freebie or asking where her cardigan is from.
- Speaking of the launderette/cafe/drop in centre, it seems from Emily's stories that she's doing all the donkey work, probably so that if it all goes tits up Raq can claim it was all Emily and she had no idea what was happening.
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