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Someone please go and whitewash that house.
Can you imagine being the landlord when she hands the property back?

He’s wandering around the house looking dumbstruck. His head rotating as he scans the floors, walls and ceilings. He’s trying to take it all in. The penny is dropping. it’s not just a few stickers and chequered walls.

Then a cry comes from upstairs bathroom.
“She’s even spray painted the fucking ball cock fluorescent pink”
 
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Hahahahaha. Starts covering him in frog tape. It's the washing machine that gets me every time. The wrapping paper as wallpaper.
 
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Hahahahaha. Starts covering him in frog tape. It's the washing machine that gets me every time. The wrapping paper as wallpaper.
Its all terrible but the washing machine really takes the biscuit doesn’t it?
 
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Its all terrible but the washing machine really takes the biscuit doesn’t it?
Why has nobody intervened? Thing is she could probably have spent less and made the place half decent. The little boys room is quiet cute and she did a Harry Potter mural for someone and I was shocked it was actually nice. Why not apply that to your own house? How do you get in the mood to shag with all that shite surrounding you?
 
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No relaxing or romancing goes on in that house

Do you think they play terrible acid house all the time as well to match their aesthetic?
 
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No relaxing or romancing goes on in that house

Do you think they play terrible acid house all the time as well to match their aesthetic?
I imagine her as a heavy metal girl. So different. So unique.
 
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I forgot I posted on here last week haha!
God just headache inducing! I couldn’t sit in that house
Ironic how a house that looks like a bad acid trip also makes you want to pour acid in your eyes
 
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I just can’t imagine what the midwives and health visitor thought when they did their home visits. I am sure they were polite outwardly but must have been thinking wtf inside! I bet they showed their colleagues her Instagram page afterwards!
 
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Sometimes I think my house is boring and plain. Then I look at her page and love my calm house again .
Her dream reminds me off when I try and sleep after a two day bender, when my body is shutting down but my brain is going 90.
 
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Sometimes I think my house is boring and plain. Then I look at her page and love my calm house again .
Her dream reminds me off when I try and sleep after a two day bender, when my body is shutting down but my brain is going 90.
Haha same. Apart from the 2 day bender bit lol. I'm still raging she blocked me. I wanna be able to look at it in real time and make me feel better about my own house
 
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