Things King Smugnall VIII is not qualified to give advice on:
- weight loss and eating right
- baby sleep
- skincare
- styling clothes
- saving money
Yet these are her favourite things to talk about* whinge about
She complains about baby sleep one day, the next they are all c’est la vie about bed sharing, she does absolutely FA in terms of routine/trying to give the poor Thyme a decent day sleep he’s not even one ffs. I get some babies don’t need a routine but don’t fucking whinge about it if you do nothing to try and change it.