longtimelurker86
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I came here before I went to Instagram to see what you were all so shocked at. I wish I hadn’t bothered
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - why does she always look like she’s just been swimming?! (Or has she actually been swimming today?! )Fuck off smugnall and buy a bra. Honestly, pulling stupid faces at herself what the hell is she doing to then post that, Just why?!!
Cut her some slackShe is an absolute mess. The epitome of a lazy slob.
Who leaves thinking about their kids birthday until 2 days before?!?!
Hi giiiiiys, sooow *chin touch* I just feel really overwhelmed with the responsibility to take one kid to school this week *massive fuck off blinking spasm* and another child to swimming *face touch, tongue click* that I just needed some tiiiiime out. I’m ready for the week now, we’ve got this mama *chin touch, snobby stupid look*Unusual that she hasn't posted all day, I feel like I need to get a life for noticing, but hope she's okay (as annoying as she is).
Where the fuck is this pool? The toxic waste plant? Her face looks like it's melted offI mean fair enough it’s not very clear. BUT receding hairline much
Imagine pulling up next to that.It wasn't just a coffee though was it you greedy Tudor .... McDonald's bag on the seat
She looks like Wally the walrus hanging out the car window with a smug smile on her doughy faceView attachment 595072
It was defo her that took the chunk out of the red LeicesterView attachment 602447
Would you not cut the end off where he’s taken a bite assuming other people were sharing this??