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Emily Andre has 'new respect for single parents' after 'difficult' time without Peter Andre
From The Mirror online ^^^
She really gets on my wick. They love to portray her as the smart ambitious doctor who is soooooo much better than KP (not hard), yet she had to delay her studies and then her rotation because she was pregnant. She’s barely spent any hours as an actual doctor and she is very much a junior on the lowest run of the ladder but is touting herself on Insta as Dr Emily. Admittedly it’s still a great achievement, but she’s by no means an expert! Peter was so proud and supportive of her career that he had her up the duff at 22 when he was pushing 40. Her parents were horrified understandably. He keeps banging on about another as well now he’s almost 50. He’s on a mission to spread his short genes far and wide!
 
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😂😂😂 theres only so much Botox the little orange one can get before he needs a full face lift...Dr Emily is gonna look very strange next to Grandpa Andre in a few years! 🤢🤢🤢 I remember watching his reality show when he was perving on Emily during the Africa trip, I can’t believe her parents allowed it..he’s such a creep and she loves the lifestyle, she doesn’t appear to have much of a social circle away from him and their children seem very spoilt (which is the opposite of junior and princess) pisses me off that they don’t show their faces but are happy to parade the other two to suit their money making escapades! No doubt Dr Emily will be prescribing the Viagra for old man river ..we all know he’s a mad sh#gger! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


She really gets on my wick. They love to portray her as the smart ambitious doctor who is soooooo much better than KP (not hard), yet she had to delay her studies and then her rotation because she was pregnant. She’s barely spent any hours as an actual doctor and she is very much a junior on the lowest run of the ladder but is touting herself on Insta as Dr Emily. Admittedly it’s still a great achievement, but she’s by no means an expert! Peter was so proud and supportive of her career that he had her up the duff at 22 when he was pushing 40. Her parents were horrified understandably. He keeps banging on about another as well now he’s almost 50. He’s on a mission to spread his short genes far and wide!
 
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I remember watching his reality show and he was going on a trip. He came across as such a lazy, spoiled bugger. He couldn't be arsed to do any packing, so got Claire to come over and do it all while he swanned around messing with his hair.

Anyone else remember the cringemaking scene (there were a lot of them admittedly) when he was so excited about a trip he'd planned for Emily ? He was gurning to the camera, absolutely full of it - so excited because he was taking her on a trip to Kenya. This was in the early days of their relationship. He'd gone on and on and on about this surprise trip for most of the show. From what I remember the scene went something like this (and the cameraman was clearly loving Peter's reaction :devilish: )

At a table for two at a posh restaurant :
They've finished their meal and over coffee Pete decides to surprise Emily for her ?birthday?.
He announces with a big taaaahhh daaahhhh that they're going on a big trip to - guess where????? Emily looks excited and Pete shouts, "KENYA !!!" "On safari !!!" Emily looks slightly nonplussed then says "Oh... lovely"
Pete starts stirring his coffee, staring at Emily whilst looking disappointed that she's not reacted properly.
He says "You don't seem very excited"
Emily replies "Oh I am, it sounds fun... but... well, you know I've been..."
Dead silence.
Peter starts stirring his coffee so hard it starts to splosh out of the cup into the saucer. The camera zooms in slightly.
He just stares at her.
She giggles slightly and says, "You must remember me telling you.... we lived out in Kenya for a while when I was a child..."
Coffee is sploshing all over the saucer now and whilst still angrily stirring, Pete glances slightly behind and up at the camera to check it's still filming. Unfortunately it is and his eyes are absolutely dead (nothing new there) and soooo angry looking.
He murmurs something like..."I didn't... ummm I hadn't..."
Emily is now realising that when she's been telling him about her early life living in Kenya he hasn't listened to a word she's said and looks pretty annoyed herself.

Talk about cringe tv.

It was one of the best bits of tv I've ever seen, mainly because it showed in those few minutes what a passive aggressive, self centered, thick, bell end he really is. How on earth - when someone you claim to be in love with - tells you all about their life and says they've LIVED in Kenya for a while, can it slip your mind. There again, if it ain't about Peter he's not interested is he?
 
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I remember watching his reality show and he was going on a trip. He came across as such a lazy, spoiled bugger. He couldn't be arsed to do any packing, so got Claire to come over and do it all while he swanned around messing with his hair.

Anyone else remember the cringemaking scene (there were a lot of them admittedly) when he was so excited about a trip he'd planned for Emily ? He was gurning to the camera, absolutely full of it - so excited because he was taking her on a trip to Kenya. This was in the early days of their relationship. He'd gone on and on and on about this surprise trip for most of the show. From what I remember the scene went something like this (and the cameraman was clearly loving Peter's reaction :devilish: )

At a table for two at a posh restaurant :
They've finished their meal and over coffee Pete decides to surprise Emily for her ?birthday?.
He announces with a big taaaahhh daaahhhh that they're going on a big trip to - guess where????? Emily looks excited and Pete shouts, "KENYA !!!" "On safari !!!" Emily looks slightly nonplussed then says "Oh... lovely"
Pete starts stirring his coffee, staring at Emily whilst looking disappointed that she's not reacted properly.
He says "You don't seem very excited"
Emily replies "Oh I am, it sounds fun... but... well, you know I've been..."
Dead silence.
Peter starts stirring his coffee so hard it starts to splosh out of the cup into the saucer. The camera zooms in slightly.
He just stares at her.
She giggles slightly and says, "You must remember me telling you.... we lived out in Kenya for a while when I was a child..."
Coffee is sploshing all over the saucer now and whilst still angrily stirring, Pete glances slightly behind and up at the camera to check it's still filming. Unfortunately it is and his eyes are absolutely dead (nothing new there) and soooo angry looking.
He murmurs something like..."I didn't... ummm I hadn't..."
Emily is now realising that when she's been telling him about her early life living in Kenya he hasn't listened to a word she's said and looks pretty annoyed herself.

Talk about cringe tv.

It was one of the best bits of tv I've ever seen, mainly because it showed in those few minutes what a passive aggressive, self centered, thick, bell end he really is. How on earth - when someone you claim to be in love with - tells you all about their life and says they've LIVED in Kenya for a while, can it slip your mind. There again, if it ain't about Peter he's not interested is he?
And yet she still married him…how did that happen?
 
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I am in the minority - I like him and her. :) They are bringing up their kids nicely along with KP's and Peters kids. Where would they be without him.
 
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I remember watching his reality show and he was going on a trip. He came across as such a lazy, spoiled bugger. He couldn't be arsed to do any packing, so got Claire to come over and do it all while he swanned around messing with his hair.

Anyone else remember the cringemaking scene (there were a lot of them admittedly) when he was so excited about a trip he'd planned for Emily ? He was gurning to the camera, absolutely full of it - so excited because he was taking her on a trip to Kenya. This was in the early days of their relationship. He'd gone on and on and on about this surprise trip for most of the show. From what I remember the scene went something like this (and the cameraman was clearly loving Peter's reaction :devilish: )

At a table for two at a posh restaurant :
They've finished their meal and over coffee Pete decides to surprise Emily for her ?birthday?.
He announces with a big taaaahhh daaahhhh that they're going on a big trip to - guess where????? Emily looks excited and Pete shouts, "KENYA !!!" "On safari !!!" Emily looks slightly nonplussed then says "Oh... lovely"
Pete starts stirring his coffee, staring at Emily whilst looking disappointed that she's not reacted properly.
He says "You don't seem very excited"
Emily replies "Oh I am, it sounds fun... but... well, you know I've been..."
Dead silence.
Peter starts stirring his coffee so hard it starts to splosh out of the cup into the saucer. The camera zooms in slightly.
He just stares at her.
She giggles slightly and says, "You must remember me telling you.... we lived out in Kenya for a while when I was a child..."
Coffee is sploshing all over the saucer now and whilst still angrily stirring, Pete glances slightly behind and up at the camera to check it's still filming. Unfortunately it is and his eyes are absolutely dead (nothing new there) and soooo angry looking.
He murmurs something like..."I didn't... ummm I hadn't..."
Emily is now realising that when she's been telling him about her early life living in Kenya he hasn't listened to a word she's said and looks pretty annoyed herself.

Talk about cringe tv.

It was one of the best bits of tv I've ever seen, mainly because it showed in those few minutes what a passive aggressive, self centered, thick, bell end he really is. How on earth - when someone you claim to be in love with - tells you all about their life and says they've LIVED in Kenya for a while, can it slip your mind. There again, if it ain't about Peter he's not interested is he?
I remember this being discussed on the Digital Spy Forum and how people had the same reaction.
 
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His instagram is full of plugs for that "It's Fine" dieting app. Sorry I don't know if dieting app is the right word, it's about trying to control your calories and live healthily, contains recipes, you get the drift. I really can't see this app doing too well, it doesn't sound too unique despite him and his "mate" Ben's plugging of it, and its a pretty crowded market surely?
 
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I remember watching his reality show and he was going on a trip. He came across as such a lazy, spoiled bugger. He couldn't be arsed to do any packing, so got Claire to come over and do it all while he swanned around messing with his hair.

Anyone else remember the cringemaking scene (there were a lot of them admittedly) when he was so excited about a trip he'd planned for Emily ? He was gurning to the camera, absolutely full of it - so excited because he was taking her on a trip to Kenya. This was in the early days of their relationship. He'd gone on and on and on about this surprise trip for most of the show. From what I remember the scene went something like this (and the cameraman was clearly loving Peter's reaction :devilish: )

At a table for two at a posh restaurant :
They've finished their meal and over coffee Pete decides to surprise Emily for her ?birthday?.
He announces with a big taaaahhh daaahhhh that they're going on a big trip to - guess where????? Emily looks excited and Pete shouts, "KENYA !!!" "On safari !!!" Emily looks slightly nonplussed then says "Oh... lovely"
Pete starts stirring his coffee, staring at Emily whilst looking disappointed that she's not reacted properly.
He says "You don't seem very excited"
Emily replies "Oh I am, it sounds fun... but... well, you know I've been..."
Dead silence.
Peter starts stirring his coffee so hard it starts to splosh out of the cup into the saucer. The camera zooms in slightly.
He just stares at her.
She giggles slightly and says, "You must remember me telling you.... we lived out in Kenya for a while when I was a child..."
Coffee is sploshing all over the saucer now and whilst still angrily stirring, Pete glances slightly behind and up at the camera to check it's still filming. Unfortunately it is and his eyes are absolutely dead (nothing new there) and soooo angry looking.
He murmurs something like..."I didn't... ummm I hadn't..."
Emily is now realising that when she's been telling him about her early life living in Kenya he hasn't listened to a word she's said and looks pretty annoyed herself.

Talk about cringe tv.

It was one of the best bits of tv I've ever seen, mainly because it showed in those few minutes what a passive aggressive, self centered, thick, bell end he really is. How on earth - when someone you claim to be in love with - tells you all about their life and says they've LIVED in Kenya for a while, can it slip your mind. There again, if it ain't about Peter he's not interested is he?
OMG hilarious. :ROFLMAO:
 
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I remember watching his reality show and he was going on a trip. He came across as such a lazy, spoiled bugger. He couldn't be arsed to do any packing, so got Claire to come over and do it all while he swanned around messing with his hair.

Anyone else remember the cringemaking scene (there were a lot of them admittedly) when he was so excited about a trip he'd planned for Emily ? He was gurning to the camera, absolutely full of it - so excited because he was taking her on a trip to Kenya. This was in the early days of their relationship. He'd gone on and on and on about this surprise trip for most of the show. From what I remember the scene went something like this (and the cameraman was clearly loving Peter's reaction :devilish: )

At a table for two at a posh restaurant :
They've finished their meal and over coffee Pete decides to surprise Emily for her ?birthday?.
He announces with a big taaaahhh daaahhhh that they're going on a big trip to - guess where????? Emily looks excited and Pete shouts, "KENYA !!!" "On safari !!!" Emily looks slightly nonplussed then says "Oh... lovely"
Pete starts stirring his coffee, staring at Emily whilst looking disappointed that she's not reacted properly.
He says "You don't seem very excited"
Emily replies "Oh I am, it sounds fun... but... well, you know I've been..."
Dead silence.
Peter starts stirring his coffee so hard it starts to splosh out of the cup into the saucer. The camera zooms in slightly.
He just stares at her.
She giggles slightly and says, "You must remember me telling you.... we lived out in Kenya for a while when I was a child..."
Coffee is sploshing all over the saucer now and whilst still angrily stirring, Pete glances slightly behind and up at the camera to check it's still filming. Unfortunately it is and his eyes are absolutely dead (nothing new there) and soooo angry looking.
He murmurs something like..."I didn't... ummm I hadn't..."
Emily is now realising that when she's been telling him about her early life living in Kenya he hasn't listened to a word she's said and looks pretty annoyed herself.

Talk about cringe tv.

It was one of the best bits of tv I've ever seen, mainly because it showed in those few minutes what a passive aggressive, self centered, thick, bell end he really is. How on earth - when someone you claim to be in love with - tells you all about their life and says they've LIVED in Kenya for a while, can it slip your mind. There again, if it ain't about Peter he's not interested is he?
That's really odd, how could he not remember his wife telling him she had lived in Kenya?

I like them as a couple but I do wonder (as I do with most people on social media) if they are as happy as they let on. Not sure they'll last, but I hope it does for the kids sake.

I read somewhere that the gorgeous huge house they live in with the gym is rented. Was anyone else surprised at that? I thought they'd have the cash to buy a place - I assumed Peter was ok financially in his own right - maybe Emily isn't on great money as a junior doctor though. Maybe they are waiting until they earn enough to buy a house of a similar standard to the one they are renting.
 
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That's really odd, how could he not remember his wife telling him she had lived in Kenya?

I like them as a couple but I do wonder (as I do with most people on social media) if they are as happy as they let on. Not sure they'll last, but I hope it does for the kids sake.

I read somewhere that the gorgeous huge house they live in with the gym is rented. Was anyone else surprised at that? I thought they'd have the cash to buy a place - I assumed Peter was ok financially in his own right - maybe Emily isn't on great money as a junior doctor though. Maybe they are waiting until they earn enough to buy a house of a similar standard to the one they are renting.
Yes i heard its rented too

Wow - Emily is as fame hungry as her husband and his ex 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 

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There was a scene on his reality tv show where Peter was going away and Emily was there, I don't remember the full scene but Emily said something to Peter and he responded by licking the side of her face then pushing her back and rolling his eyes at the camera. It was such a nasty moment that made me think why the hell was she with him.
Why on earth did her family not stage an intervention. Imagine watching an older man do that to your daughter.
 
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That's really odd, how could he not remember his wife telling him she had lived in Kenya?

I like them as a couple but I do wonder (as I do with most people on social media) if they are as happy as they let on. Not sure they'll last, but I hope it does for the kids sake.

I read somewhere that the gorgeous huge house they live in with the gym is rented. Was anyone else surprised at that? I thought they'd have the cash to buy a place - I assumed Peter was ok financially in his own right - maybe Emily isn't on great money as a junior doctor though. Maybe they are waiting until they earn enough to buy a house of a similar standard to the one they are renting.
His reality shows and the coffee shops are long gone, he's only got his Sun YouTube channel for regular income. I doubt he gets maintenance from Pricey anymore. I think he's promoting a fitness/nutrition app now though..
 
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I’m so glad I found this thread, you guys are hilarious 🤣 someone called his wife a “child bride” earlier in this thread which has to be up there as one of the funniest things I’ve read on tattle
 
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Before emily i remember watching his reality show where he was in dubai with his mate and they were with a couple of ahem, hookers whom didnt want 2 be filmed. They cut the filming and no doubt took them to their hotel room. I remember after that thinking what a perve he is.
 
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Before emily i remember watching his reality show where he was in dubai with his mate and they were with a couple of ahem, hookers whom didnt want 2 be filmed. They cut the filming and no doubt took them to their hotel room. I remember after that thinking what a perve he is.
For some reason I find it hysterical that even escorts won't admit to knowing him. Especially those working in Dubai (if you don't know what I'm referring to don't google it. You can't unlearn those search results)
 
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I think prince Pete and Emily look good because kp is such a wreck. It’s not hard to think of them as far better than her, is it?
Dear god, he didnt remember she LIVED in Kenya? Self absorbed git.
 
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I remember watching his reality show and he was going on a trip. He came across as such a lazy, spoiled bugger. He couldn't be arsed to do any packing, so got Claire to come over and do it all while he swanned around messing with his hair.

Anyone else remember the cringemaking scene (there were a lot of them admittedly) when he was so excited about a trip he'd planned for Emily ? He was gurning to the camera, absolutely full of it - so excited because he was taking her on a trip to Kenya. This was in the early days of their relationship. He'd gone on and on and on about this surprise trip for most of the show. From what I remember the scene went something like this (and the cameraman was clearly loving Peter's reaction :devilish: )

At a table for two at a posh restaurant :
They've finished their meal and over coffee Pete decides to surprise Emily for her ?birthday?.
He announces with a big taaaahhh daaahhhh that they're going on a big trip to - guess where????? Emily looks excited and Pete shouts, "KENYA !!!" "On safari !!!" Emily looks slightly nonplussed then says "Oh... lovely"
Pete starts stirring his coffee, staring at Emily whilst looking disappointed that she's not reacted properly.
He says "You don't seem very excited"
Emily replies "Oh I am, it sounds fun... but... well, you know I've been..."
Dead silence.
Peter starts stirring his coffee so hard it starts to splosh out of the cup into the saucer. The camera zooms in slightly.
He just stares at her.
She giggles slightly and says, "You must remember me telling you.... we lived out in Kenya for a while when I was a child..."
Coffee is sploshing all over the saucer now and whilst still angrily stirring, Pete glances slightly behind and up at the camera to check it's still filming. Unfortunately it is and his eyes are absolutely dead (nothing new there) and soooo angry looking.
He murmurs something like..."I didn't... ummm I hadn't..."
Emily is now realising that when she's been telling him about her early life living in Kenya he hasn't listened to a word she's said and looks pretty annoyed herself.

Talk about cringe tv.

It was one of the best bits of tv I've ever seen, mainly because it showed in those few minutes what a passive aggressive, self centered, thick, bell end he really is. How on earth - when someone you claim to be in love with - tells you all about their life and says they've LIVED in Kenya for a while, can it slip your mind. There again, if it ain't about Peter he's not interested is he?
I really need to watch this episode, seems like a right corker 🤣🤣
 
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