Pep Guardiola #2 Cityzen, Legend, DILF

[Miss Sally]

King Pep

@futbolista your profile pic is

 

[Just Drive]

I feel ill.

This game is not good for my blood pressure.

 

[Just Drive]

Talking of horrible kits what are Leeds wearing

It’s grim. It suits them.
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Gundo! Yes sir! 1-0.

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

I’m surprised Arse wasn’t gifted 11 extra minutes.



We’re going to do it! We’re going to three-peat!

I just put the groceries in my car and yelled to nobody out the window “we’re winning the league again!!!”
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OMG, I love you, Brighton! 3-0!!

I love this energy from you. Aeghhhh I am soo giddy man. I love Brighton
Fuck Arsenal

come on cityyyyyyy I feel like the parade scenes will be even better than last year. Edy will be in hisbucket hat again. Jack will have four drinks in his hand. Ruben might even get pissed and take his shirt off. Kyle will piss on a lampost

what a time to be aloiiiiiveeeeeee

 

[olivia321]

Buy these you will not regret it, I’ve bought them from Asda and B&M’s

When you go m&s get the all butter biscuits they are addictive and so are the red pepper pitta chips

Apparently years ago you could get a balloon in McDonald’s with a happy meal and Burger King use to give card cut crowns out. I‘m not a big lover of either one I love Nando’s

 

[Just Drive]

Is she even there

who’s the guy who always hovers around the tunnel entrance and walks in before pep when they all arrive. I feel he’s important
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Small portion of lasagna or does he have a Leeds curse

The older guy with white hair?I wonder about him, too.

Alfie’s not pleased. I know we’ve probably got this under control, but Erl cannot do this against Madrid.
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He’s just warming up. He isn’t good this way. He always scores the other end . ( I always say this )

I hope you’re right! Hat trick incoming!

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

 

[CheekyVimto99]

Sick of people going on about the ball going out before kev scored....21 WHOLE SECONDS BEFORE. Madrid stopped that attack… and passed it straight to Rodri… a new attack. If it was scored in the same attack, it would have made sense to check or disallow

 

[Just Drive]

Does anyone remember when Taylor Ward was seeing Aguero and he binned her off and she got with Mahrez… I feel like that slipped under the scandalous radar.

I remember that. Such an odd pairing, her and Kun. I can’t say I’m surprised she ended up with Mahrez. I think she’d have happily accepted any City player.

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Ffs calm down guys
West Ham playing there b team and we are ruffled

only if it’s Rodri #1 he’s got a chode
He doesn’t have socials there would be nothing to post

Hahahah I meant this thread can also be a rodri rave thread. How does he function without socials. What does he do in his spare time .
Aww look at kev

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Come on cityyy. Anyone think they proper drag it out. Why can’t kick off be 730 or summin

 

[Just Drive]

That was stress. I think I’ve aged 10 years

I hope you and your family have a lovely day @futbolista

@Just Drive @Donald23 @Gossgossgoss9888 @Miss Sally @strawberrysunshine_x @futbolista

Wednesday is massive, we’re going to win the league no doubts about it

This season is going to kill me, Olivia.

Now let’s crush Sheff United tomorrow.

Hopefully Arse bottles it.

 

[Just Drive]

Omg I’ve just found this thread, I love it!!!

Welcome to the Pep Guardiola love thread/City safe space! So glad you found us.

 

[futbolista]

Sorry to hear that. Hope you’re ok. Sending love

Aww I hope your ok now Just think of the good moments you shared with your friend

Lots of love from us all on here we’re a little gang 🩵 it’s a cosy thread

Thanks Strawbs and Olivia and everyone in this amazing thread.

Who’s next fuck leeds and Madrid! Fuck arsenal

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Hahahaha god goss it might be my hormones but I watched this earlier today and thought fucking he’ll is he sexy or what . He is super smart and I love his accent

Oh strawb it's not just you. He's so big and solid as well!

 

[Donald23]

Hopefully some rotation in the second half

it’s the bald squad today in terms of managers

 

[Miss Sally]

View attachment 2153821is this Haalands first telling off

Big Erl on the naughty step

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Just imagine if Ruben walked in. I think I’d die

 

[Just Drive]

Oh pep ain’t happy!! He told haaland to take it but didn’t???
oh my fuck there goes the clean sheet gd damn it

pep with that water. He’s fuming
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This is what happens when Ruben and John aren’t on!!!!

He told Haaland to take it. WTF is going on.

 

[Just Drive]

If the refs give VARsenal 11 more minutes I will riot. That Southampton game was bullshit with Arse’s additional time.