Aaaaaand that’s enough internet for todayThink he put in her fandango with his tongue and then sucked it out again. It was a while ago I read the book though lol
I don't think Paula had interviewing skills she came up against a brick wall here because Bowie wasn't flirting with her and the whole thing fell flat on its face. Then again Bowie was a pretentious over rated dic*head.She starts out all serious in black and investigative then, those bloody cat ears go on, wtf? It's like she's a trained coquettish kitten or something?! He acts like he thinks he is too good to be interviewed by her and refers to 'going all Benny Hill', well he can talk, love the music but we heard about that young lass back in the day too, Starman. I reckon he's got a line of something up his noz.
I think she would have been very insecure about ageing and would have embraced Botox, fillers and surgeries with gusto. I think she would have had relationships with men quite a bit younger than her. She would be giving interviews about how she’s a cool grandmother but hates being called “grandma”. I’m not sure if she would have had an enduring career on telly. The flirty, coquettish schtick would have looked a bit embarrassing from an older woman.What would Paula be doing now if she had survived, do you think?
I wonder would she have repaired her relationship with Bob Geldof (i mean on a platonic level), or instead got very publicly bitter about Jeanne...I think she would have been very insecure about ageing and would have embraced Botox, fillers and surgeries with gusto. I think she would have had relationships with men quite a bit younger than her. She would be giving interviews about how she’s a cool grandmother but hates being called “grandma”. I’m not sure if she would have had an enduring career on telly. The flirty, coquettish schtick would have looked a bit embarrassing from an older woman.
I almost posted that I could imagine Paula as a Janet Street Porter type rent a gob on Loose Women but I thought maybe I was taking my imagination too far, haha.Blimey, PY would be about about 63 now, she was dating Finlay not long before she died, Finlay is known on the scene for slapping his ladies around. I didn't realise she was that much older than me. I think she might of turned up with old Janet 'nasher's' Street Porter on Loose Women. I don't think Bob would of had her back. (I have possible tea on Porter btw from her shagging Normski days. It involves a phone box, a private house party and an o.d., if I remember the story right.)
This is a famous clip. Bowie and Paula Yates were very friendly - he gave her away at her marriage to Bob. He's teasing her/deliberately being annoying and she's laughing at the end because she knows what he's doing - it's not a genuinely awkward interaction.I don't think Paula had interviewing skills she came up against a brick wall here because Bowie wasn't flirting with her and the whole thing fell flat on its face. Then again Bowie was a pretentious over rated dic*head.
Spill that tea! I love a bit of Street Porter goss.
As for oysters, they LOOK like fannies, so I’m not sure why you’d want to put them in one. Fanny overload.
He made her look like an incompetent Pratt, some friend.This is a famous clip. Bowie and Paula Yates were very friendly - he gave her away at her marriage to Bob. He's teasing her/deliberately being annoying and she's laughing at the end because she knows what he's doing - it's not a genuinely awkward interaction.
I am crying with laughter!I shall warn Mr Merton should the occasion ever arise that he gets hungry for some curd, thank you Nurse Mongoose. Fortunately though I haven't had thrush for years, waheyyyyyyy. Oi, oi, get here Mr Merton, it's tea time!
Yes she would have done I'm a celebrity and celeb BB and would have shagged some guy on TV.I wonder if she would’ve done reality tv too? Towards the end, she became quite indiscriminate about the type of work she took on, simply because she had so much debt and she wasn’t being offered anything better.
Like the French and Saunders one. Great friends apparently and it was a jokeHe made her look like an incompetent Pratt, some friend.
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