Recap;
Abby started another new job, applied for a prison officer job because she watches crime documentaries on Netflix, told everyone Stu has a new job but staying on bank at his old job. She’s great at telling everyone her personal business, because she has no-one in real life to tell. It’s always our favourite when her Instagram stories are - - - - - - - - repeating the same story in 5 ways.
The house sale went through, Tattle found the house months ago. We lost our heads over her trying to explain about flattening the front garden, the road is 6m higher than her front door. The Dunsmure Dungeon.
She sold a load of
tit on Facebook marketplace, including the sofas which means they will be sitting on gardening furniture for months. The nursery furniture was up for sale too, must have been lurking in her storage cupboard ever since!
tit Abby bought in the last thread;
- A manky house with loads of potential, so much potential in fact about 90 more houses are being built at the back of it! Shame you’ll be losing that view hen.
- Materials for her brother in law to plaster the house. He’s a painter and decorator. I picture it to be like those monkeys that throw their own tit around.
- £100 bin. Get in the bleeping bin mate.
- Multiple cinema tickets for “late night” screenings. It’s 6:30pm babes.
- A fake olive tree off Amazon. Because it looks so much better in real life than the one from B&M. It’s so great you get to see the products in real life before ordering from Amazon, they are known for that.
- A SOLD sign that was photographed and the photo flipped so it read DOLS
- Matching wooden key rings for her and Stu, which is a nice token for him seen as he bought the house in his name (we suspect, and we will always say it, just so it winds up Abby)
