I had nowhere else for this thing I wrote ages ago (a short piece for narration) so may as well put it here!
Just a short fiction thing; please delete if not suitable.
Tinseltown Talk, with Louella Lewis
Hello there, my little glamour gang, and welcome to this week’s sizzling-hot Tinseltown Talk!
I’ve had a busy few days and, oh my, do I have some tales to tell. Let’s dive straight in!
The Swashbuckler And The Boat
Which long-limbed lothario has been caught once again with his pants down? This time, instead of his long-suffering wife catching him, he was caught in the act by a passing fishing crew who took great delight in letting the catcalls and wolf-whistles fly as they sailed past his little bare behind going up-and-down! With a new movie out this weekend, was this coincidence or stupidity on the part of our moustachioed hunk? Time will tell…
A Fast Car And An Unfortunate Pooch
I have been reliably informed that a leading male star has been caught-up in a dog-killing car crash way-up in the Hills. This young man, with legions of girls clambering for his attention, likes to get away by driving into the canyons with a male friend to let off some steam. Whizzing along just the other night, he didn’t have time to stop when a poor Beagle wandered out into the road. My source heard a squeal of breaks, a thud, a yelp, and an accelerating car driving off into the night. Unfortunately for this young actor, there were a dozen witnesses because there was a party going on in a house right by the accident at the time! Expect this one to hit the front pages soon, folks!
The Ice Maiden And The Seamstress
Oh, to be an actress! Getting all the frocks and jewellery you need given to you free every time you play a role! Well, in this instance, a popular brunette starlet has been known to take not only the dresses home but the dressmaker too! On more than one big budget feature, this ravenous older actress has been known to become ‘very good friends’ with the seamstress on set and the locked trailers and late-night dinners soon become prevalent. That is, until the next film rolls around and the actress moves on to the next costumer! This one is going to bite her in the behind, however, because word is spreading and soon she’ll not be able to get a well-fitting dress made anywhere in town!
Directing The Police?
Finally this week, which director of internationally acclaimed thrillers, and fan of the catering department, has been questioned by the Feds about his missing wife? Mrs Director has not been seen for several weeks and now her family have got the cops involved! Mr Director had better have some proof that his wife is ‘on holiday’ otherwise he may be facing some difficult questions! Fear not, though, for he has a new, young assistant helping him out on-and-off set…
Well, that’s all for this week. I’ve got to get my hair done before attending the launch of the next great epic picture coming out tomorrow.
Toodle-pip, my glamour gang!
-Louella xx