There will be the obligatory influencer " hot dad walk" post of he leaving the hospital, carrying the capsule with said baby In situ, his head turned, looking wistfully back at his lost life.
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haha which raises a question - the donor obviously hates social media and being on it (I mean look at THAT 'happy' pregnancy announcement - am I right???) sooooo will he demand that the child not be on it ?
But she posts her niece all the time in all states of dressed and undressed. So will same go for her kid? Or will she be so desperate to keep him that she will have nothing of the kid on social media. OR is his job done? (thanks for the sperm and ongoing $$) - Interesting times ahead.
I wonder if he has any idea of any of her online rubbish? Surely people tell him. I still have him on one social media platform I know he uses. Fighting the urge to message and play dumb and ask how hes doing
The whole thing is just plain strange. The nesting and having the cat at Mummy's is a sign somethings going on for sure. May not see Mole back in Rak City anytime soon as you say i dont think she's going to get the princess treatment there that she wants.
She's 100% going to use that child for content surely. Maybe initially she won't but it won't last long. Then it'll probably be all over with Kody and she'll lean in to the feel sorry for me im a solo mum and I cant drive through Rak City as its too triggering! Watch this space!
Why did Elle bother having kids if all she is going to do is whinge about them.
She makes parenthood look totally undesirable
Yes! Some influencers make parenthood look so much bleeping harder than it is. You signed up for it! Stop it!
She's a mum and she's stays home but she sure as tit ain't a stay at home mum!Please, she isn’t a stay at home mum when her kids are at schoolif your kids are in school or preschool full time you aren’t a stay at home mother. You’re either lazy or have a rich hubby working so you can stay home and pop off to Pilates.
Nah it was in relation to the gambling vids she was doing about how it's illegal, talz got her back up about it, and holly May was also targeting nix. Somehow this Dan guy got himself involved, and did a video to holly May saying he "would never stop gambling, you large witch"....and here we are
Lol MFM is everything DCFD thinks parenting is, which is why she’s childfree….imagine if you were really undecided about spawning and a bit thick, so you followed Elle dingbat, Erin, Mol, and MFM to get an idea about parenting…..Sorry….this was meant to be a bit of tongue in cheek.
I have been a SAHM when my kids were younger. No disrespect to any SAHM. I enjoyed not working and spending time with my kids in their younger years. Maria sounds like she just resents everything - the kids, Phil, not working, living in NZ
If by sometimes you mean every weekend so she can “work” and look for another financer, sure he will.
I’m betting it will be a boy. Harley.
Last week she was moaning about davehimself having "manflu" and not doing much, then she was moaning about having to clean up after the Twinkies. Did she even notice how many different toy choices they had, and had pulled out to play with.
And no Elle it doesn't look hot when your cheap dome falls off, spend some $ and get one properly riveted on
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Parent of more than 3 children here and parenting is absolutely not that hard. Routine, structure, kids packing lunchboxes from age 4, exercise and not 1000kkk toys is the key. I grew up with next to nothing and we don't have every thing kmart made. There's outside and the kids create their own fun.
jeepers, Ever So Britty has the hickest accent. Like I'm from Southland too but I try hard NOT to roll my Rs like her.
This somehow needs to be the next thread title haha
I actually can't stand her accent sometimes. I wonder if her poor children talk like her lol
Like her and Ellie I rekon have weird accents
Elle puts her on fake American accent. I don't know if Britty means to.
When is it not? Also rain won't keep pie away from you. Wen and Yen trek day.
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Wasnt it through Keto, and fake-aways, and marketing the Welle-club as a go to app for Keto recipes, support, and never ending weight loss challenges, that Elleherselfdingwellketonotkeyochrisp developed her following.
It was a keto wol that let her lose those 30kg of post partum weight. Well, that's what she told her followers. She also told them it was 40-50kg
This morning Elle-herself-nolonger-Keto has reinvented herself as the self proclaimed spokes person for blood sugar instability.
This is so frighteningly scary. She has balanced her life, in her 30s, by balancing her blood sugar levels. She is living proof
She always needed another hit of sugar to function, I'm so confused. Keto meant no cravings
But she is Keto, she made fake s&v chips out of cucumber, chocolate mousse made with cauliflower. Was this all a marketing strategy to sell her weight loss club to desperate followers
Now with her trusty bgl monitor she can tell when she's "tanking" and do something about it. Carbs, protein, fats, but only in her combinations. (Isn't this a balanced diet) chocolate and almonds together, I like that
Elle, as a lawyer this is so dumb, our body regulates the levels of glucose within the blood. If yours
is "tanking" so bad, then you need to see a Dr. Not to advise your followers to purchase a glucometer and start measuring their own.
If diabetic patients in NZ are finding it hard to obtain, and often pay for, the continuous monitors, promoting these for aesthetic reasons is so wrong
You like rice..... You do mean cauliflower rice, which is what you've been promoting all these years
So Elle-herself has reinvented herself, on the blood glucose bandwagon. As an influencer this is shown she is motivated by greed for $$, and sadly is happy to manipulate people into believing she has the answer.
Just so we don't forget. Keto was her answer when it brought in the $$, lost all that weight.
It was a keto wol that let her lose those 30kg of post partum weight. Well, that's what she told her followers. She also told them it was 40-50kg
This morning Elle-herself-nolonger-Keto has reinvented herself as the self proclaimed spokes person for blood sugar instability.
This is so frighteningly scary. She has balanced her life, in her 30s, by balancing her blood sugar levels. She is living proof
She always needed another hit of sugar to function, I'm so confused. Keto meant no cravings
But she is Keto, she made fake s&v chips out of cucumber, chocolate mousse made with cauliflower. Was this all a marketing strategy to sell her weight loss club to desperate followers
Now with her trusty bgl monitor she can tell when she's "tanking" and do something about it. Carbs, protein, fats, but only in her combinations. (Isn't this a balanced diet) chocolate and almonds together, I like that
Elle, as a lawyer this is so dumb, our body regulates the levels of glucose within the blood. If yours
is "tanking" so bad, then you need to see a Dr. Not to advise your followers to purchase a glucometer and start measuring their own.
If diabetic patients in NZ are finding it hard to obtain, and often pay for, the continuous monitors, promoting these for aesthetic reasons is so wrong
You like rice..... You do mean cauliflower rice, which is what you've been promoting all these years
So Elle-herself has reinvented herself, on the blood glucose bandwagon. As an influencer this is shown she is motivated by greed for $$, and sadly is happy to manipulate people into believing she has the answer.
Just so we don't forget. Keto was her answer when it brought in the $$, lost all that weight.
Maybe he doesn't hate social media? Maybe he just doesn't want to be seen with HER. He has an Instagram account but its private.I wonder if he has any idea of any of her online rubbish? Surely people tell him. I still have him on one social media platform I know he uses. Fighting the urge to message and play dumb and ask how hes doing
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