NZ Influencers #69

[simonepretscum]

Didn’t think I’d be explaining how ZM works at 5am on a Saturday, but I need to shut this one down I’m so confident about this that I’m willing to bet never being allowed to talk about my BECs on here again if I’m wrong (not going to happen) NOTHING weird is happening with FVH, long-time listeners just know. You can read the openly published BSA reports online (and search for other random things while you’re at it, some of them are JUICY and will appeal to everyone on here) they met the requirements of apologising on air, that’s done and dusted.

FVH had this Friday and Monday booked off work for MONTHS when Hayley booked in traveling with 7days. All good radio shows will always very strongly encourage the team to take leave on the same days as the show isn’t the same without them all, so Fletch booked the Heaphy track months ago (always hard to get bookings for the Great Walks) and Vaughans ball scan was much more recent (maybe TMI for some, but any man willing to attempt to remove some stigma of getting their bits checked is doing gods work).

They swap around presenter slots if FVH happen to take leave when the others aren’t. Radio rankings are: breakfast, afternoon, days, then evenings/nights, and for staff it’s FVH, Bree and Clint, Georgia, and who ever does the others (soz). So if FVH are away they will get Bree and Clint to fill in on breakfast as much as they’re able to, Georgia will fill afternoons, and then someone else her spot. Nothing fishy. I’m impressed that Clint managed to suck so many people into believing his gag

Regular listeners will know this leave has been booked for AGES! I can’t believe the spiral people went down about this!

 

[shh77]

I’d say so! Clearly a boy but yes we’ll be waiting a week or two for the name lol

Lol I automatically assumed girl!
Looks heaps like giant Harry though!

 

[Pentothal]

100% Elleherself will have been told to keep Roos dressing, and wound dry, which includes playing with water.

A glove over top acts like a glass house, will be all damp and moist under the bandage, fair chance any steri strips will lift . But all good. Elle herself and Dave have medical insurance, so they can demand treatment at any time

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Lol I automatically assumed girl!
Looks heaps like giant Harry though!

I thought girl too!!

 

[Becauseyouasked]

Lol I automatically assumed girl!
Looks heaps like giant Harry though!

I was thinking boy how she was carrying but then also went Old Wives Tale for girl as she seems to have struggled with this pregnancy. Just seemed to age her.
Elle makes everything a drama! My own child had a cut like that at that age. Different part of the body but a couple more stitches than his. I don’t think I’ve seen so much drama!

 

[notmadjustdisappointed]

Holy tit the amount of bloody #ads on Erin's stories!!! All baby stuff must be free and the way she was wanking on about kiri10 and how it gave her the best shower of her life you had the best shower of your life because you are no longer pregnant not because of the crappy hair product

And yes I would say she has a mega paid deal with woman's day for the baby's gender and name. I wonder how many messages she's had asking if it's a boy or girl and what the name is

And also I don't know how she could keep it from her mum and family I wonder now her mum's over the shock if she isn't a little pissed that she wasn't told for a few days. She missed the first few early days

 

[Blardeblarblar]

Holy tit the amount of bloody #ads on Erin's stories!!! All baby stuff must be free and the way she was wanking on about kiri10 and how it gave her the best shower of her life you had the best shower of your life because you are no longer pregnant not because of the crappy hair product

And yes I would say she has a mega paid deal with woman's day for the baby's gender and name. I wonder how many messages she's had asking if it's a boy or girl and what the name is

And also I don't know how she could keep it from her mum and family I wonder now her mum's over the shock if she isn't a little pissed that she wasn't told for a few days. She missed the first few early days

I sure know my mum would have been pissed.

 

[Becauseyouasked]

Erin is so dizzy sometime. Why is she saying her labour and birth all happened so quickly? That to me is not a quick birth. I get she may have been shocked as was expecting to be induced but she was pretty much 40 weeks anyway. First contracts and birthing a baby in less than an hour in total is quick which she didn’t have.

 

[shh77]

I sure know my mum would have been pissed.

I absolutely could NOT keep it a secret for that long!! Even if she was “away at the beach”!
Very happy for them obvs, but the #ADs actually make me sick
DEFINITELY a Woman’s Day feature incoming! Soz Simon

Any guesses on names?

 

[Hootyhoot]

I absolutely could NOT keep it a secret for that long!! Even if she was “away at the beach”!
Very happy for them obvs, but the #ADs actually make me sick
DEFINITELY a Woman’s Day feature incoming! Soz Simon

Any guesses on names?

How do we know that mumma wasn't in on it and acted surprised. We know that Erin and scammone aren't close so as we all know scammone is a fake so probably just saying she knew when she didn't.

 

[simonepretscum]

I know it’s someone’s job but I would shudder.

 

[littlekiwi]

I absolutely could NOT keep it a secret for that long!! Even if she was “away at the beach”!
Very happy for them obvs, but the #ADs actually make me sick
DEFINITELY a Woman’s Day feature incoming! Soz Simon

Any guesses on names?

Harper , Hugo , Henry ,

 

[princeasherfromhobby]

Lol I automatically assumed girl!
Looks heaps like giant Harry though!

well one of us will be right eh pal haha

 

[shh77]

That poor bride! She HATED what MoleHole did to her face!

 

[Pentothal]

That poor bride! She HATED what MoleHole did to her face!

Has Molly edited it, can't see a reaction, just a still pic

 

[hereforfreestuff]

Holy tit the amount of bloody #ads on Erin's stories!!! All baby stuff must be free and the way she was wanking on about kiri10 and how it gave her the best shower of her life you had the best shower of your life because you are no longer pregnant not because of the crappy hair product

And yes I would say she has a mega paid deal with woman's day for the baby's gender and name. I wonder how many messages she's had asking if it's a boy or girl and what the name is

And also I don't know how she could keep it from her mum and family I wonder now her mum's over the shock if she isn't a little pissed that she wasn't told for a few days. She missed the first few early days

Just because she posted it today doesn’t mean she the mum found out today. I’d keep it from my mum as long as possible lol. Some people have close relationships with their parents and some have over bearing mothers who would be annoying in the first few days. It’s a personal choice and who cares what mum thinks, it’s Erin’s birth and baby

 

[NotaAD]

That poor bride! She HATED what MoleHole did to her face!

I thought Halloween was Thursday night how can she be so tit at her job?!

 

[Old.Irrelevant.Flop]

I absolutely could NOT keep it a secret for that long!! Even if she was “away at the beach”!
Very happy for them obvs, but the #ADs actually make me sick
DEFINITELY a Woman’s Day feature incoming! Soz Simon

Any guesses on names?

Im guessing Liam.

 

[imunemployedanditsfriday]

Just because she posted it today doesn’t mean she the mum found out today. I’d keep it from my mum as long as possible lol. Some people have close relationships with their parents and some have over bearing mothers who would be annoying in the first few days. It’s a personal choice and who cares what mum thinks, it’s Erin’s birth and baby

Everyone who is close with their mum thinks other people should be close with theirs eh
We didn’t tell anyone about any of our babies for a couple of days. Just soaked it up and enjoyed being a family of 3/4/5 and then shared the news. No regrets and nobody was mad about it. Nobody is OWED those first few days. It’s a privilege to be invited into the newborn bubble, not a right.

 

[Old.Irrelevant.Flop]

Ellie found a box of Abeille out of nowhere. Nuf said.

 

[Mickybrowneyes]

Ellie found a box of Abeille out of nowhere. Nuf said.

Cue the “oMG GuyS My InBoX BLeW Up, ShOuLd We MakE A SmALL BaTCh AnD SeLL ThEm”