That was the fastest moving thread we have seen for a while, largely due to the shamanic bleep that is Harmie Marnie. After admitting to digging her nails into Mack on purpose, she then tried to convince the masses that it wasn’t her fault but her nervous system reacting. Don’t worry though, she is trying to do better and trying to stop the violence within her home that has been going on for at least 4 years. Receipts below. For context, her trying is, ignoring professional advice, diagnosing him through google and taking herself off social media to continue doing whatever the duck she wants without having to take any accountability. Thankfully some of her fellow InFLueNzerS took a stand and unfollowed her. No escaping to the pool house when you want to hit your kids anymore Harmie.
I can’t even make a joke about this pathetic excuse for a mother and really hope the karma train is about to slam straight into her smug face.
Amongst the horror that is that pig of a woman, we’ve seen Finau return from Australia without any of her kids. Despite her father dying of heart related illness in his early 50’s, she continues to eat her feelings at a rapid pace along with seasonings pussy. Speaking of seasoning, looks like she’s been made redundant. I’m sure it has absolutelyeverything nothing to do with selling drugs on social media.
Poor old Pori Mahmah has been fat shamed by a doctor. To console herself and prove the bastards wrong she has eaten 5497 chicken wings, 35 noodle bowls and 345 biscuits….today.
The twinkies mum has been diagnosed with ADHD and is reinventing herself to tap into the untouched market. Lord give me strength to survive this phase.
Not trying very hard to conceive Ellie is still not pregnant. Danni is still child free. Leah Light is still a bleep, but a bleep who no longer works at Michael Hill. Carmen Letts is having a rough time, seeking attention and head pats by not actually telling anyone what’s going on. Carmen that’s so Facebook 2018.
Noodle hair aka Betts gave us a bit of a scare, disappearing for a while there. Never fear she’s still alive and kicking but appears to have slipped off Cherie’s (that’s Cherie with a pool in case you were wondering) friend group. Some say she doesn’t get on with heart eyes, me personally thinks this was a cunning plan by Cherie so she didn’t have to display that god awful portrait of her son ever again.
Louisa Morley continues to try and scab free holidays and phones. Scammone you are not Louisa. If you want to go on holiday, I suggest contacting Rebecca K – she has a reallyoverpriced good tent for sale. Given the state of her home, I have no doubt it’s in horrendous 'as new' condition. She might even throw in a few brownies for you.
LFYDs: Littletit Frankie is back putting in solid work to win the Nobel peace prize for 2038. This time popping on some watermelon bracelets for the poor kids of Gaza. You are such a natural speaker Frankie, your daddy wasn’t putting those words in your mouth AT ALL. Speaking of daddy, please tell him to put some clothes on. Absolutely nothing says rich white bleep like a man lathered up in soap suds snaking around on the bonnet of his Beamer. Receipt below showing support for Harmie Marnie...you do you babes, if harming your kid is your thing, then duck the haters.
We all shared a mutual dislike for the Mowbrays, delighted in the fact Ellie is wearing the tattle uniform and shared a collective sigh of relief for Maria that she was able to get back to the cupcakes and reading now the toddlers are back at school. Oh and she's been for a walk!
Thank you for the lords work Tattlers. As you were
Edit. I'm having trouble with the receipts attaching. They can all be found in thread 52.
I can’t even make a joke about this pathetic excuse for a mother and really hope the karma train is about to slam straight into her smug face.
Amongst the horror that is that pig of a woman, we’ve seen Finau return from Australia without any of her kids. Despite her father dying of heart related illness in his early 50’s, she continues to eat her feelings at a rapid pace along with seasonings pussy. Speaking of seasoning, looks like she’s been made redundant. I’m sure it has absolutely
Poor old Pori Mahmah has been fat shamed by a doctor. To console herself and prove the bastards wrong she has eaten 5497 chicken wings, 35 noodle bowls and 345 biscuits….today.
The twinkies mum has been diagnosed with ADHD and is reinventing herself to tap into the untouched market. Lord give me strength to survive this phase.
Noodle hair aka Betts gave us a bit of a scare, disappearing for a while there. Never fear she’s still alive and kicking but appears to have slipped off Cherie’s (that’s Cherie with a pool in case you were wondering) friend group. Some say she doesn’t get on with heart eyes, me personally thinks this was a cunning plan by Cherie so she didn’t have to display that god awful portrait of her son ever again.
Louisa Morley continues to try and scab free holidays and phones. Scammone you are not Louisa. If you want to go on holiday, I suggest contacting Rebecca K – she has a really
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We all shared a mutual dislike for the Mowbrays, delighted in the fact Ellie is wearing the tattle uniform and shared a collective sigh of relief for Maria that she was able to get back to the cupcakes and reading now the toddlers are back at school. Oh and she's been for a walk!
Thank you for the lords work Tattlers. As you were
Edit. I'm having trouble with the receipts attaching. They can all be found in thread 52.
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