Nozkeanecoaching

[Fifah1907]

I got very lean for a photoshoot last year, not bodybuilding lean, but too lean for what I should have been. It was horrible. I was a right moody cow and I’m surprised I came out of my prep with my partner still by my side

 

[Fifah1907]

This is so pathetic. Based on what they both charge for plans, Christy also having a full time job and how much they seem to spunk on hotels and air bnbs every few weeks, WHY are they still living in one little room at his mummy's house imagine being trapped next to your sleeping adult bf and not even feeling able to go sit in the living room. It's weird

So so so so weird. Why does she not just go and talk to his mum, why’s she trapped in his room. I spend more time with my partner’s mum than he does

 

[fluffy_unicorn🦄]

Her story’s always say ‘ticking boxes everyday’ clearly not if nothings changed in months

 

[Robbie09]

Stand further back, pull your knickers up,breathe in and arms out and also dark tan. Taaaa daaaa lean as f

She is a very old looking woman and if didn’t upload so many check in pictures within the hours it feels, we might see some difference. She comes across bat shit crazy and runs off to whoever flavour of the month is

 

[Tit.tat]

If he had to push down on every rep- why’s it doing for her?! Just drop the weight? Leave your ego at the door!

 

[Robbie09]

BF falls asleep as been at work all day while you just pose, get steps in and drink cold brews

 

[Crabbiepants]

Exactly. I’m yet to see a successful winner who actually isn’t an online coach and can dedicate day in, day out to training, hmmm

Paramedicthatlifts placed 2 yesterday and (as the name suggests) is a paramedic. But they’re few and far between !

 

[Lottielotts]

Whyyyyyyyyyyyy does she go on the stairs so slowly with her feet turned out

I feel you! Can’t stand it! I thought the stairmaster was to get her heart rate up. She’s a lazy clown feet fucker!

 

[Caffeine Fiend]

Thats just how these body builders look when theyre prepping for a show. The body fat is generally quite low so they do look quite gaunt. They also dehydrate themselves do they not prior to the show.

Its not for me but I dont think they really care that it ages them aslong as they get their desired look.

 

[Fifah1907]

That’s weird. I thought it was just them two.
He seems to have a normal job as well and she just seems to be at home (his mums) a lot then fancying around as an online coach.
Yea surely between them they could maybe rent someone together

I love my MiL to pieces, and my OH still lives at home but I can’t imagine spending all my time living with her when you WFH

 

[fluffy_unicorn🦄]

My experience with her sounds like yours @Lazybee
She was late to my initial call
Gave me a meal plan with food I didn’t like so paid no attention to my form
Moved me to IIFYM so I was working out food myself so why pay her when I could get this from Google?
Didn’t get a choice of check in days and this couldn’t be moved ever - mine was mid week but I did a good shop on Saturday as I work 2 jobs so her changing food/calories on a Wednesday meant I had 4 days of food left that I couldn’t use
Didn’t listen to injuries - I got injured and said I can’t do any chest so she swapped my chest press out for a chest fly and then when I said again put something else I couldn’t do in so I gave up asking and just missed it out
When she was living in southampton she was horrendous - expected check ins to be done by 10am but often wouldn’t give you feedback to 10pm. Never spoke in the group chat.
She had her favourites and if you weren’t a favourite you got ignored.
She put you on lowwwww calories - I’ve seen people on 1400 when they’re not competing which is so low
She never allowed an off plan meal so people would go off plan at the weekend as they couldn’t be strict all the time like a BB is

I lasted 6 months before I got fed up!

Now have a different coach who is a million times better! So much communication and he treats everyone the same, listens to injuries, gives an off plan meal so you get that bit of freedom - couldn’t fault him!

 

[fluffy_unicorn🦄]

Must be desperate to make even more progress.
I don’t get how that’s being relatable either.
Ok works as an online coach but too tired to leave the bed

This is so unrelatable and also she’s no where near prep so when does actually prep is she guna do 3 hours cardio a day? Also dangerous as people copy her and will do the same. Try working an office job or any other demanding job where you can’t work from home

 

[Robbie09]

What a sad life to lead to spend time in her boyfriends bedroom while he’s at work in between solo gym visits and walks.
Pretty sure, they’d save money without buying constant takeaway coffees too

 

[Robbie09]

i believe she constantly cheats on her diet. she never looks any different whatsoever considering she lives in the gym . she’s said before she suffered with binging,

You could have a point there, just no difference in her body whatsoever when she posts these stupid check in videos

 

[Kittycatruns1979]

Is she trying to bulk or cut? I'm confused by this one........

 

[Robbie09]

Was just coming here to say this!

Honest to god. Where does her magic money pot come from besides someone saying e cards for Costa but I meant all these travelling, training, eating out and buying gym clothing.
she can’t be that popular an online coach if she’s the advert

 

[Fifah1907]

Whyyyyyyyyyyyy does she go on the stairs so slowly with her feet turned out

 

[Clickthelinkbelow]

Stand further back, pull your knickers up,breathe in and arms out and also dark tan. Taaaa daaaa lean as f

 

[DietGossip]

There's no way she's going to be competing any time soon

 

[Robbie09]

I think its pretty ballsy she's charging people to coach them when she clearly isn't adhering to her coach and is struggling big time. She has dropped literally NO body fat under either coach and just seems to follow bb men up and down the country falling from relationship to relationship and ditching her mates.

I agree 100%