ElenaK
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Just try to imagine the interaction between these two dimwits! And Niomi at the centre!! The parody writes itself!Oh an awkward Forky-Lordon run in would be hilarious. Please, Mama Baaahli, make this happen
Forky, all smug: 'You should try radical upper body strength training, it builds muscle!'
Lordon, indignant: 'I have tried it! Niomi, MY fiancee was literally on my back!'
Forky: 'WomAn are so funny, aren't they?'
Lordon: 'They're so silly and sometimes scary, but Niomi is in her feminine energy now, she's safe!'
'She made me move all her boxes to her shed when we dated!'
'She made me pack all her luggage for this trip!'
'Them females, what would they do without us strong mens!' (chest beating)