Niomi Smart #67 Lordon's pointy pencil peen is the very worst thing we've ever seen

[BWGossip]

First attempt at doing a bingo card ! (Hopefully, there is no typo but please let me know, I'll correct it!)

 

[adviseplz]

The 'potato stereotype' is actually a derogatory term, stemming from a famine caused by the British. Educate yourself Niomi if you're going to be living there.

 

[Georginasparks]

I'm massively behind! But I can't believe she is engaged to Jamie White I used to date a guy who worked with him in midnight events back in the day, the event headquarters we're in a basement of a house off leeson street which I'm pretty sure is where they are living now. I remember the knicker party well, Jamie was the biggest stuck up arsehole I have ever met.

 

[LolitaBlah]

 

[ItsMeMartha]

Thanks Niomi, I’m already doing the job of 3 people and have just been told I need to take over some more of a colleagues tasks.
This picture of the sun really helped me,
I don’t want to stab anyone anymore.

 

[earlgrey]

Sorry but I absolutely called it that her aura of happiness and light would fall apart the second she got back to Dublin and it rained, I just can’t believe it was so soon.

Now if I recommend her some self help books on how not to be a miserable cow would that make her feel better?

 

[earlgrey]

If you’d told me back in her dreamy Joe “I just woke up at 6am to do a 10k and eat three blueberries” era she’d be taking naked mud baths at druggie festivals, posting foreplay in cafes and antagonising airport staff I’d never have believed you

 

[LolitaBlah]

Hello guuuuys I'm back!! litcherally nothing changed: she's still going crazy and this thread is still discussing DJ. Oh how much I missed you guys!! Was secretly wishing for a breaking up with whatever his name is but well.. bring on Bahhhliii
(By the way I'm engaged!!!! )

 

[Jelly Bean]

Don't we know all about their first meeting already?
His teeth came into the room 10 minutes ahead of the rest of him and she was bewitched by his smile. Then the 'are you open to love?' bilge from the stalkers handbook.
We already know it Nims

 

[judgejohndeed]

Haha thank you for posting the link, here's also the screen shot that @cee-bee posted on there

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This guy is so fucking dumb I honestly wonder how he gets himself out of the house in the morning, jesus christ

 

[Heygooooyyyyzzzzz]

I’m tempted to apply for the VA job just for the lols and to get the inside scoop

 

[Jelly Bean]

Sometimes we laugh at things that scare us as a coping mechanism.

Translation: Niomi is terrified by carbs
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Fun fact - this is not true you patronising shite.
I lived in Ireland for 25 years, and my OH is Irish, and have never encountered this sweeping statement. Yes of course potatoes can be on a menu accompanying a meal (like most eateries) but served as a side with EVERYTHING?
She really is an offensive twat.

 

[curiouscat106]

Apologies if this has already been noted, but I just saw that Lordon commented on that vomit inducing make out video just to add a bit more ick to the ick.

 

[Coldfeet]

Sometimes we laugh at things that scare us as a coping mechanism.

Translation: Niomi is terrified by carbs
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Garbage. Such total ignorance. Did she read about the potato famine???? Spent half my life in Ireland- mum Irish. It's just another vegetable. Such a cringe ignoramus.

 

[Shutterbug99]

Thanks for voting for my thread title! I've amended it a little as I think 'pointy pencil peen' reads better than 'skinny pencil peen.'

Recap:
Nims and Lordon got frisky in a reel where they displayed their love in public and Lordon declared he was 'a bit horny'. Nims faced a backlash for this in the comment section of her IG, with one person declaring this was the 'worst thing I have seen today,' while others told Niomi her content is now more suited to OnlyFans.
They then went to Boom Festival where Nims did sex yoga with Kevin, our gruesome twosome rolled around naked in the mud and Lordon showed off his peen.
Post-festival, Nims sees herself as an enlightened being who exists on a higher plane than other mere mortals. When she had a run in with an 'unbelievably rude' person at the airport, she told him to calm down and recommended him a self-help book. Yes, she really is this insufferable.
Nims has declared she is on a path of love, happiness and freedom, all while looking completely dead behind the eyes.
She is now hinting that she will be moving into life coaching and 'helping' her followers to become as 'enlightened' as her. Truly, she sounds completely bonkers and has been entirely brainwashed by Lordon.

 

[curiouscat106]

I hope her hippy era means she stops getting gifted Wimbledon tickets and Dior freebies. In fact all freebies from luxury brands.

 

[ElenaK]

Apologies if this has already been noted, but I just saw that Lordon commented on that vomit inducing make out video just to add a bit more ick to the ick.
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He's taking the piss now! It's 'vulnerable and brave' to post porn on main? OK, Donkey! His 'I'm getting horny!' was especially vulnerable, such a gentle soul! Such a keeper!

 

[LolitaBlah]

What she really wanted to say:

 

[Callan]

15 minutes into meeting... this dude def had a plan.

 

[Jackie Daytona]

She says you have to keep your mouth closed during yoga… I guess Jamie can’t ever practice yoga.