NI Influencers #3

[cbelle48]

Lurganista

insta story claiming that a fella in JD Sports told her she looks 24 (she’s in her 40s) saying all the staff came out to have a look at her sitting posing trying to plug an affiliate link for a face serum. I’m actually embarrased at how much bullshit she comes out with. So obsessed with herself that she clearly makes this shite up and thinks people will genuinely believe it

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

Looks like Santa didn’t bring LNA any trousers

 

[hol20x]

Looks like Santa didn’t bring LNA any trousers

Didn't bring her ma a dictionary either!

 

[Never Impressed]

Who does this? Filming yourself trying to cry? Fuck me.

 

[dickyticker]

Who does this? Filming yourself trying to cry? Fuck me.

Probably looking for a collab with an IVF or fertility clinic, they've told her to start the ball rolling by rubbing onions in her eyes and pretending to gurn.

 

[mcsparkle12]

Diet Starts Monday

Who is paying her for nutritional/fitness/health and well being advice? Is there not some sort of regulatory body that monitors this sort of thing. Absolute scandal! I’m a bigger woman myself, I absolutely need to lose weight for my health, I just can’t see how this is allowed, it’s like preying on vulnerable overweight people. Honestly not fat shaming I actually think it’s good that not all health and well being professionals should be “shredded” it’s just that she’s not even close to being a healthy weight!

 

[dazzled103]

new man

Looks like a bit of a knob

I think The Backstreet Boys need their member back (see what I did there…member )

 

[Your Da Sells Avon]

Why is this wanker and her eyebrows being gifted a spa treatment to the Galgorm?! greedy entitled bitch. Why do they not give it to someone who truly needs and deserves it?! Like an NHS worker?! I will absolutely never part with any of my hard-earned money to go to the Galgorm. Sick to the back teeth seeing them gift hundreds of pounds worth of spa treatments to these insta huns Shame on you Jordan for accepting it, and shame on the Galgorm for gifting it

That’s part of the problem - these ones have no shame. Just in it for the freebies. So many businesses that I wouldn’t bother with now due to the excessive gifting to ‘influencers’.

 

[Justherefortittle]

What’s Rebecca maguire up too now ?

new man

Looks like a bit of a knob

 

[chunky1983]

Andy ampx up to no good!

 

[IceScream]

Primark

the content creation was zero, just so lazy, no thought, no story telling of the significance of the building etcetc

surely Cathy Martin sends them all a press pack of some sort and notes on how to mark the content gifted, paid promo or whatever is appropriate, whole thing so shoddy

 

[Justherefortittle]

That poundland bag fiasco video just screams Beverly trying her best to get some wee lad sacked

Never Been spoke to like that before - well I bet that’s a lie and you have heard much worse

What a way for a man to treat a woman - would you prefer he was brought up with the same manners as your son Bev and just beat 12 shades of shite out of you instead

 

[Pinkpea]

wait what? Fill us all in?

Yes fill us in lol

The worst thing is there's plenty of people who will pay it

Anyone know who this cretin is?

Ehhh... Rupert the bear and jedwards love child ???

 

[Duchesspink]

I met the Lurgan Queen and she told me unsolicited she was an influencer she's actually very nice bless her.

God love her. My daughter tells everyone she's Anna from frozen, we all smile and nod.
I get the feeling that's how people respond when Wendy tells them she's an influencer

 

[Your Da Sells Avon]

Lads, don't waste your time going to that new Primark.

It was shite, everything was out of stock, empty shelves etc. I don't actually see the hype at all, same with Belfast in general.

I never bother with Primark so couldn’t understand all the hype for the reopening (Cathy Martin ‘crying’ ffs). Belfast city centre has really gone to the dogs, pretty depressing walking round it.

 

[TmmySmth]

That fuckin balloon Nadia long is out danderin about the Xmas market and town in a weighted vest

 

[hol20x]

Awwwww she must be on here reading as she's finally scrubbed her decking

I sent her an anon question the other day asking how she doesn't slip on her dirty decking. She didn't respond.

 

[hol20x]

She’s still ranting about refugees . Why s she worried where tax money goes when she doesn’t pay any out tax money going to her benefits

But it's okay for the taxpayer's money to go on her benefits cos she's from here.

 

[hol20x]

Which one of you sent this? Raging she didn't answer my question about how she doesn't fall on her hole on that dirty decking!

 

[TmmySmth]

can some1 give me a background on cathy martin what she actually ever done to be this events manager / socialite / scrounging cunt please? thank you!!!!!