Welcome to thread 44, before you settle in, a few things to note....
MFM aka HappyMumHappyChild may need to consult Cassie for rebranding tips as seriously no one is more unlike their name than her. An easy switch would be UnhappyMumUnhappyChild but really the options are endless– BoringContentBoringLife, ObessiveReaderCupcakeFeeder or maybe AbsentMotherAbsentWife. To summarize, still crying over books, still in therapy, still eating cupcakes, still dressing her kids in clothing way too small, and still posting memes that only she finds funny.
5kiwikids might be private, might not, it changes more frequently than Midnight Motors is open. Still sharing grocery hauls, business takings and private details around how they came to get their *BUSINESS* for an absolute steal. Baby Myles must be so excited to be born, he has a dirty baby carrier, no pram, some Postie clothes, and a bed with SpongeBob to look forward to on arrival.
Finau moved to Australia to try parenting again. After deciding yeah, nah, she ditched them and decided thedrugs lifestyle in New Zealand is more her thing. In her own words she is still depressed, still fat (but cute) and still posting about chicken seasonings pussy.
Marnie much like her fashion sense and her update onthe difficult one Mack’s issues, her power animal is nowhere in sight, and she’s had to go on a shamanic journey to an actual Dr to treat little T Rex for several post birth conditions. Also, after finally working out that 4 kids in a 2-bedroom house is hard work she made the refreshing realisation that she needs to let some parenting things go, starting with allowing her kids to eat fruit. Marnie your kids are so blessed.
Rebecca Kiel stillembarrassing herself entertaining the masses to fund her husband’s one year shag-a-thon study. Everyone is chipping in and even Aggie is frequenting McDonalds a little less to help Daddy out. It’s a rare thing on Tattle but we may be feeling some sympathy for this poor woman. Literally everyone in the world, aside from her, knows her marriage is over.
Erin Simpson personally I had to unfollow this month, but it seems poor Harry is still being fed food only fit for prisons. His nappy is still overloaded, and he could really do with wearing some of the million clothes his mum #ad all the time.
Officially Em Don’t follow but I think she finally worked out what to do with her lazy $16k. Sadly it didn’t go towards buying her D’s a birthday present, they did that for themselves. This will be because she hates them. A lot.
Elle Herself is still on holiday and sadly they didn’t leave their cringe dance moves at home. Thankfully Miss Rachel is there with them every step of the way continuing to entertain the twinkies in boring places like New York and Disneyland where there is absolutely nothing worth looking at so the iPad on 24/7 makes total sense.
Skete blah, yuk, gross, did you know she has ADHD? Next….
Emilywrites continues to divide the Tattlers. Personally I love that her guilty pleasure is a good Tattle binge, but yeah we get it, vote Green, change the record.
Bernadebt loves her dog, more than washing her hands, her kids or paying her debts. She also continues to delude herself that she is a portrait artist and her latest effort makes James look like a 70 year old man.
Love from your Dads in their own words ‘all they do is eat, sleep, drink and repeat’ oh and continue to boast that little Lulu is well on her way todrowning becoming an Olympic swimmer. It appears they are still in Bali, Mark appears to want to be anywhere but….#prayersformark
SeraLilly the poor thing had a InFLUenCER rip her off. Quick someone start a givealittle page for her and I’ll get out my worlds tiniest violin
Simone Anderson has her own page but honestly, she’s so boring and irrelevant these days shes not even worth talking about.
Just Jess also has her own page, go check it out for the funny banter.
Winners of the month – Nadine Higgins for being an all-round decent human and the beautiful Jana MacPherson for facing the loss of her husband with grace and gratitude to everyone who has supported them.
Surprise of the month – the delightful but thoroughly dull Gemma McCaw made headlines with foot gate. Who would have thought she would do or say anything even slightly controversial. Richie won't be impressed.
Lastly dont forget we have the off topic chat set up now. Some good non influencer banter on there.
See ya!
- Be kind, this is my first time
- 5millionMandurahkids is requesting we dont post her kids faces on here. She's desperate for
Patreon customersprivacy so if you want to see what flavour ice cream Alvins’ little chipmunks prefer, or what the weather forecast is in Mandurah, it’s going to cost you 2 bucks a week. Form a queue ladies! - Please do not pile on MFM for using a sandwich press to make a toasted sandwich, I mean I know that’s totally out the gate but Maria DGAF and will show you 2806 memes to let you know.
- More of the hand dangler please – that one still has plenty of mileage.
MFM aka HappyMumHappyChild may need to consult Cassie for rebranding tips as seriously no one is more unlike their name than her. An easy switch would be UnhappyMumUnhappyChild but really the options are endless– BoringContentBoringLife, ObessiveReaderCupcakeFeeder or maybe AbsentMotherAbsentWife. To summarize, still crying over books, still in therapy, still eating cupcakes, still dressing her kids in clothing way too small, and still posting memes that only she finds funny.
5kiwikids might be private, might not, it changes more frequently than Midnight Motors is open. Still sharing grocery hauls, business takings and private details around how they came to get their *BUSINESS* for an absolute steal. Baby Myles must be so excited to be born, he has a dirty baby carrier, no pram, some Postie clothes, and a bed with SpongeBob to look forward to on arrival.
Finau moved to Australia to try parenting again. After deciding yeah, nah, she ditched them and decided the
Marnie much like her fashion sense and her update on
Rebecca Kiel still
Erin Simpson personally I had to unfollow this month, but it seems poor Harry is still being fed food only fit for prisons. His nappy is still overloaded, and he could really do with wearing some of the million clothes his mum #ad all the time.
Officially Em Don’t follow but I think she finally worked out what to do with her lazy $16k. Sadly it didn’t go towards buying her D’s a birthday present, they did that for themselves. This will be because she hates them. A lot.
Elle Herself is still on holiday and sadly they didn’t leave their cringe dance moves at home. Thankfully Miss Rachel is there with them every step of the way continuing to entertain the twinkies in boring places like New York and Disneyland where there is absolutely nothing worth looking at so the iPad on 24/7 makes total sense.
Skete blah, yuk, gross, did you know she has ADHD? Next….
Emilywrites continues to divide the Tattlers. Personally I love that her guilty pleasure is a good Tattle binge, but yeah we get it, vote Green, change the record.
Bernadebt loves her dog, more than washing her hands, her kids or paying her debts. She also continues to delude herself that she is a portrait artist and her latest effort makes James look like a 70 year old man.
Love from your Dads in their own words ‘all they do is eat, sleep, drink and repeat’ oh and continue to boast that little Lulu is well on her way to
SeraLilly the poor thing had a InFLUenCER rip her off. Quick someone start a givealittle page for her and I’ll get out my worlds tiniest violin
Simone Anderson has her own page but honestly, she’s so boring and irrelevant these days shes not even worth talking about.
Just Jess also has her own page, go check it out for the funny banter.
Winners of the month – Nadine Higgins for being an all-round decent human and the beautiful Jana MacPherson for facing the loss of her husband with grace and gratitude to everyone who has supported them.
Surprise of the month – the delightful but thoroughly dull Gemma McCaw made headlines with foot gate. Who would have thought she would do or say anything even slightly controversial. Richie won't be impressed.
Lastly dont forget we have the off topic chat set up now. Some good non influencer banter on there.
See ya!
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Alvn must absolutely love being around her when she's having a paddy 
