New baby and post birth advice #44 I am fondant

My baby is…

  • Under 3 months

    Votes: 44 31.7%

  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 22 15.8%

  • 7-9 months

    Votes: 12 8.6%

  • 10-12 months

    Votes: 13 9.4%

  • 13-18 months

    Votes: 14 10.1%

  • 19-24 months

    Votes: 4 2.9%

  • 2+ years

    Votes: 1 0.7%

  • Still in utero, I’m just reading ahead

    Votes: 16 11.5%

  • Im a lurking KW

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • I am hosting a puppy shower and I’m looking for inspiration

    Votes: 6 4.3%

  • I enjoy a lie in and a full English breakfast at the weekend, reading here to fill my empty life

    Votes: 7 5.0%
  • Total voters
    139
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Borntorun

Borntorun

Thank you to @jackolantern for the new thread title. Enjoy the first birthday celebrations in your house this week ☺

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Jellybean093

Jellybean093

@Gossipgirl79 - from the last thread, mums are the WORST! Im trying to tell me mum the research that has happened from me being a baby and sleeping on my front to research now to why you shouldn’t, but she just doesn’t understand because ‘you lot never died, and I had loads of friends with babies who are still alive’

Trust your instinct. Hold the baby

Also, are you my SIL, coz my nephew is 12 and my new nephew is a mknth old 👀😂
 
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Gossipgirl79

Jellybean093 said:
@Gossipgirl79 - from the last thread, mums are the WORST! Im trying to tell me mum the research that has happened from me being a baby and sleeping on my front to research now to why you shouldn’t, but she just doesn’t understand because ‘you lot never died, and I had loads of friends with babies who are still alive’

Trust your instinct. Hold the baby

Also, are you my SIL, coz my nephew is 12 and my new nephew is a mknth old 👀😂
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Haha I wish my SIL is as nice as you!!! 🤣 My baby and my step kid are both girls. 💗
 
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fairylights2000

Celeste said:
Nothing better when you're worried they haven't been for a while. 😂 Never thought poo would make me so happy.
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my son hadn't pooed for over 12 hours today and I got a bit nervous ... cue my husband finding an incredible poo that smelled of extra mature cheddar! Apologies to anyone with a weak stomach 😅
 
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Definitelyme

Borntorun said:
Nothing new since I posted on tattle about it actually. Perhaps the Mums have got bored of him 😂
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Maybe they have shelved any ideas about him they had. Bunch of weirdos. Probably the type of women who get drunk and go on rambling rampages.
 
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LittleBluebird

LittleBluebird

Daycare workers are the true heroes. They spend all day putting socks back on babies & children.
I can’t wait for sock fuckery season to be over and she can go barefoot in the house.
 
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