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Thread 6 already! Looking forward to an @Esme catch up 
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I’m guessing they’re all off to see Diversity again, but Fran will make a family weekend of it, and Nay will just drop in for the day as she has a ‘migraine’ scheduled for tomorrow…
Looks like she was just going to Starbucks
Here you go my little huns 
just as tattle mentioned nay was spending more time with the children, the thread kicked off with nay spending the day in London, going home to get glammed up and going to a boxing event as a tag along with Jordan and Perri
it was revealed the next day the guard dog Mishka had finally arrived to the Banjo household - as per the stellar and attentive people nay and Jordan are, Mishka’s first night in her new home was while they were out. Go figure
it transpired Mimi’s birthday was a gifted day at peppa pig world. As expected this caused uproar on tattle. For someone who claims to earn 5 figures, it’s madness they only went there as it was free and at a time when families are struggling to afford food let alone days out. Poor Mimi spent most of the day strapped into the buggy as usual too
nay had the audacity to post about being burnt out and knowing when to ask for help, saying she needs a break from parenting and a day to sleep, rest and recharge but doesn’t always speak up for help she needs to stop - the girl who spends her entire life away from her children, getting her hair, lashes and nails done regularly, regular gym sessions, regular date nights with Jordan, lunch out with friends and has A FULL TIME NANNY AND A CLEANER.
even more frustratingly about peppa pig world was the news that the rides were stopped and the banjos queue jumped everything and rode alone - paying customers had to wait even longer
nay did an ad for hello fresh seemingly forgetting she’s been showing off her “healthy” ready meals for breakfast, lunch and dinner
nay and Jordan took the new guard dog out alone for the day (nothing new here). Nay claimed it was so they could get to know her and how she’d behave going out and on walks 
jordan uploaded a photo from the boxing event of just him and Perri. Tattle were shocked and waited with baited breath for the photo with nay to appear - it did appear a day or two later
nay revealed she was taking Cass to work with her - of course it was only because it was a gifted trip/paid. A grid post followed saying she doesn’t get enough one on one time with her children even though she’s a SAHM that chooses to have a full time nanny and go out without her children every day
despite her repeated claims she’s on her own and has no family support, papa banjo was looking after Mimi while Cass was out with nay as she uploaded a selfie she was sent 
nay complained again about mimi not going to sleep at her bedtime of 6:30, she had very generously moved it from 6. Tattle concurred it was likely Mimi wasn’t even tired with that bedtime following an afternoon nap
following the grid post about the paid day out with Cass, nay put up a story claiming she was so blessed, so grateful to have a job where she spends every day with her children because as a child she was cared for by different people and she always wanted to be around for her babies, it had taken hard work and sacrifices to achieve this - tattle were absolutely baffled at such claims when she hardly ever spends time with her children!!!
it was the 1 year anniversary of Jordan and Perri doing the kiss radio and it was “a goal they didn’t think would happen for years” 
nay tried to claim that she doesn’t post everything on social media, that there are many farm and park trips she doesn’t record and put up - pull the other one nay
tattle noticed that nay had been spending a lot more time with the children and much less time at the gym, out for lunch, out for coffee, at the hairdressers, getting her lashes done - instead of actively choosing to be more present it later transpired the nanny had august off as she had holiday to use 
the children were even treated to an evening dog walk which has never ever happened before, even Elmo went despite nay previously saying Elmo doesn’t need walks or at least lengthy ones
despite nay’s claims SHE has worked so hard for her life and what SHE has - she proceeded to put a story up of Jordan’s Audi TT saying she’d take it for a spin. Jordan reshared it to say he’ll divorce her and she then reshared that to say she’s waiting on her Range Rover in a matching wrap - so it seems after all she is only with Jordan for his money
CRINGE ALERT nay did an ad for J20, a drink we’ve never seen her have before (too lower class darling) with a pitiful cheese board…that consisted of a slab of cheddar cheese, ready sliced Mexican cheese and some grapes (page 19 on the previous thread if you need a right laugh at the reaction, it made me roar again reading the reactions and seeing the pitiful “cheese board”) but i'll include it here
nay got her hair done AGAIN. Tattle couldn’t tell the difference AGAIN even though she goes to big hair big dreams 
a recurrent theme on these threads is every Sunday, nay will complain that she’s having a bad day and is ill. This coincides with the fact she is usually alone on this day and seems to find it impossible to want to be with her children, care for them and very resentful at the world. She will refer to often parenting alone and detail how it’s a bad mental health day because she’s tired and has a headache seemingly forgetting that she has a full time nanny and lots of support especially from papa banjo. She has no idea how fortunate she is and how ridiculous it is she cannot cope for one day doing it on her own.
following nay’s usual Sunday breakdown, which tattle thought was for Jordan’s attention as he was away with diversity she shared a message saying he was taking her out for dinner when he got back the next day
Monday arrived and Jordan had two weeks off the Kiss breakfast show but nay shared that it was the only day for the entirety of august that he had with the children. They went to the farm and both complained about how cold and windy it was, while on their phones and not engaging with the children but filming each other with their hoods up
during date night both nay and Jordan uploaded an endless second by second account of the evening, the food, etc. Hard to believe they actually have any time together because they’re so busy filming it for the gram. The following day nay proceeded to say she really needed their night out as they BOTH get wrapped up in work and don’t make time to enjoy the simple things
jordan went back on tour with diversity and nay took the kids out for a meal with a friend who shared that the kids had “misbehaved” at the restaurant and Mimi had chucked her tablet, when the more likely story is that the children aren’t sure how to behave and need guidance and interaction instead of being plonked with technology and left to it
tattle noticed that Fran had taken her two to butlins to see diversity in action, comments were made about how lovely it was for Fran’s two (Cass and Mimi’s cousins) to be seeing not only their dad, but their nan and all of diversity as well as a little holiday. There is nothing tying nay to home, she always claims her “job” means she can be around more but she makes no effort to support diversity or take the children along. However Jordan sent her flowers as he was away so she was happy
another recurrent theme on these threads is how often nay has to go braless and always has her nips on full display. In retaliation nay posted a grid post, braless, “to show all the trolls because they hate it”…she couldn’t make it any more obvious it was aimed at tattle while claiming in a comment to someone she doesn’t know what tattle is despite previously sharing comments made here and directing more people here tattle were more concerned that she was so rattled by comments about her going braless than her crap parenting!
having also seen tattle raving about Fran going to butlins to see diversity, nay had clearly had a go at Jordan as she and her instahuns got collected by the tour bus the next day and zoomed down to Bognor Regis at lightning speed
despite Jordan’s children and fiancée being at butlins for the day, there wasn’t much posted and there was no interaction between nay and Fran or any sight of the cousins together in any stories even though they were both at the diversity show in the front stage area
obviously to prove us jelly Kelly’s wrong on nays orders the next day jordan uploaded a story of him walking Cass to the stage but also had the instahun kids in tow, there wasn’t much else we saw
nay proceeded to say how the kids were at an age to enjoy butlins and it was a big holiday camp….!!! No tit Sherlock
to just prove her point further that she doesn’t show every second of her day, she went to Brighton and uploaded every single second
nay wanted to do a typical instahun post so uploaded a carousel of Cass and Mimi having a sink bath. Tattle were horrified and were discussing the risks to children when seemingly innocent photos are put online and used by sexual predators. Instagram had the carousel removed and nay called her followers weirdos for reporting it. It is more likely however that Instagram flagged it due to nudity. Nay was silent for the rest of the day and most of Monday before admitting her phone was smashed - something which tattle thought might have been done on purpose in response to her sink bath photos being removed. She has since been scribbling over her children from the neck down to ensure her uploads aren’t removed again rather than thinking about protecting her children
Jordan was home for the day but nay went shopping with a friend and the kids. Luckily for us, she managed to reshare her friends Instagram story about being at the shopping centre so we all knew - phew!
a tattler discovered the listing of the old banjo house that nay claimed was never marketed! Page 39 for anyone wanting to look, it now says removed by request of the agent
Jordan put up a grid post showing him with a massive hamleys bag and Cass running off, saying it was before Jordan saw the receipt and asked for his money back. Tattle made a few comments about how materialistic and in poor taste it was to be showing off how much money they have. Everyone can treat their child and spend how they like but don’t need to put it online. Almost immediately nay reshared the post to her stories claiming they had been trolled for treating “their children” to one toy each, they donate all old toys and baby stuff to the church and she would explain the reason for the hamleys trip soon because it was for a good cause. She soon deleted this rant though
nay started carting an iPad around as she couldn’t bear not sharing everything without her phone
nay revealed the reason for their “good cause” trip to hamleys was so that in exchange for a toy cass handed his dummy over to the cashier…not a genuine good cause like buying for children in hospital or those less fortunate. She also claimed there was no right time to get rid of the dummy but that they waited for Cass to decide because it was a comfort. Their lazy parenting has no doubt led to the speech issues and his dummy mouth, and while she claims it was only for bedtime just in the last thread alone tattlers had been spotting the dummy at all hours of the day
nay took cass to the cinema and the biggest shock of all was that it was NOT an ad or gifted but something nay chose to do for Cass off her own back
Sunday rolled around again and nay did her usual performance of claiming she had a migraine and was struggling to look after her children…then Fran revealed her and the kids were going over for a play date
nay took the kids to the farm but complained they kept having tantrums and taking photos of them upset instead of trying to work out what was wrong
despite saying earlier in the year her management were organising her 30th birthday party, she asked for help with invitations
nay shared about past trauma in her life and recovering from it on a personal journey of healing. This is a regular theme with her and she often talks about having therapy but has never spoken about what she’s actually on about so it seems it’s more for attention. A tattler suggested she was fishing for an appearance on loose women, they’re low brow but even nay couldn’t get on that show
nay did a q&a answering ALL of the things discussed here she apparently checked with her health visitor about Cass’s speech but they said he was fine, nay said if he had any issues she’d get them seen to and she’d share to help others 
, reiterated Cass was going to prep school in September which is basically pre school, Cass has been fine without the dummy because they waited for him to be ready, confirmation the nanny is still around but just had holiday to use (which is clearly why nay has been with the kids so much and moaning she’s eating bad), she’s getting excited about her birthday planning which she’s just so happened to have started this week as it took a while to find a venue and she’s changed the theme last minute (so much for her management company doing all this, perhaps they’ve dropped her or she’s too demanding 
), when asked how she was she said she’d been struggling a lot due to Jordan being away and being on her own parenting but had wanted to give Cass the best summer before he starts prep school, when asked about her job she said she’d worked so hard and done it all out of choice and she was so proud, when asked about Cass going to prep school she said he would absolutely thrive because he is a people pleaser and so happy and confident
the thread ended with a play date of all the instahuns going round with their kids but instead of doing a little picnic of picky bits for the kids, nay ordered fish and chips for them and pizza express for the adults Hun can’t just make a ham sandwich and throw some crisps and sausage rolls in some bowls, got to add to the already dreadful diets with carbs and salt, please no neggy vibes huns she is the queen of mums and Jordan is the queen of dads 
just as tattle mentioned nay was spending more time with the children, the thread kicked off with nay spending the day in London, going home to get glammed up and going to a boxing event as a tag along with Jordan and Perri it was revealed the next day the guard dog Mishka had finally arrived to the Banjo household - as per the stellar and attentive people nay and Jordan are, Mishka’s first night in her new home was while they were out. Go figure it transpired Mimi’s birthday was a gifted day at peppa pig world. As expected this caused uproar on tattle. For someone who claims to earn 5 figures, it’s madness they only went there as it was free and at a time when families are struggling to afford food let alone days out. Poor Mimi spent most of the day strapped into the buggy as usual too nay had the audacity to post about being burnt out and knowing when to ask for help, saying she needs a break from parenting and a day to sleep, rest and recharge but doesn’t always speak up for help she needs to stop - the girl who spends her entire life away from her children, getting her hair, lashes and nails done regularly, regular gym sessions, regular date nights with Jordan, lunch out with friends and has A FULL TIME NANNY AND A CLEANER. even more frustratingly about peppa pig world was the news that the rides were stopped and the banjos queue jumped everything and rode alone - paying customers had to wait even longer nay did an ad for hello fresh seemingly forgetting she’s been showing off her “healthy” ready meals for breakfast, lunch and dinner nay and Jordan took the new guard dog out alone for the day (nothing new here). Nay claimed it was so they could get to know her and how she’d behave going out and on walks jordan uploaded a photo from the boxing event of just him and Perri. Tattle were shocked and waited with baited breath for the photo with nay to appear - it did appear a day or two later nay revealed she was taking Cass to work with her - of course it was only because it was a gifted trip/paid. A grid post followed saying she doesn’t get enough one on one time with her children even though she’s a SAHM that chooses to have a full time nanny and go out without her children every day despite her repeated claims she’s on her own and has no family support, papa banjo was looking after Mimi while Cass was out with nay as she uploaded a selfie she was sent nay complained again about mimi not going to sleep at her bedtime of 6:30, she had very generously moved it from 6. Tattle concurred it was likely Mimi wasn’t even tired with that bedtime following an afternoon nap following the grid post about the paid day out with Cass, nay put up a story claiming she was so blessed, so grateful to have a job where she spends every day with her children because as a child she was cared for by different people and she always wanted to be around for her babies, it had taken hard work and sacrifices to achieve this - tattle were absolutely baffled at such claims when she hardly ever spends time with her children!!! it was the 1 year anniversary of Jordan and Perri doing the kiss radio and it was “a goal they didn’t think would happen for years” nay tried to claim that she doesn’t post everything on social media, that there are many farm and park trips she doesn’t record and put up - pull the other one nay tattle noticed that nay had been spending a lot more time with the children and much less time at the gym, out for lunch, out for coffee, at the hairdressers, getting her lashes done - instead of actively choosing to be more present it later transpired the nanny had august off as she had holiday to use the children were even treated to an evening dog walk which has never ever happened before, even Elmo went despite nay previously saying Elmo doesn’t need walks or at least lengthy ones despite nay’s claims SHE has worked so hard for her life and what SHE has - she proceeded to put a story up of Jordan’s Audi TT saying she’d take it for a spin. Jordan reshared it to say he’ll divorce her and she then reshared that to say she’s waiting on her Range Rover in a matching wrap - so it seems after all she is only with Jordan for his money CRINGE ALERT nay did an ad for J20, a drink we’ve never seen her have before (too lower class darling) with a pitiful cheese board…that consisted of a slab of cheddar cheese, ready sliced Mexican cheese and some grapes (page 19 on the previous thread if you need a right laugh at the reaction, it made me roar again reading the reactions and seeing the pitiful “cheese board”) but i'll include it here
nay got her hair done AGAIN. Tattle couldn’t tell the difference AGAIN even though she goes to big hair big dreams a recurrent theme on these threads is every Sunday, nay will complain that she’s having a bad day and is ill. This coincides with the fact she is usually alone on this day and seems to find it impossible to want to be with her children, care for them and very resentful at the world. She will refer to often parenting alone and detail how it’s a bad mental health day because she’s tired and has a headache seemingly forgetting that she has a full time nanny and lots of support especially from papa banjo. She has no idea how fortunate she is and how ridiculous it is she cannot cope for one day doing it on her own. following nay’s usual Sunday breakdown, which tattle thought was for Jordan’s attention as he was away with diversity she shared a message saying he was taking her out for dinner when he got back the next day Monday arrived and Jordan had two weeks off the Kiss breakfast show but nay shared that it was the only day for the entirety of august that he had with the children. They went to the farm and both complained about how cold and windy it was, while on their phones and not engaging with the children but filming each other with their hoods up during date night both nay and Jordan uploaded an endless second by second account of the evening, the food, etc. Hard to believe they actually have any time together because they’re so busy filming it for the gram. The following day nay proceeded to say she really needed their night out as they BOTH get wrapped up in work and don’t make time to enjoy the simple things jordan went back on tour with diversity and nay took the kids out for a meal with a friend who shared that the kids had “misbehaved” at the restaurant and Mimi had chucked her tablet, when the more likely story is that the children aren’t sure how to behave and need guidance and interaction instead of being plonked with technology and left to it tattle noticed that Fran had taken her two to butlins to see diversity in action, comments were made about how lovely it was for Fran’s two (Cass and Mimi’s cousins) to be seeing not only their dad, but their nan and all of diversity as well as a little holiday. There is nothing tying nay to home, she always claims her “job” means she can be around more but she makes no effort to support diversity or take the children along. However Jordan sent her flowers as he was away so she was happy another recurrent theme on these threads is how often nay has to go braless and always has her nips on full display. In retaliation nay posted a grid post, braless, “to show all the trolls because they hate it”…she couldn’t make it any more obvious it was aimed at tattle while claiming in a comment to someone she doesn’t know what tattle is despite previously sharing comments made here and directing more people here tattle were more concerned that she was so rattled by comments about her going braless than her crap parenting! having also seen tattle raving about Fran going to butlins to see diversity, nay had clearly had a go at Jordan as she and her instahuns got collected by the tour bus the next day and zoomed down to Bognor Regis at lightning speed despite Jordan’s children and fiancée being at butlins for the day, there wasn’t much posted and there was no interaction between nay and Fran or any sight of the cousins together in any stories even though they were both at the diversity show in the front stage area obviously to prove us jelly Kelly’s wrong on nays orders the next day jordan uploaded a story of him walking Cass to the stage but also had the instahun kids in tow, there wasn’t much else we saw nay proceeded to say how the kids were at an age to enjoy butlins and it was a big holiday camp….!!! No tit Sherlock to just prove her point further that she doesn’t show every second of her day, she went to Brighton and uploaded every single second nay wanted to do a typical instahun post so uploaded a carousel of Cass and Mimi having a sink bath. Tattle were horrified and were discussing the risks to children when seemingly innocent photos are put online and used by sexual predators. Instagram had the carousel removed and nay called her followers weirdos for reporting it. It is more likely however that Instagram flagged it due to nudity. Nay was silent for the rest of the day and most of Monday before admitting her phone was smashed - something which tattle thought might have been done on purpose in response to her sink bath photos being removed. She has since been scribbling over her children from the neck down to ensure her uploads aren’t removed again rather than thinking about protecting her children Jordan was home for the day but nay went shopping with a friend and the kids. Luckily for us, she managed to reshare her friends Instagram story about being at the shopping centre so we all knew - phew! a tattler discovered the listing of the old banjo house that nay claimed was never marketed! Page 39 for anyone wanting to look, it now says removed by request of the agent Jordan put up a grid post showing him with a massive hamleys bag and Cass running off, saying it was before Jordan saw the receipt and asked for his money back. Tattle made a few comments about how materialistic and in poor taste it was to be showing off how much money they have. Everyone can treat their child and spend how they like but don’t need to put it online. Almost immediately nay reshared the post to her stories claiming they had been trolled for treating “their children” to one toy each, they donate all old toys and baby stuff to the church and she would explain the reason for the hamleys trip soon because it was for a good cause. She soon deleted this rant though nay started carting an iPad around as she couldn’t bear not sharing everything without her phone nay revealed the reason for their “good cause” trip to hamleys was so that in exchange for a toy cass handed his dummy over to the cashier…not a genuine good cause like buying for children in hospital or those less fortunate. She also claimed there was no right time to get rid of the dummy but that they waited for Cass to decide because it was a comfort. Their lazy parenting has no doubt led to the speech issues and his dummy mouth, and while she claims it was only for bedtime just in the last thread alone tattlers had been spotting the dummy at all hours of the day nay took cass to the cinema and the biggest shock of all was that it was NOT an ad or gifted but something nay chose to do for Cass off her own back Sunday rolled around again and nay did her usual performance of claiming she had a migraine and was struggling to look after her children…then Fran revealed her and the kids were going over for a play date nay took the kids to the farm but complained they kept having tantrums and taking photos of them upset instead of trying to work out what was wrong despite saying earlier in the year her management were organising her 30th birthday party, she asked for help with invitations nay shared about past trauma in her life and recovering from it on a personal journey of healing. This is a regular theme with her and she often talks about having therapy but has never spoken about what she’s actually on about so it seems it’s more for attention. A tattler suggested she was fishing for an appearance on loose women, they’re low brow but even nay couldn’t get on that show nay did a q&a answering ALL of the things discussed here she apparently checked with her health visitor about Cass’s speech but they said he was fine, nay said if he had any issues she’d get them seen to and she’d share to help others , reiterated Cass was going to prep school in September which is basically pre school, Cass has been fine without the dummy because they waited for him to be ready, confirmation the nanny is still around but just had holiday to use (which is clearly why nay has been with the kids so much and moaning she’s eating bad), she’s getting excited about her birthday planning which she’s just so happened to have started this week as it took a while to find a venue and she’s changed the theme last minute (so much for her management company doing all this, perhaps they’ve dropped her or she’s too demanding ), when asked how she was she said she’d been struggling a lot due to Jordan being away and being on her own parenting but had wanted to give Cass the best summer before he starts prep school, when asked about her job she said she’d worked so hard and done it all out of choice and she was so proud, when asked about Cass going to prep school she said he would absolutely thrive because he is a people pleaser and so happy and confident the thread ended with a play date of all the instahuns going round with their kids but instead of doing a little picnic of picky bits for the kids, nay ordered fish and chips for them and pizza express for the adults Hun can’t just make a ham sandwich and throw some crisps and sausage rolls in some bowls, got to add to the already dreadful diets with carbs and salt, please no neggy vibes huns she is the queen of mums and Jordan is the queen of dads LOVE that you included the ‘cheese board’ photo 
I literally laughed so hard again when I saw it that I just had toLOVE that you included the ‘cheese board’ photo
Here you go my little huns
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You win! That’s hilarious
This gets me everytime that she couldn't be arsed to cut the cheese upHere you go my little huns
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Not even any crackers! Or a cheese knife! I don’t know why J20 approved such a tit ad!This gets me everytime that she couldn't be arsed to cut the cheese up
J20 was probably desperate
Looks like we were right - she’s gone to Butlins with the others for Diversity’s final summer show. No posts yet but I expect we’ll be bombarded tomorrow!! Along with classic comments like ‘it’s just like one big holiday camp’…
In the background putting on her biggest smile but actually livid because no one greeted her like that 
putting on her biggest smile but actually livid because no one greeted her like that Attachments
What is she wearing? She looks homelessIn the background
OMG did anyone see fran video her child stamping crisps into the carpet and not try to stop them, just put “sorry staff” on the titles! I’m shocked, who sits and watches their child do this anywhere, let alone someone your husband is gigging.
I’m mortified when my kids accidentally drop food on the floor and will pick up any food that is dropped! I’ve worked in a kids indoor play centre and there is nothing worse than cleaning up at the end of the day and having to pick food out of the carpets because even the hoover won’t do
Anyone feel the meet with fran and all the pics are for tattles benefit
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