THREAD RECAP
The last thread was really quite boring and really dragged. These are the most exciting moments worth mentioning
the last thread kicked off immediately with the announcement that nay and Jordan were expecting their 3rd child. Tattle were in utter disbelief and uproar when they don’t parent the two they already have!
her aggressive replies to her q&a are included. She did a q&a on 24th October before the baby announcement and then another one on 29th October all about baby no 3. Overall she claimed people were desperate to know when they conceived
, she rarely has help with the children and they didn’t expect to get pregnant so quickly (while clearly not realising if you have sex it can happen, not as if they didn’t learn from the previous two times
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nay did her usual scenario of frittering crazy amounts of money away on an OTT occasion - a Halloween party. There was very little she’d done and they had huge floor letter lights, balloons, cakes, handmade outfits (not by nay) and dominoes for a handful of children
diversity had an open day for their new studio and nay was the only partner who wasn’t there. She instead chose to take the children on a woodland walk (sorry can the real nay stand up - she finds every excuse under the sun not to be with her children, let alone do fun things) and then showed the children splashing in the rain claiming the “Karen’s” wouldn’t like it but tattle were here for it
little miss 5 figures a year got invited to an event! Hosted by asda, nay got to watch elf, sit in a sleigh and eat a mince pie. It was such an event that she was home at 1:37pm
nay and Jordan took the children to Disneyland Paris over the weekend. It seemed a rushed trip and they didn’t have much to share, nay made a fool of herself by claiming Mimi has never been abroad conveniently missing out that when Mimi was 4 months old she chose to leave her at home and take Cass to Dubai and all the other trips they’ve done without the children
there was a small business who was on Tik tok talking about a dilemma she had with having provided personalised products for a hen party, and that the person she gifted to had never ever tagged or shared her. She spoke of it being an opportunity for her being missed and whether she had been taken advantage of, the huge cost to herself and the time and effort she’d gone to, even dropping the items off as requested. There was a discussion about influencer culture/gifting and where morals should be. It was 100% nay’s hen but tattle weren’t sure who had arranged the items (page 13 for the Tik toks)
on nov 17th just a few days after we’d discussed the gifted issue, nay posted a story about the truth coming out. Tattle assumed this was to do with the small business. This was of course deleted very quickly
there was quite a few stories complaining and “woe is me”. Lots of guilt tripping to jordan for working hard and blaming poor behaviour from Cass on “daddy being away so much”. She also slated her hospital care as she felt they weren’t capable of caring for her despite clearly having the means to go private or have a doula to assist with the birth
in the midst of her complaining/guilt tripping stories nay kept teasing a gender reveal which went on for a few weeks and then suddenly unpinned her wedding photos from the top of her grid and changed her profile photo to just herself. It also appeared nay and Jordan unfollowed each other on Instagram
the plot thickened when the Poundland banjos went to Lapland U.K. and there wasn’t the usual tagging, endless stories, endless resharing and re-resharing and silly behaviour
they claimed they delayed their gender reveal to spend time as a family…! Or rather repairing whatever had gone down between them as a couple
it was nay’s birthday week and she couldn’t even include her children in her grid post about her past year. Jordan shared a reel for her birthday and none of the clips included the children, none of diversity or danielle banjo wished nay a happy birthday and she spent the day at a spa
just a few days before Christmas Ashley and Fran shared that they had split 18 months previous. Tattle were very shocked and it may explain some odd things we’d seen (more time with Fran, the weird weekend where nay left the children in Cornwall for a family emergency, the black story about the truth coming out which I’ve found and included below)
it was Jordan’s 30th and there was a big party held for him at the diversity studio. Nay tried to take credit for it but it seemed it was more a banjo production (Ashley, danielle and talisa). Nay claimed to love the banjo energy…which clearly doesn’t extend to her
while in the midst of a cost of living crisis nay proceeded to beg for gifted baby items while jordan added a Porsche and a Lamborghini to his car collection and they went to a spa which cost £750
they finally decided to do something with the children and went to London for the theatre and food with Ashley, Fran, Rose and Micah, however the iPads were still attached to Cass and Mimi
little miss five figures and “I donate to baby banks and women’s shelters” was listing her gifted in the style and primark clothes on her vinted, and not cheaply either
jordy baby was booked in for a vasectomy!!! However he seemed to bottle it and claimed he was poorly. It then went extremely quiet
now cash cow content baby no 3 was on its way, nay was in overdrive about how much she loved her children, how she never wanted them to leave home and even shared a story about enjoying her children! This was on the back of complaining just before Christmas how the 3rd baby meant their plans for the house were on hold (knocking through walls, making rooms bigger etc) and the bedroom and dressing room she wanted wasn’t happening. However instead they were still having lots done by builders and painters so tattle couldn’t really see why she was complaining
nay did a q&a and made many ridiculous comments - these included that jordan was away all year, she was a stay at home mum but worked hard and juggled the house, children, etc (while having a nanny and a cleaner!), she also spoke more about her trauma from her childhood (screenshots included below)
the baby gifted items started arriving but nay shared an outfit they bought for £200! Meanwhile jordan admitted that when he was planning proposing to nay in the Maldives he reached out to them and they agreed to collaborate. He thought it meant a gifted trip but he still ended up paying for most of it and it left his account empty
the thread finished on nay posting about jordan ordering her valentines flowers at 4am and how they never see each other and she does it all alone (with a nanny and a cleaner
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Q&a from 23/10
She clearly couldn’t resist hinting at baby no 3
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Q&a from 29/10 where the answers speak for themselves
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More q&a answer and other screenshots relevant to the recap including that black quickly deleted the truth will come out story which may have been related to the small business talking on tik tok or as we now suspect, Ashley
