Nadia Sawalha & The Smelly Sadderleys
Thanks to everyone for some great title suggestions, including @Hopscotch and @notSUBmissive .
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RECAP:
Following a Loose Women tax scandal, Nitty is currently on a hiatus from the show. She has been diagnosed with ADHD and it Vlogging specialist Vlogs about her diagnosis.
The Curly Cooks Of Croydon is delivering more culinary greats, such as forgotten seasoning, but don't worry, Masterchef Nitty has an expert tongue and can "imagine" what it would taste like with seasoning. Dina is still grifting for a Lidl sponsorship and mentions them at every given moment.
Julia's book launch is looming and many think Nitty is worried about being exposed for her and the other ugly sister's vile antics when they were younger. Roberta and Nadim are still in Jordan, far away from the Rat Lodge.
10 missing members' lives are a sure sign that they give zero damns about their paying Subs. Coffee Moanings are erratic and they still are not giving fortnightly podcasts. Their new series 'Agony Aunt & Agony Uncle' has launched. How can people with such troubled personal lives advise others? The answer: where there is a tax deductable will, there is a way.
Moodie is navel gazing on Instagram, talking about the "struggle" of live living with Mummy and Daddy providing everything and not having to work all day. Nitty responded claiming that Moodie is an actress, let's hope she takes after her aunt and not her hammy mother!
Manky continues to promote his amateur film. No oscar adorns the dusty Sadderley mantlepiece yet though. His counselling course was not fully completed and he now seldom mentions that abandoned venture. His mother, Dirty Di, has a gammy toe and it needs medical treatment. Will they fork out to have it done private?
They have also been dropping hints that the youngest daughter, who we won't name, as she is underaged, has ADHD. Nitty claims children have an 80% chance of having ADHD if their parents have it. Nitty is also doing research in to her diagnosis as a neurodiverse person.
Thanks to everyone for some great title suggestions, including @Hopscotch and @notSUBmissive .
RECAP:
Following a Loose Women tax scandal, Nitty is currently on a hiatus from the show. She has been diagnosed with ADHD and it Vlogging specialist Vlogs about her diagnosis.
The Curly Cooks Of Croydon is delivering more culinary greats, such as forgotten seasoning, but don't worry, Masterchef Nitty has an expert tongue and can "imagine" what it would taste like with seasoning. Dina is still grifting for a Lidl sponsorship and mentions them at every given moment.
Julia's book launch is looming and many think Nitty is worried about being exposed for her and the other ugly sister's vile antics when they were younger. Roberta and Nadim are still in Jordan, far away from the Rat Lodge.
10 missing members' lives are a sure sign that they give zero damns about their paying Subs. Coffee Moanings are erratic and they still are not giving fortnightly podcasts. Their new series 'Agony Aunt & Agony Uncle' has launched. How can people with such troubled personal lives advise others? The answer: where there is a tax deductable will, there is a way.
Moodie is navel gazing on Instagram, talking about the "struggle" of live living with Mummy and Daddy providing everything and not having to work all day. Nitty responded claiming that Moodie is an actress, let's hope she takes after her aunt and not her hammy mother!
Manky continues to promote his amateur film. No oscar adorns the dusty Sadderley mantlepiece yet though. His counselling course was not fully completed and he now seldom mentions that abandoned venture. His mother, Dirty Di, has a gammy toe and it needs medical treatment. Will they fork out to have it done private?
They have also been dropping hints that the youngest daughter, who we won't name, as she is underaged, has ADHD. Nitty claims children have an 80% chance of having ADHD if their parents have it. Nitty is also doing research in to her diagnosis as a neurodiverse person.
won’t pay the rent”””
For now. 
