My Solo Journey to Mom #23 takes the girls off the gram becomes lisas_little_sleepers to keep up her scam

[davo2001]

She's asking people what to bring for the girls on the plane. It's hardly rocket science, is it?!

She's not going on holidays alone, is she?? Surely her mother is going with her. I can't believe she'd go on her own with 2 kids.

She doesn't take a shit without da mudder wiping her arse. There isn't a snowballs chance in hell that she's going on a holiday without her.

 

[goss1987xx]

You know what , she’s taking advantage of desperate , tired and insecure parents who think they’re doing their kids wrong cause they won’t sleep and are desperate / vulnerable due to the lack of sleep themselves and would do anything for a goodnight sleep

 

[Donegalperson]

Her children are younger than most of ours how is she an expert on veery single child related experience merely weeks after she experienced it herself for the very first time. What a big knobhead

 

[petal1]

Less than 3 Poor little Maureen, it's very identifying for her!! What about her privacy?! Everyone will know she needed sleep training

 

[LegallyBlonde1]

Oh fuck off you simpleton no-one NO-ONE asked you to do a session on all things naps

Clearly not a great deal of interest seeing as she posts about it daily

 

[francydoll]

She’s the greatest chancer. What a ton of shite shes spinning. We’re all savvy and wise to her bullshit. I really feel sorry for an innocent new mum who may not be able to see through her lies. I’m at a loss as to who she should be reported to

 

[Pandakitten]

‘To anyone in the midst of the madness your day will come’ - 2 years old and she’s the twins reared? The lengths she went to to have them and now 2 years on, job done.

 

[LegallyBlonde1]

Did any wan message her with potty training advice ?
because like everything else she far she won't take the advice anyway

She'll probably use the information to promote herself as a Toilet Training Professional.......Lisa's Shit & Sleepers

 

[Mrs.Doyle22]

Who leaves a review via WhatsApp, answer, no one, because she made it up and text it to herself.

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If someone actually sent this to her well done you're not only ignoring your child at night you're starving him too,start saving for adult Joey's therapy !

 

[PandoraSkye]

She’s very quiet lately. Just looked at her grid and those video stills of her face make her look bald, she really needs a fringe or a side sweeping hairstyle at least.

She did have a fringe cut when the girls were a few months old but it lasted a day before she scraped it back with a hair band..
She couldn’t keep up with the simple maintenance, I doubt she even brushes her hair once a day.

 

[zappa]

How would we ever know she was self employed if she didn't have the MrPrice pen, waving it around like a samauri sword

 

[Cbisto]

How did she get back to her broken down car after the apt ? Did she move a carseat into the strangers car and then bring it into the opticians ? This is bizarre carry on - she never even asked the name of someone who she got into a car with with a 2yr old ??? - im stuck for words- also surely there are opticians closer to home for her ?

 

[Idontevengohere]

It's all nonsense and ig is full of charlatans running poxy courses/workshops/webinars on how to have stepford babies and stepford lives. Saw one once for helping your child start preschool 🫠🫠🫠 Here's a little tip: it's messy, it's hard and children are not robots. You may get lucky and have a good eater/sleeper etc. You may have a colicky or reflux baby. You may have a baby who won't sleep, won't eat, won't talk/walk when they 'should'. Just do your best and take help from actual professionals when needed and not mary from ig who did a 5 week course, a subscription to canva and now calls herself an expert.
I get that when sleep deprived, people are not at their best, but it's not going to help throwing money at this greedy charlatan.

 

[Ellegee]

Maybe I’m in the minority - but I wouldn’t let a two year old play unsupervised in soft play while I just sat on my arse.

Same spelling mistakes on that fake story reply as well.

Maybe I’m OTT but I’m still up & down keeping an eye on my 4yo in softplay. My eldest needed surgery after a fall in softplay as a toddler so it’s not a place for me to switch off & take a breather. It’s no fun watching your screaming child get put to sleep in an operating theatre.

 

[Annie_Mummy]

Jesus, she says you should work (or take out a package) with her for a month if you're transitioning a kid from a crib to a proper bed.

She's fucking delusional.

And what happens if your kid takes to the bed just fine on day one? Does she refund your cash? The whole concept is totally flawed but she’s just desperately trying to actually drum up some business.

Lisa, your premise is shit, your branding is shit and the way you promote yourself is shit. Move on.

 

[GossPots]

If someone can't move their child from a cot to a bed then they need help themselves never mind for the child.

Does her Mickey Mouse certificate qualify her to advice on this?

 

[CheesyMarmite]

This might be an unpopular opinion but here goes. All that personalised stuff she’s mad for is so tacky. What do you do in a couple year’s time when they’re too big for those armchairs?

I’m with you on this! Used to think the personalised stuff was cute and have one of those chairs with my daughters name on. She barely used it and I don’t know anyone with the same name to pass it on to

Edit —Lisa made me a VIP on here now time to celebrate with a big bottle of pipsi!

 

[howareyoufinethankyou]

Her most recent post has been up for 5 days and has a total of… *drumroll*… 2 likes

You would think all these “clients” of hers would be liking and commenting on her posts to help support her by boosting her reach.

 

[Ellegee]

Why does their bedroom look like a prison cell….?

I’d say she removed all temptations to get out of bed.

 

[LegallyBlonde1]

She's more obsessed with the girls hair than them with a long time now

It's weird, all kids have hair.....nothing special about theirs but she goes on about it like they're Rapunzel. It actually turns my stomach when she runs her fat sausage fingers through their hair.

She's dying for a Voduz collab the desperate c**t