Might I suggest youre in menopause with all that nodding off OP?
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May I suggest you might have a drink problem, OP, being unable to stay awake at the theatre?
She's probably got dementia, sepsis or both and doesn't realise she's in the theatre and thinks it's bedtime. She should call 0800111066 NOW for URGENT HELP.
Why keep going then you idiot? I hate musical theatre with every fibre of my being, so I just wouldn't go.
I am wondering what "The Lion Ling" is about though...
Maybe they were one of the cast?
I've had to keep editing my previous post as Johnnie Boden had attached his garish self to it for reasons that I don't quite understand.
Will I now be haunted by him like a primary coloured version of The Babadook?
Will I now be haunted by him like a primary coloured version of The Babadook?
I wonder why, after falling asleep in two musicals, you would continue to attend them?
Miss Saigon was actually tit though... we'd have left after the interval except a) inlaws gave us the tickets because they loved it and b) we wanted to see the helicopter. Was not worth the wait...
Maybe her secretly gay husband is also coercive, controlling and abusive and he forced her to go even though she was ill from starting WLIs and their twins were in NICU and her mum had sepsis from a dog biting her.
To be honest, Johnnie Boden would be worse than The Babadook
Aaaand yet another thread about a man wiping his a on something and leaving it for his wife to find
It's "Dr' Jessica Taylor!
You beat me to itCan't name the European city as too outing but happy to give lots of other information away
I was going to say "how the duck is naming a city you're now not going to outing?"
Shame that DH who traumatised the Airbnb host couldn’t wipe his a with this instead of the bath towel.
I'm pretty sure all these threads about people wiping their arses on towels and leaving them lying around are the work of the poo troll.
I'm cynical about that one as well. If that was me, I'd go anyway and leave DH at home alone. She's being a martyr about it all and I think it's fictional. Maybe she broached the idea of a weekend away and he said no way, hence the thread?Can't name the European city as too outing but happy to give lots of other information away
I just ate 4 chocolate digestives. I also had a pack of Doritos on the train, and the train manager offered me some free crisps and I took them. Am logging this with you all rather than 999 or DCoroner.
I have the DCoroner on speed dial so will inform them in advance, on your behalf.
I also fell asleep in Miss Saigon. But in my defence it’s because we went to see it on a 3 day school trip to London when I was 13 and we’d been up until 5am doing Ouija boards the night before.
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