More likely a bottle of piss to the back of the head!
Thankfully he will be staying away so I've told him to do a wash before he returns back to the civility of London town.
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Thankfully he will be staying away so I've told him to do a wash before he returns back to the civility of London town.
Let me back on!! I wanna play.
If your son hasn’t stashed away 100k in each hollow leg by 15, he is a failure.
At least he’s gone to an Oasis gig, not a Coldplay one.
Oasis is the gig for husbands to have gay affairs.
That's what he said
My husband said he's going to an oasis gig AIBU to think that's code for going to a hotel with another man?
First reply - What's an oasis gig?
Oasis are working class Northerners. Bet mumsnet loves Coldplay.
That's why I've never heard of them, I don't interact with anything outside of zone 2.
Is there anything similar, anything at all, that we can come up with like Uniqorne? Anybody?
Mhyrrmayed?
I might add both of those to my list - Uniqorne if it's a boy and Mhyrrmayed for a girl. Love them both 
We need D @Geetbo here to advise us of the current trends in the world of the geighs
@Geetbo is clearly out on the town, researching.
The ones who say they're gay men are really women and the ones who say they're straight men are gay men, do you people not pay any attention to Mumsnet!
Um.... No?!
Oh god, I bet you eat carbs and tomato's and stay in touch with your family and probably even answer the front door if you haven't been paying attention to them! You'll end up a lardy size 8 with a huge network of friends if you keep on like this you know.
The way she says "my income tops it up" like its a bit of pocket money, and then it turns out her income is 80K. fool
And yes super brain, dropping your household income by 40% will probably mean you have less money if you quit your job.
Personally I have between 6 and 7 a week, so I would say "Go for it!"
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