Mormons in the street I just tell I have a coffee addiction.
Mumsnet #64 New thread. NOW
- Start date
-
- Tags
- Mumsnet Threads
- Status
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
Mormons! Memories of eating our way through the pounds and pounds of spaghetti we got from the Mormons during COVID. I tried to give some to my mom. She was hoping I’d take her supply from her. Even the food bank didn’t want it as they had so much.
A post from the 'A dog stole my picnic' thread
Lucky for the OP that the dog owner doesn’t know who she is as she could be reported to the RSPCA for cruelty to the poor dog. Very irresponsible to leave your food and run off
Lucky for the OP that the dog owner doesn’t know who she is as she could be reported to the RSPCA for cruelty to the poor dog. Very irresponsible to leave your food and run off
Just gonna leave this here
[/QUOTE]
"The reason the cat does not show gratitude is because it's a cat" for thread title (although probs too long)
Now I've got "Mormons in the street" to the tune of "Islands in the stream" in my head
I hate the way they use contractions and drop the word "got" on MN. "You've not" sounds like Hyacinth Bouquet trying to sound posh when it just sounds affected.
I also hate "needs gone" with a fiery rage, although I think that might be a regional thing.
Mormons in the street,
I am so sorry -
We cannot talk today,
I like to drink coffee
You are wasting youth
Going door-to-door
When you should be drunkenly shagging, uh-huuuhh
What a delightful response! Hope this poster has a panic attack and someone tells them to grow up 
Attachments
Consider me ear-wormed ta.
Oh boy, we have a posh names thread. Lettuce obviously being one of them.
I always loved the name lettuce (or Lettice), I would obvs never call a kid it, but there is a character with the name in a Miss Marple, and it just seemed 'right'.
Was there one in Bertie Wooster or mapp and Lucia?
No doubt Shithole will say no to everything that gets suggested
Yes, she had a special piece of music they played for her.
She's got loads of threads on the go.
Are the schools off in England yet?
There was a great little thread the other day! - I don’t know how this school mum does it - brilliant mix of ‘I’m that mum OP, I look great got a six figure job, it’s just me!’ and ‘people clean their houses? I’m confused? I’ve got better things to do than clean my skirting boards!’
ETA there was also the lovely comments saying her life might look perfect but I bet her husband beats her up/her husband cheats on her/she has mental health issues
ETA there was also the lovely comments saying her life might look perfect but I bet her husband beats her up/her husband cheats on her/she has mental health issues
The disparity between Adele and Lilo & Stitch is tickling me. I think it's the way it's been phrased, like a random list.
I met a newborn named Barbra this morning...I don't think I can cope with Lettuce this early on a Monday
Same here - ‘Have you any friends who can help?’ and the like. Absolutely affected is the word. I bet many of them live rurally
too…
Busy busy shithole.
- Status