Mumsnet #64 New thread. NOW

[Wooh]

Oh, Jonathan

It's on a Chat shoplifting thread. Everyone was being quite normal until Starmer was mentioned

Update: no, they were not being normal, they were being the MN norm.

 

[Serene Serena]

This reply on a thread about whether OP's husband might be having an affair.
What the actual duck is this poster on? Apart from having a horrible husband obviously.


Katemax82 · 11/07/2025 21:05

Hmm trusting your gut is one thing. My husband always accuses me of cheating when I don't. My gut told me my sons cat was the dead cat i went to inspect on the side of the road when his cat was missing but I couldn't be sure as a fox must have eaten its head. My sons cat came home 7 weeks later having been in the woods.

That needs a trigger warning

 

[IfTheCapFits]

I don’t think it was all made up, I think she lied about how they lost their house and didn’t mention their property in France. Nevertheless though, I don’t know what they can find to talk about for six whole threads about it unless they’re all just whipping themselves up into a competitively indignant froth.

They ripped off people where they used to live, had various bailiffs chasing them & basically went on the run. Came up with this scam, highly unlikely they even did the coast walk & very possible they lied about his illness.

A good wholesome couple really

But after you've had a bit of a rant about their behaviour, how you might feel a bit let down & deceived, yeah, not quite sure what else there is to say about them if you're not affected personally

 

[Geetbo]

I’ve minimal time for Starmer but using the fact that someone spent their career defending human rights to attack them is a choice.

 

[peachplumpear]

Is the 'DD got spiked' thread by Shithole? I thought her daughter was younger, and the OP claims to work in healthcare, but she's got an extremely Shithole-y writing style and doing the usual refusing to take anything on board posts.

 

[Iamthebosun]

This reply on a thread about whether OP's husband might be having an affair.
What the actual duck is this poster on? Apart from having a horrible husband obviously.


Katemax82 · 11/07/2025 21:05

Hmm trusting your gut is one thing. My husband always accuses me of cheating when I don't. My gut told me my sons cat was the dead cat i went to inspect on the side of the road when his cat was missing but I couldn't be sure as a fox must have eaten its head. My sons cat came home 7 weeks later having been in the woods.

I know we all take the piss when Mumsnetters suggest someone might have sepsis but.... I think she might have sepsis....

 

[girlinbrum]

Omg the detail about the cats head!!

 

[bread-pitt]

It was recently reported to be a load of bull

Just like most MN threads, then. I wonder why this story is such an issue for them.

 

[melisnusty]

Just like most MN threads, then. I wonder why this story is such an issue for them.

Because it was middle class wrongdoers. It’s fried their fragile minds!

 

[Lac1985]

Is the 'DD got spiked' thread by Shithole? I thought her daughter was younger, and the OP claims to work in healthcare, but she's got an extremely Shithole-y writing style and doing the usual refusing to take anything on board posts.

I thought it was her after reading the first couple of sentences! I’ve no idea how old her daughter is though, but I think she’s the one with the child - the grandson that shithole takes/used to take to school.

 

[Sukysue]

In the doghouse ,Elderly neighbours have just got an adult Rottweiler rescue dog.
A couple of posts later they have had it 3 months

 

[bread-pitt]

In the doghouse ,Elderly neighbours have just got an adult Rottweiler rescue dog.
A couple of posts later they have had it 3 months

Elderly, you say? I’m guessing they are 42.

 

[HotDawg]

Elderly, you say? I’m guessing they are 42.

They probably both have dementia - due to their advanced age - and thought it was a Chihuahua.

 

[melisnusty]

Elderly, you say? I’m guessing they are 42.

One step closer to sepsis.

 

[TenerifeTigger]

Excellent reading skills again.

 

[Danglyweed]

You would've thought that the mumsnet mafia would've known the salt path was a load of rit. I mean, how could they possibly not have ten showers a day? Dirty bleeps.

 

[Banoffeebabe]

Oh, Jonathan

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It's on a Chat shoplifting thread. Everyone was being quite normal until Starmer was mentioned

Update: no, they were not being normal, they were being the MN norm.

Do these people actually have any idea what human rights are?

 

[PlatoKota]

I fell off for ages, what UN is shithole posting under these days and is she still in Chat?

 

[Iamthebosun]

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Excellent reading skills again.

Less than 50% of Mumsnetters would pass the key stage 1 SATs.

'The cat sat on the mat'
Q1 - where did the cat sit?

Mumsnetters answers-

What's a cat
What's a mat
Is there a cat
Is the cat sitting
What colour is the mat
What colour is the cat
Who did the cat vote for
What colour is the cat
Is it racism if I only like black cats
Cats are unhygienic
Mats are unhygienic
Mats are for poor people
Cats are for the working class
Is the cat large
How old is the cat
Can I keep the cat and give up my MIL
My sister has a cat and she's a large witch
My husband hates our cat shall I divorce him
Everyone who has a cat has a house that stinks
Is the person who set this question large because I won't answer a question asked of me by a large person

 

[bread-pitt]

Less than 50% of Mumsnetters would pass the key stage 1 SATs.

'The cat sat on the mat'
Q1 - where did the cat sit?

Mumsnetters answers-

What's a cat
What's a mat
Is there a cat
Is the cat sitting
What colour is the mat
What colour is the cat
Who did the cat vote for
What colour is the cat
Is it racism if I only like black cats
Cats are unhygienic
Mats are unhygienic
Mats are for poor people
Cats are for the working class
Is the cat large
How old is the cat
Can I keep the cat and give up my MIL
My sister has a cat and she's a large witch
My husband hates our cat shall I divorce him
Everyone who has a cat has a house that stinks
Is the person who set this question large because I won't answer a question asked of me by a large person

You forgot “at least you have a cat. My cat is DEAD!”