Mumsnet #64 New thread. NOW

[YR80]

Has anyone seen the one in Relationships called “Absolutely heartbroken” or something like that? It’s too long to screenshot. The poster had a crush on a colleague who eventually became single so they started trying to develop a relationship but he was a horrible bully and messed her about. She’s had her heart broken and has had therapy and all sorts. I feel (felt) really sorry for her as she was blaming herself and thinking she’d deserved it and so on.

But I’m starting to scratch my head at all the references to their weird workplace where people masturbate in offices, talk about sex all the time, bag at work and get their wicks out and that’s just accepted as the norm by everyone, including management. Strange post.

 

[CrimsonCountess]

I think she has sepsis....

(Apparently one of these girls (WOMEN) is Brooke Lynn and she has posted on Mumsnet before and had her posts deleted and some posters think it's her posting)

OP is the one in the second screenshot. She’s always posting pictures of herself and links to her YouTube account. Not sure what she gets out of it as replies are always pretty harsh about her looks

 

[Cheddar Chalpupa]

And they say Tattlers are the holes, I don't think we call each other "common tarts" here.

The 2nd woman has posted before, she's 100% the OP of that post, fishing for YouTube clicks, or compliments.

 

[ButtonDownTheHutches]

I think she has sepsis....

(Apparently one of these girls (WOMEN) is Brooke Lynn and she has posted on Mumsnet before and had her posts deleted and some posters think it's her posting)

She (#2) posted a clickbait thread about hair colour a while ago, clearly to try to drum up traffic to her SM accounts.

It’s absolutely her, and she’s pretty dim if she thinks it isn’t obvious. Such a weird premise for a thread, and the OP’s responses don’t ring true either.

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

I got you babe
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Lots of ventilation for your balls, too. Good choice.

<nods approvingly>

 

[I'm not actually here]

Jeez there aren't half some weird folk on MN. I know, I know.. We know. But wtf is it about mumsnet that attracts them into that space to post the most bizarre tit?!

Eta I only managed to post a couple of times before being banned years ago so I guess I ain't MN material!!

 

[Serene Serena]

Has anyone seen the one in Relationships called “Absolutely heartbroken” or something like that? It’s too long to screenshot. The poster had a crush on a colleague who eventually became single so they started trying to develop a relationship but he was a horrible bully and messed her about. She’s had her heart broken and has had therapy and all sorts. I feel (felt) really sorry for her as she was blaming herself and thinking she’d deserved it and so on.

But I’m starting to scratch my head at all the references to their weird workplace where people masturbate in offices, talk about sex all the time, bag at work and get their wicks out and that’s just accepted as the norm by everyone, including management. Strange post.

Does she work for the BBC?

 

[Brandshinynew]

I think she has sepsis....

(Apparently one of these girls (WOMEN) is Brooke Lynn and she has posted on Mumsnet before and had her posts deleted and some posters think it's her posting)

Oh i remember her posting a few years ago. She's obsessed with her looks she wanted cosmetic surgery i think.

 

[notanotherusername92]

I think she has sepsis....

(Apparently one of these girls (WOMEN) is Brooke Lynn and she has posted on Mumsnet before and had her posts deleted and some posters think it's her posting)

the last sentence

The minute anyone posts “delete if not allowed/aloud” I know for certain they’re an idiot.

admin/mumsnet don’t need your permission to delete, allowed or otherwise. Drives me mad.

 

[Florentine]

They're obsessed with toilets.
One went round to visit a friend and:

After an half an hour or so I said I would pop to use the loo and she casually told me ‘oh - the toilet seat broke the other day so there isn’t one on there’.

She's apparently overweight and, hence, couldn't "hover" as her friend suggested.
Why she'd have to hover is a mystery to me. She's no more likely to break the toilet bowl with her gargantuan (size 10 probably) body with or without a seat.
Or is it a stealth have-a-go-at-fatties one?

 

[Serene Serena]

They're obsessed with toilets.
One went round to visit a friend and:

After an half an hour or so I said I would pop to use the loo and she casually told me ‘oh - the toilet seat broke the other day so there isn’t one on there’.

She's apparently overweight and, hence, couldn't "hover" as her friend suggested.
Why she'd have to hover is a mystery to me. She's no more likely to break the toilet bowl with her gargantuan (size 10 probably) body with or without a seat.
Or is it a stealth have-a-go-at-fatties one?

I think it’s the piss troll. He’s wanting anecdotes about ladies hovering over toilet bowls, dirty pig.

 

[girlinbrum]

Well the other day I posted about mumsnutters who suggest making your own yoghurt and your peanut butter. Today someone asked a question about almond milk, and got told to make her own....

 

[Brandshinynew]

Well the other day I posted about mumsnutters who suggest making your own yoghurt and your peanut butter. Today someone asked a question about almond milk, and got told to make her own....

How the hell would you go about that

 

[Serene Serena]

How the hell would you go about that

Get a herd of almonds and milk them, obviously

 

[Fizz22]

Get a herd of almonds and milk them, obviously

Milk your almonds. NOW.

 

[50degreesnorth]

Actually almond milk is dead easy, literally whisk up a handful with water and strain.

This assumes you have almonds in your pantry of course.

And if you need to buy some then you may as well get your rit-in-coffee almond milk at the shop. They probably don’t sell it in DFarm Foods though.

 

[Serene Serena]

Actually almond milk is dead easy, literally whisk up a handful with water and strain.

This assumes you have almonds in your pantry of course.

And if you need to buy some then you may as well get your rit-in-coffee almond milk at the shop. They probably don’t sell it in DFarm Foods though.

Do you crush the almonds? No Farm Foods where I live, and even Iceland has recently gone. We do have Heron Foods though, which is like a cross between Iceland and FF but cheaper.

 

[mindlessness]

One of my favourite recent threads is the woman who is dreading what will be (she assumes) expected of her as a grandparent.
Her DC aren’t even expecting any children yet. The grandchildren don’t exist.
She’s just prematurely pissed off the DC might ask her to help with childcare or whatever.

 

[Geetbo]

Milk your almonds. NOW.

Next thread title surely.

 

[Geetbo]

Actually almond milk is dead easy, literally whisk up a handful with water and strain.

This assumes you have almonds in your pantry of course.

And if you need to buy some then you may as well get your rit-in-coffee almond milk at the shop. They probably don’t sell it in DFarm Foods though.

I don’t keep almonds in the house because I’m not a large bleep x